高級又沙雕的話，皮到爆炸的句子
一、加油，雖然你不是最美的，但你是最胖的。
Come on, although you are not the most beautiful, but you are the fattest.
二、很想看輕自己，但我的體重不允許。
I want to underestimate myself, but my weight does not allow it.
三、因為俺不是一個普通人，所以一直都不說普通話。
Because I am not an ordinary person, I have never spoken Mandarin.
四、百因必有果，下個富婆就是我。
A hundred causes will have results, the next rich woman is me.
五、進教室什麼感覺，速凍餃子下鍋了。
How does it feel to enter the classroom? The quick-frozen dumplings are in the pot.
六、對象沒有不要緊，奶茶不喝會傷心。
It doesn't matter if the subject is not there, it will be sad not to drink milk tea.
七、我上班就是為了錢，不要和我談理想，我的理想就是不上班。
I go to work for money. Don't talk about my ideals with me. My ideal is not to go to work.
八、魚和熊掌不可兼得，但單身和窮卻可以。
You can't have both fish and bear paws, but you can be single and poor.
九、我的錢包就像個洋蔥，每次打開都叫我淚流滿面。
My wallet is like an onion, it makes me cry every time I open it.
十、世上無難事，只要肯放棄。
There is nothing difficult in the world, just give up.
十一、你身上有她的香水味，可惜沒我用的貴。
You smell of her perfume, but it's not as expensive as mine.
十二、假如我年少有為不自卑，老公肯定一大堆。
If I am young and do not feel inferior, my husband will definitely be a lot.
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