1、你主動找我不行嗎，非得逼我發朋友圈吸引你注意。
Can't you take the initiative to find me? You have to force me to send a circle of friends to attract your attention.
2、不管什麼時候 都要做一個不湊合不打折，不便宜不糟糕的好姑娘。
No matter what time, we should be a good girl who can't make ends meet, not discount, not cheap or bad.
3、都是第一次做人，憑什麼我長得這麼可愛。
It's the first time to be a man. Why am I so cute.
4、女孩子，就應該在最好的年紀開開心心的度過每一天 。
Girls should spend every day happily at the best age.
5、我想做你的小公主，酸甜苦辣一起走。
I want to be your little princess and go with me.
6、這條朋友圈屏蔽了凡人，只有仙女才能點讚。
This circle of friends blocks the mortals. Only fairies can praise them.
7、親親，我這邊的建議是，佔用您三十秒的時間，開始誇我。
Kiss, my suggestion here is to take your 30 seconds and start praising me.
8、我派大星，是上天派來保護你的大星星，有需要保護的人嗎？沒有的話，我等下再來問。
My big star is the big star sent by heaven to protect you. Is there anyone who needs to protect? If not, I'll ask later.
9、朋友問我為啥不收拾房間，笑話，我可是亂室佳人。
My friend asked me why I didn't clean up my room. I was a pretty woman in a mess.
10、有人發自拍嘛，沒有人發的話我就發啦。
Some people take selfies. If no one does, I will.
11、聽說女孩子的自拍，憋著不發會過期的。
It's said that girls' self portraits will expire if they hold their hair.
12、愛美之心人皆有之，吾與城北徐公孰美。
Everyone has a love for beauty. Which one is more beautiful than Xu Gong in the north of the city.
13、點開朋友圈又看到我這個你得不到的女人。
Open a circle of friends and see me, a woman you can't get.
14、裝漂亮好難，幸虧我是真漂亮。
It's hard to look good, but I'm beautiful.
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