1、今天我鼓起勇氣問她：喜歡狼狗還是奶狗，他說喜歡狼狗。我問他我是哪種狗，他說我是土狗。
Today, I summoned up the courage to ask her: do you like wolf dogs or milk dogs? He said that I like wolf dogs. I asked him what kind of dog I was, and he said I was a local dog.
2、我一般都是遠遠的眺望著她們，因此她們叫我眺望狗。
I usually look at them from a distance, so they call me the dog who looks at them from afar.
3、說實話我真的不想再做舔狗了，好聚好散吧，從此以後你走你的獨木橋，我在下面撐著橋。
To tell you the truth, I really don't want to be a dog licker, so get together and have a good time. From now on, you can walk on your single wooden bridge, and I will support the bridge below.
4、昨天她把我刪了，我好開心啊，至少她刪我的那一刻，她是想起我的。
Yesterday she deleted me, I am so happy, at least she deleted me that moment, she is thinking of me.
5、今天一大早幫她去海底撈排隊，她男朋友想吃海底撈了，我怕我去晚了排不上隊，她男朋友吃完海底撈又該罵她了，我怕她扛不住，她男朋友很兇的。
This morning, I was going to help her to Haidilao in line. Her boyfriend wanted to eat Haidilao. I was afraid that I would be too late to line up. Her boyfriend should scold her after eating Haidilao. I'm afraid she can't carry it. Her boyfriend is very fierce.
6、她為什麼喜歡我的錢，不喜歡別人的錢，她肯定是喜歡我。
Why does she like my money and doesn't like other people's money? She must like me.
7、我永遠都是你的備胎。
I'll always be your spare.
8、到三十歲的時候，你還未嫁，我給你託底，行嗎？
By the time you're thirty, you haven't married yet, so I'll give you a confession, OK?
9、她對你沒感覺就是沒感覺，即使你再好。
She doesn't feel for you, even if you're good.
10、你以為你們已經是男女朋友了，可那只是你以為。
You think you're already a boyfriend and girlfriend, but that's just what you think.
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