薏仁做事薏仁湯,小丁做事小叮噹。
Barley Job Barley Soup, Xiao Ding does things Jingle.
我又不是小饅頭,整天胖什麼?!
I'm not a bun, What's fat all day?!
希望可以變成一罐可樂,不開心的時候跳一跳,就會冒出許多甜甜的泡泡。
I hope it can be a can of coke. When I'm not happy, I jump, and there will be many sweet bubbles.
終於突破了事業的瓶頸,還有瓶蓋。
Finally, we broke through the bottleneck of our business and the bottle cap.
最近壓力很大,好像有一隻大象單腳站在我腦門上。
There's been a lot of pressure recently, It's like an elephant standing on my forehead with one foot.
世界乾脆就此終結吧,太陽再也不要升起了,但想想還是算了,我的脆脆鯊還沒吃完。
It's the end of the world, The sun will not rise, But just think about it, I haven't eaten my crispy shark yet.
她們都很迷人,我不一樣,我很煩人。
They're all charming. I'm different. I'm annoying.
吃了一個有酒窩的桃子,趕走了一天的不開心。
I ate a peach with a dimple, Drive away the unhappiness of the day.
有些人總是發信息問我 「在幹嘛」 ,卻從來不問,「天熱了,請你喝杯冰奶茶怎麼樣?」
Some people always send messages to ask me "what are you doing?" but they never ask, "it's hot. How about a cup of Iced Milk Tea?"
餓了,不知道吃什麼,想吃點愛情的苦。
Hungry, I don't know what to eat, want to eat some love.
讓我們紅塵作伴活得瀟瀟灑灑,策馬奔騰共享珍珠奶茶。
Let's live in the world of mortals, Gallop horses to share pearl milk tea.
不能為你上九天攬月,但能為你下海底撈撈肉肉,大塊的。
You can't go up to the sky and look for the moon, but you can go down to the bottom of the sea and get meat, big pieces.
摘掉眼鏡,就能瞬間給討厭的人打碼啦。
Take off your glasses, You can instantly code people you hate.
拋個硬幣,如果黏在天花板上就不吃宵夜了。
Toss a coin. If it sticks to the ceiling, you won't eat the midnight snack.
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