《Ball For Me》，歌手：Post Malone / Nicki Minaj，所屬專輯：beerbongs & bentleys。
「登哥垂涎欲滴.jpg （懂的老哥們自己想像，哈哈哈）」
「愛Malone，愛雞姐。」
「哈登之前表白過Nicki，是Nicki的狂熱粉絲，上一年Nicki在NBA Award表演哈登也看得入迷。所以這裡並不是Nicki瞎扯哈登，而是這本來就是一個梗。」
「哈登粉絲後援團為麻辣雞瘋狂打call！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！」
「有多少人是因為哈登？」
「最愛的球員是哈登，最愛的女rapper是麻辣雞！！！！！」
「本專除了進B榜的兩首歌最愛的一首。雞姐唱到Pretty, pretty please baby, won't you cop this for me? 的時候心都酥了 。女rapper還是喜歡辣雞。」
附歌詞：
Yeah
Uh
Yeah
Woah for me
為了我
Baby could you? I got too much on my mind right now
寶貝 我的腦海中有太多思緒
I ain't got the time to get you Saint Laurent down
沒空和你去買一整片楊樹林
Could you? I got too much on my mind right now
你能來陪我嗎 我真的好心煩
Time to hit Rodeo, give my baby 30 thou'
和你去商場 任你揮霍
Ball for me
為我瘋狂
B-ball for me, yeah
為我瘋狂
Ball for me
與我玩樂
B-ball for me, yeah
與我玩樂
I'm on the road, I'm gettin' paid,
我在巡演 賺著大錢
Like what you want, baby? (What you want, baby?)
姑娘 你還想怎麼樣
You're bougie, baby, but I love you,
你的不羈 讓我愛上了你
Baby, give you the world, baby (you the world, baby)
願意將全世界都給你
Paid five grand for a handbag,
給你買個包 五千塊
That's Saint Laurent (Saint Laurent, baby)
YSL 你懂的
Damn, you love that money, baby (oh-oh-oh)
寶貝 你愛我的金錢 不是嗎
Hunnid thousand plus hunnid thousand, my whip (my whip, my whip)
我的座駕 幾十萬起步
30 thousand plus 30 thousand, my wrist (my wrist, my wrist)
我的手錶 幾萬塊起步
We got alcohol plus bad bitches,
好酒配好妞 全場燃到爆
That's lit (that's lit, that's lit)
燃到爆
I swear baby, we was just kissin',
寶貝 我和她就親嘴了
That's it (that's it, that's it)
別的都沒幹啊
How could I forget the shit that you done done for me? (For me)
你為我做的那些事 我怎麼會忘掉呢
Baby gonna take the charge and take the fall for me (for me)
願意幫我打點一切 願意與我共進退
Would love you shoppin', buckle up and your toll
願意和你購物 快系好安全帶 我們這就出發
Sorry, lil' mama, I can't give you more
寶貝 我能給你的就就這麼多
Baby could you? I got too much on my mind right now
寶貝 我的腦海中有太多思緒
I ain't got the time to get you Saint Laurent down
沒空和你去買一整片楊樹林
Could you? I got too much on my mind right now
你能來陪我嗎 我真的好心煩
Time to hit Rodeo, give my baby 30 thou'
和你去商場 任你揮霍
Ball for me
為我瘋狂
B-ball for me, yeah
為我瘋狂
Ball for me
與我玩樂
B-ball for me, yeah
與我玩樂
Yo, gotta hit him on the jack
雞姐得問問他了
When you comin' back? Where is you at on the map?
啥時回家 把你定位給我發過來
Everything is intact
一切都完好無損
Could have been a seamstress, still wouldn't cut him slack
為他縫衣服也可以 絕對真心待他
Pretty much, ain't got a clue
有些女人就是不長記性
Itty bitty piggyback off everything I do
老娘穿什麼 都跟著模仿
But I'm still droppin' jaws
但我的美貌讓他們震驚不已
Got 'em lookin' like James Harden at the awards
就像哈登一樣 看著老娘垂涎欲滴
Back to you, I'm so into you
再說說你 我是真的愛你
For real, bread like I'm kin to you
真的愛你 心裡想的都是你
If you a 10, I add 10 to you
滿分不夠 我要給你打雙倍分數
They be mad when I tend to you
看到我陪著你 他們都生氣
That's what the bae like
沒錯 貼心小女友就是我
Call me Buffy 'cause that's what I slay like
就叫我Buffy吧 因為我slay的像女王【引用電視劇Buffy the Vampire Slayer】
These bitches, I son 'em like it's daylight
這些小婊砸 期盼著我給點希望的曙光
These niggas wanna know what it tastes like
這些男人們 都想把我放到嘴裡嘗嘗
What it tastes like, yo, what it tastes like, yo
嘗嘗我的身材 到底怎麼樣
They wanna know what it tastes like, yo
嘗嘗我的身材 到底怎麼樣
All this ice, it should taste like snow
身上的鑽石 嘗起來像雪一樣
Get kimonos and let's fly to Tokyo
穿著日本的kimonos 我們去東京逛一逛
Pretty, pretty please baby, won't you cop this for me?
老公老公 我想要這個 給我買好嗎
Baby could you? I got too much on my mind right now
寶貝 我的腦海中有太多思緒
I ain't got the time to get you Saint Laurent down
沒空和你去買一整片楊樹林
Could you? I got too much on my mind right now
你能來陪我嗎 我真的好心煩
Time to hit Rodeo, give my baby 30 thou'
和你去商場 任你揮霍
Ball for me
為我瘋狂
B-ball for me, yeah
為我瘋狂
Ball for me
與我玩樂
B-ball for me, yeah
與我玩樂
Ball for me
為我瘋狂
What it tastes like
為我瘋狂
B-ball for me, yeah
與我玩樂
Ball for me
與我玩樂
What it tastes like
將你的身材慢慢品嘗
B-ball for me, yeah
為我瘋狂