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星學習踢球，超遠擊中，
隊友說只需要他一人就夠了，
教練說踢球需要團隊合作。
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Everyone is talking about the dude but forgets that the ball is strong enough to withstand his kicks, break bamboos AND crack concrete wall without taking a dent.
你們都在說主角很厲害，卻忽略了那個足球有多結實。它可以承受住主角的腳踢，可以擊斷竹子，甚至可以在混凝土牆上砸出一個凹洞。
This must be Saitama''s cousin, One-Kick Man.
他一定是琦玉的表弟——一腳超人。
The CGI was ahead of its time.
這部電影的中國水平是遠超這個時代其他電影的。
I actually started playing football after seeing this movie...
當年我就是看完這部電影之後，才開始學習足球的……
Damn this movie was made 18 years ago time flys
我簡直無法想像，這部電影是在18年前拍攝的。
movie effects was so advanced back in 2001
this movie is epic
原來在2001年，電影特效就已經這麼先進了。
這是真是一部史詩級的電影。
"Winning is going to take teamwork"
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Goalie wins entire final game.
電影裡說：「勝利需要團隊合作。」
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但是在結尾的時候，他們卻是靠新上場的守門員贏得了比賽。
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Saving Private Chow.
《拯救大兵周星馳》
FIFA: Modern Warfare
《國際足聯:現代戰爭》
lol...typical stephen chow movies..random jokes everywhere...but that what makes it funny
哈哈，典型的周星馳風格電影…搞笑元素無處不在……但就是他的電影有趣的地方。
This is basically how I experienced my first football match
我第一次參加足球比賽的時候也是這個樣子。
Actually, this is what playing football looked like in Italy back in the 80''s
在80年代的時候，義大利人就是這麼踢足球的。
I don’t see anything wrong, I just played a game of soccer with some friends and it went exactly like this.
我覺得好像沒什麼不對，我當初和幾個朋友踢了一場足球，結果也是這麼亂七八糟的。
Sneak Peak Trailer of call of duty
這簡直是《使命召喚》的預告片。
Man such a rare combination of sports, comedy and action that you can watch and not get tired of
這部電影將體育、喜劇、動作這些很少同時出現的元素完美的結合在了一起，讓你百看不厭。
That goalkeeper looks like Bruce Lee
那個守門員長得像李小龍。
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少林師兄弟覺醒！
將各種武功運用於踢球。
歡迎各位師兄弟歸位！
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I wonder why Barcelona or Real Madrid hasn''t signed them yet...
我想知道為什麼巴塞隆納和皇馬還沒有籤下他們…
this movie is as far as imagination will ever go
這部電影是人類想像力的極限了。
This and Kung fu hustle are two of my all time favorites.
這部電影和《功夫》是我最喜歡的兩部電影。
The most epic movie sports scene in history
這是史上最壯觀的體育場面。
that''s why china didnt qualify to world cup
這就是不讓中國隊參加世界盃的原因。
that must be what Brazil felt like when Germany beat them 7 to 1.
那一定是德國隊7比1擊敗巴西隊時的感覺。
The goal keeper (Kwok-Kwan Chan) looks a lot like Bruce Lee! No wonder he was in the 2009 movie "the legend of Bruce Lee"
守門員(陳國坤)長得跟李小龍好像啊!難怪他會出演2009年的電視劇《李小龍傳奇》。
Wait, how did they score the goal? The goalie literally threw it
等等，他們是怎麼進球的?守門員把球直接扔進了對面的球門？
That is literally the best defence I have ever seen.
這是我見過的最強的守門了。
This movie is absolutely bonkers and I love it
這部電影的情節太瘋狂了，我很喜歡它。
Seriously who needs Buffon, De Gea, Neuer when you have this...
說真的，有了這個守門員，誰還需要布馮、德赫亞、諾伊爾……
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面對boss隊
對手守門員輕鬆接下
球證、旁證，加上主辦，協班，所有的單位，全是我的人，你怎麼和我鬥？！！
我方守門員被擊敗
三師兄頂上
打電話給阿珍
頂住，一絲機會，失敗
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That''s Gigi Buffon in his prime.
他簡直就是全盛時期的布馮。
That soccer ball must be made of friggin metal or some shit. All those massive kicks and no damage to the ball
那個足球一定是用金屬或其他什麼非常堅硬的東西做的。這些人不管怎麼踢那個足球，它都完好無損。
Best soccer movie ever made. None beat it.
《少林足球》是史上最好的足球電影。沒有哪部電影能超越它。
United States = the mother of drugs
美國是興奮劑的源頭。
Team Evil was like South Korea at the 2002 World Cup
反派球隊就像2002年世界盃上的韓國隊一樣。
if soccer was like this in real life, I would watch every minute of it
如果足球比賽在現實生活中是這樣的，我每一分鐘都不願意錯過。
These soccer games are more like penalty shootouts lol
這場足球比賽更像是點球大戰，哈哈。
In China there''s a special rule in football, you have to kill the goalkeeper with the ball before to score.
在中國，足球有一個特殊的規則，你必須用球殺了守門員才能得分。
I''m from year 3589, and this movie is still cool.
我來自3589年，這部電影在這個年代仍然很棒。
"just telly your wife I love her"
"告訴你妻子我愛她。"
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阿梅上場搞笑
逆轉擊敗對手
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He said, "Go back to Mars quickly, earth is very very dangerous."
地球真是太危險了，我想回火星了。
From knocking her head into the goalpost, to standing next to the enemy goalkeeper, and then running back with her arms glued to her side... This is really slapstick comedy at its finest
從一開始上場的時候頭撞到了門柱，到站在敵方守門員旁邊，然後雙手緊貼身體跑回來……這場鬧劇真是精彩。
rumor has it this ball went on to spin like this around the earth and is called moon today
有傳言說，這個足球後來一直沿著這個軌道圍繞地球旋轉，在今天它被稱為月球。
If the world cup was like this, I』d watch!
如果世界盃有這麼精彩，我一定會去看的!
I really love this movie. I have a schedule of rewatching it yearly. But there''s one thing that''s bothering me. How the hell did the drugs made those enemy team became kung fu masters too?
我真的很喜歡這部電影。我打算每年重新看一遍。但是有一件事我不太明白。這些興奮劑是怎麼讓那些反派也變成功夫大師的?
So did this part of the movie also acknoweldge her, Mui, as the true kung fu master? Because only her skills could overcome the Evil Team''s steroid-boosted power?
那麼，這部電影的這個部分是不是承認了阿梅才是一個真正的功夫大師?因為主角隊伍是依靠她才擊敗了反派團隊的。
World cup: im just gonna pretend these people dont exist
世界盃:我要假裝這些人不存在。
i love how real this movie is
我真是太喜歡這部電影了。
Fifa has left the chat.
國際足聯退出了視頻直播間。
So the director of this movie is Stephen Chow, apparently he is responsible for all the awesome kung-fu themed classics like this and Kung-Fu hustle. The man is a legend and should be talked as much as Jackie Chan imo
這就是這部電影的導演——周星馳，他是一位功夫題材電影的知名導演，比如《少林足球》和《功夫》。在我看來，這個男人是一個傳奇人物，絲毫不遜色于成龍。
When my friend said Asians were good at soccer. He was right.
我的朋友跟我說，亞洲人擅長踢足球。看完這部電影之後，我覺得他是對的。
This movie is perfect!
Better than 95% of huge budget Hollywood movies out there
This movie has good moral lessons
One of my top 10 movies of all time
這部電影太棒了!
比95%的好萊塢大片都要好。
這部電影有很強的道德教育意義。
這是我最喜歡的10部電影之一。
Didnt notice how cute she was! its a shame she shaved her head in the end..
我之前都沒注意到她有多可愛!可惜她最後還是剃了光頭。
if netflix decide to cast young stephen chou as luffy, I''m not gonna mad
如果網飛公司決定讓周星馳飾演路飛，我會很支持的。
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