《權力的遊戲》「小惡魔」唱歌吐槽各季便當男

誰是《權力的遊戲》（Game of Thrones）真正的男主角？誰是亂世爭霸中笑到最後的王者？以原著作者喬治·R·R·馬丁（George RR Martin）大人的狠心程度，不到最後一刻，誰都不敢說。

為慶祝英國傳統慈善活動「紅鼻子日」（Red Nose Day）登陸美國，NBC於美國時間5月21日晚直播三小時的大型綜藝晚會，上演了《權力的遊戲》（Game of Thrones）音樂劇。由「酷玩」（Coldplay）樂隊操刀，《權力的遊戲》眾星親自演繹，以搞笑的形式呈現史詩巨著。

「小惡魔」的扮演者彼得·丁拉基（Peter Dinklage）多才多藝，天生一副好嗓子。在這段「紅鼻子日」預熱宣傳視頻中，「小惡魔」高歌一曲權力的「讚歌」，已經「領便當」的主要演員們逐個被吐槽，從Ned Stark到King Joffrey，「小惡魔」一個都不放過，毫不留情面！

歌詞如下：

Still going strong [He's still going strong]

yeah, yeah [He's still going strong]

依然堅挺，哦耶，哥我依然堅挺。

Remember Ned Stark, he was a lot of fun. [So fun]

But he didn't make it past Season One [Oh no]

還記得Ned Stark麼？他人多好（多有趣），不過他都沒挺過第一季。

Robert Baratheon was part of that crew

But he never made it to Season Two

Robert Baratheon跟他一國，也沒混進第二季。

The King of the North was cool, you see [So cool]

Another favorite that ended up dead [He's dead]

「北方之王」（Robb Stark）多俊朗，粉絲心頭肉照樣上西天。

You thought that Joffrey had to survive

He ain't in the credits for Season Five [Season Five]

你們都覺得Joffrey大帝肯定活得長？第五季裡也沒見他了吧。

Baby, you know I'm the man for all seasons

Characters get cut for various reasons [Ow ow]

寶貝，所以我才是真男主，別的角色「領便當」花樣死法，

Some people's parts just ain't that long

But not me [Not me, not me, not me]

有些人的角色就是活不長，不過不是我，不是我！

I'm still going strong [He's still going strong]

哥依然堅挺。