雞蛋鴨蛋荷包蛋，不愛我是小壞蛋。
Eggs, duck eggs, poached eggs, do not love me is a little bad egg.
芋頭鴨頭菜頭，為什麼沒人愛我這個小豬頭。
Taro duck head vegetable head, why no one loves me this little pig head.
剛有一個很美麗的女人在我面前，我們相視了很久，誰都沒有打破這份平靜…直到我的手麻了，才慢慢放下鏡子。
Just had a very beautiful woman in front of me, we looked at each other for a long time, no one has broken this calm，Until my hands numb, I slowly put down the mirror.
不聽話的豬，看不到日出。
A disobedient pig cannot see the sunrise
我只是一隻小豬，吃吃睡睡不該有罪惡感。
I'm just a little pig. I shouldn't feel guilty about eating, sleeping and sleeping.
一杯奶茶的含糖量相當於5瓶可樂，脂肪含量相當於6包薯條，小小的一杯奶茶裡面，竟然包含了那麼多美食，真是物超所值。
The sugar content of a cup of milk tea is equivalent to 5 bottles of cola, and the fat content is equivalent to 6 bags of French fries. A small cup of milk tea contains so many delicious foods, which is really worth the price.
不哭不哭，眼淚是珍珠，哭多了變豬。
If you don't cry, tears are pearls. If you cry more, you will become a pig.
分享一個長壽秘訣，保持呼吸，不要斷氣。
Share a secret of longevity. Keep breathing. Don't let go of breath.
我的朋友讓我好感動，即使手機空間不足，也不捨得刪我一張醜照。
My friends let me very moved, even if the mobile phone space is not enough, also willing to delete a ugly picture of me.
凡事看得開，生活才能嗨。
Everything is open, life can be hi.
剛剛泡了一個小哥哥，不小心把他燙死了。
I just had a little brother who was scalded to death by accident.
你凌晨五點二十坐海邊等日出，給喜歡的人發海浪的聲音，他十一點醒了回你，「什麼玩意？」
You sit on the beach at 5:20 a.m. and wait for the sunrise to make waves for someone you like. He wakes you up at 11:00 a.m. "what is it?"
沒錢用的時候跟我說，讓我知道不止我一個人，沒錢用。
Tell me when you don't have money. Let me know that I'm not the only one.
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