分享一些沙雕句子，讓你一看就秒開心的搞笑句子，周末了，開心就好，讓人爆笑的沙雕句子，笑出了眼淚。
一、跟我混吧，有我一口飯吃，就有你一個碗刷！
Mix with me, if I eat a bite of rice, there will be a bowl for you!
二、多少年過去了，唯一不變的，還是那顆想發財的心。
How many years have passed, the only thing that remains unchanged is the heart that wants to make a fortune.
三、誰說你沒有毅力的！單身這事你不就堅持了好幾十年嗎？
Who said you have no perseverance! Don’t you insist on being single for decades?
四、不要怪別人以貌取人，畢竟心太遠，臉就在眼前。
Don't blame others for judging people by appearance, after all, the heart is too far away and the face is right in front of you.
五、娶一個我這樣的女人，雖然不傾國、不傾城。但可以讓你傾家蕩產。
Marry a woman like me, even though it doesn't overwhelm the country or the city. But it can ruin you.
六、好看的鎖骨千篇一律，有趣的肚腩彈來彈去。
The good-looking collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly bounces back and forth.
七、想把房子賣了養你，但是房東不肯。
I want to sell the house to support you, but the landlord refuses.
八、多處幾個男朋友怎麼了，我打字快又不是聊不過來。
What's wrong with a few boyfriends in many places? I can't talk about typing quickly.
九、知道你和沙僧有什麼區別嗎，他叫沙僧，你叫沙雕。
Do you know the difference between you and a Drifting Monk? His name is Drifting Monk and you are called Sand Sculpture.
十、在知識的海洋裡，我竟然是條淡水魚。
In the ocean of knowledge, I turned out to be a freshwater fish.
十一、沒什麼大不了的，除了胸。
No big deal except for the chest.
十二、聽說休息不規律，對身體危害很大，嚇得我天天熬夜，熬得很有規律。
I heard that irregular rest is very harmful to the body. I was scared to stay up all night and stay up very regularly.
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