1、慢慢去了解那些讓你討厭的人，你會發現，真的是越看越討厭。
Slowly get to know those who make you hate, you will find that the more you look, the more you hate.
2、這輩子還沒有為別人拼過命，但是幫不少人砍了拼多多。
I haven't worked hard for others in my life, but I've helped a lot of people.
3、有些人就是比較貪心，明明臉已經圓圓的了，有雙下巴了，還想要雙眼皮。
Some people are greedy. They have round face, double chin and double eyelid.
4、別人賴床是因為有錢，不想起床就不起床，我賴床是因為沒錢，能省一頓是一頓。
Others stay in bed because they have money. If they don't want to get up, they don't want to get up. I stay in bed because I don't have money. It's a meal to save.
5、別人有事，安慰起來頭頭是道，自己有事，只想找個繩子套一套。
Other people have something to comfort, but I have something to do. I just want to find a rope to cover.
6、建議各位晚飯吃個七分飽，還有三分拿來吃燒烤。
I suggest that you have seven percent of your dinner and three percent for your barbecue.
7、八個字總結我現在的狀態，胖得專心致志，窮得心平氣和。
Eight words to sum up my present state, fat and dedicated, poor calm.
8、只要你要，只要我有，無論如何，我都不會給你。
As long as you want, as long as I have, I will not give it to you in any case.
9、如果有一天你不懂我的可可愛愛，我就把你打得千奇百怪。
If one day you don't understand my coco love, I'll beat you to pieces.
10、長得醜的唯一好處就是自己看不見自己，但能嚇壞別人。
The only advantage of being ugly is that you can't see yourself, but you can frighten others.
11、一個老爺爺搭訕老太太，你的頭髮真好看，你在哪裡剪的，老太太瞬間扯下自己的頭髮，這是假的。
An old man accosted the old lady. Your hair is so beautiful. Where did you cut it? The old lady pulled off her hair in an instant. It's fake.
12、當你覺得自己又醜又窮，一無是處時，別絕望，至少你還有自知之明。
When you feel that you are ugly, poor and worthless, don't despair, at least you have self-knowledge.
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