分享一些很沙雕的句子，一些酷酷的搞笑句子，每一句都十分搞笑，越看越開心。
1、誰是誰的老公，不過都是些臨時工。
Who is whose husband is, but they are all temporary workers.
2、兩人若在長久時，大眼瞪小眼也是件浪漫的事。
It is also romantic for two people to stare at each other for a long time.
3、我這輩子只有兩件事不會，這也不會，那也不會。
There are only two things in my life that I can’t do, neither will this, nor that.
4、對男人來說，有奶就是娘。對女人來說，有錢就是郎。
For men, milk is a mother. For women, rich is a Lang.
5、不敢問你喜歡什麼樣的男生，我怕我全部符合。
Don't dare to ask what kind of guy you like, I'm afraid I meet them all.
6、對於我來說，所謂的複習功課，就是打開書本再次確認下，確實一個都不會。
For me, the so-called review of homework is to open the book and reconfirm it, and indeed none of them will be accepted.
7、不要輕易說你愛我，不發個20塊的紅包，你別想得到我。
Don't say you love me lightly, don't send a red envelope of 20 yuan, you don't want me.
8、有兩個朋友吵架了，我左勸右勸，他們就是不肯打起來。
Two friends had a quarrel, and I persuaded them, but they just refused to fight.
9、籤名天天換，反正不要錢。
The signature is changed every day, anyway, no money.
10、小時候，喜歡抓沙子，家人以為我長大了會去搞建築，結果我現在成了一個沙雕。
When I was young, I liked to grab sand. My family thought that I would go into architecture when I grew up, but now I am a sand sculpture.
11、我可真是個敗家子，上億的資產，一覺醒來全沒了。
I was really a prodigal, billions of dollars in assets, I woke up and disappeared.
12、跟我吵架，是不可能解決問題的，但是你誇我一下試試。
It is impossible to solve the problem by arguing with me, but you give me a try.