1、其實我和別的公主都是一樣的，每天都有騎士帶著不同的美食來看我，唯一不同的是，我的騎士要收配送費，有的三塊，有的五塊。
In fact, I am the same as other princesses. Every day, there are knights who come to see me with different delicacies. The only difference is that my knights have to charge for delivery. Some are three yuan, some are five yuan.
2、我的黑眼圈是單純熬夜玩手機熬出來的，請大家放心和我交朋友。
My dark circles are made by simply staying up late playing with my mobile phone. Please rest assured to make friends with me.
3、誰的童話書又沒合好，讓小公主跑出來了。
Whose fairy tale book is not reconciled again, let the little princess run out.
4、系統都有人維護，你卻沒有。
The system is maintained, but you don't.
5、一天天這麼多迪士尼在逃公主，看來迪士尼保安也不怎麼樣嘛！
There are so many Disney runaway princesses every day. It seems that Disney security is not good!
6、李大爺不慎被網絡詐騙，騙去了三百萬元，在民警的幫助下，李大爺接受了現實。
Mr. Li was cheated by the Internet and cheated 3 million yuan. With the help of the police, Mr. Li accepted the reality.
7、我是灰姑娘，麻煩王子大人儘快舉辦舞會，我刷碗刷累了。
I'm Cinderella. Please have a dance as soon as possible. I'm tired of washing dishes.
8、你們談戀愛真好，不用花錢還有帽子戴。
It's nice of you to fall in love. You don't have to spend money and wear a hat.
9、我還是很自卑，上街不敢牽別人男朋友的手。
I still feel inferior and dare not take other boyfriend's hand on the street.
10、迪士尼什麼時候營業，我想回家了。
When does Disney open? I want to go home.
11、打電話告訴桃花，他可以多來點了。
Call peach blossom and tell it to be more.
12、像我這麼單純的人做不來這麼有心機的數學題。
A simple person like me can't do such a clever math problem.
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