此前據著名記者Shams報導，考辛斯將和勇士籤下的是一份1年530萬美元的合同。美網友爆炸討論。
Bulls Slats75.5k points·1 hour ago2
R.I.P Lakers bandwagon
7/1/2018 to 7/2/2018
紀念「湖人總冠軍」
7/1/2018至7/2/2018
回覆：Lakers Toolazytolink801 points·1 hour ago
Lol the 7000 new subscribers on /r/Lakers is gonna -3000 by tomorrow.
哈哈，昨天湖人板塊球迷漲了7000+，今天又消失了3000+。
回覆：湖人球迷NarstyHobbitses405 points·1 hour ago
We had a good run.
我們曾經輝煌過。
Nets Ror19976.8k points·1 hour ago
NO GO BACK TO YESTERDAY
不，這一切不要發生，時光回退到昨天吧。
回覆：Celtics goofygoober21.8k points·1 hour ago
THE RICH FUCKING GET EVEN RICHER
勇士就是家裡有礦的又買了俄羅斯贏球，更富了。
回覆：科比球迷 Dongsquad420BlazeIt2.0k points·1 hour ago
Idk how my team can sign LeBron and I still feel absolutely hopeless
我之前還在震驚湖人是怎麼把詹姆斯搞定的，現在又感覺到總冠軍越來越遠了。
回覆：[PHI] JaVale McGee brady25807 points·1 hour ago
lol the East All Stars would lose to this team in 5
甚至東部全明星總決賽和這支勇士打也只能撐5場。
回覆：[BOS] Kevin Garnett mufflermonday579 points·1 hour ago·edited 1 minute ago
I know how: it’s when the greatest team of all-time signs the best fucking center in the league. That’s fucking how. Jesus.
edit: I know best center is debatable but the point still stands
我只想知道聯盟最強的隊伍是怎麼籤下一個聯盟第一中鋒的，怎麼辦到的！！！天啊！！！
Ps：雖然我知道現在把表妹算作第一中鋒有些爭議，但這不是重點。
回覆：Lakers snow_ninja240 points·1 hour ago
Seriously dude. I don't even know if you could combine 2 other teams and have them beat the Warriors. Its gross.
太真實了，兄弟。我甚至不知道聯盟任意兩支別的隊伍合併能不能擊敗這支勇士。太噁心了。
回覆：Celtics iAmTheRealLange135 points·1 hour ago
I'm not even mad. I'm just disappointed.
我甚至不生氣，我就是感到非常失望。
回覆：Bulls Lysdexics535 points·1 hour ago
I MISS WHEN WE WERE ALL CONVINCED THE WARRIORS WEREN'T A FOREGONE CONCLUSION
我很想念當初勇士還沒有鎖定總冠軍的日子。
回覆：Raptors UnoPlusUno220 points·1 hour ago
TAKE ME BACK TO PRE-KD WARRIORS
回到之前那個還沒有KD的勇士時代吧。
[NYK] Kristaps Porzingis JetsLag8.5k points·1 hour ago
CURRY/KLAY/KD/DRAY/DMC
SHUT THE WHOLE DAMN LEAGUE DOWN
庫裡&克萊&KD&格林&考辛斯
NBA可以解散了。
回覆：Rockets aten10x4.0k points·1 hour ago
Is this the Western Conference All Star team? Can’t tell
這是西區全明星嗎？沒準。
回覆：Huskies twistedlogicx1.6k points·1 hour ago
It legitimately could be at some point. They could legitimately have 5 starting All-Stars.
未來真的可能實現，勇士首發五虎就是全明星首發五虎。
回覆：Heat BIackmanAndRobbin774 points·1 hour ago
This GSW team is looking like a 2k myteam
這支勇士看起來就跟我的2K陣容一樣。
回覆：josh422 292 points·1 hour ago
this Warriors team might actually be better than my bs superteams in myGM.
不不不，這支勇士的陣容可能比我的2K陣容還強。
回覆：BucksMyCardboardSword794 points·1 hour ago
Curry/Klay/KD/Dray/DMC
VS
LeBron/LeBron/LeBron/LeBron/LeBron
Who you got?
庫裡&克萊&KD&格林&考辛斯
VS
詹姆斯&詹姆斯&詹姆斯&詹姆斯&詹姆斯
誰會贏？
回覆：Tobicapriroy434 points·1 hour ago
Leaked plot of Space Jam 2 LeThanos vs the Goldenstate Monstars
第二季劇情搶先看：滅霸詹vs勇士天團
回覆：Bulls Hydracronis820 points·1 hour ago
This is one of the spookiest starting 5 I』ve ever seen holy fuck
這他媽是我見過的最可怕的五人組合了，我勒個去。
回覆：Cavaliers Scrogger19520 points·1 hour ago
4 Allstars wasn’t enough smh
呵呵，四個全明星還滿足不了勇士。
回覆：Heat CITY_F0X399 points·1 hour ago
Rockets spooked the Warriors last series so they overreacted and added a 5th all star for good measure.
今年西決火箭把勇士嚇壞了，於是他們決定再引進一名全明星來確保自己奪冠。
Knicks Swimtothemoon123.1k points·1 hour ago
Warriors 2019 nba champs confirmed. Let’s just go forward a year.
2019NBA總冠軍已經頒發給勇士了，讓我們來關注2020年吧。
回覆：CavaliersDickasyphalis1.9k points·1 hour ago
Warriors 2020 NBA champs confirmed. Let's just go forward another year.
2020NBA總冠軍也已經頒發給勇士了，讓我們來關注2021年吧。。。
回覆：Warriors Captainroy707 points·1 hour ago
plot twist: Durant and Cousins just keep signing extensions
最新消息：KD和考辛斯決定和勇士續約。
Hornets CasualHindu10.2k points·1 hour ago·edited 1 hour ago
Kill me
Edit: 5.3mil..... I fucking hate everything
殺了我吧
我現在非常討厭NBA。
回覆：Celtics goofygoober22.4k points·1 hour ago
fuck me HOWWWWW
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊。
回覆：湖人球迷 NotClayMerritt1.9k points·1 hour ago
The midlevel exception.. $5M for next season...... just.... wow.
中產特例…下個賽季薪資500萬美元……就這樣…天吶。
回覆：湖人球迷greenpumpkin8124.6k points·1 hour ago1
Don't worry we got Lance for the same price.
別擔心我們也用差不多的價格籤來了蘭斯-斯蒂文森呢。
回覆：開拓者球迷 trot2millah522 points·1 hour ago
Were paying double Boogie’s salary next year to watch Meyers Leonard jostle his hair on the bench
我們還給著邁爾斯-萊昂納德兩倍於考辛斯的價錢，可是替補席上連他的頭髮都看不見。
回覆：湖人球迷fizz514293 points·1 hour ago
We're(so far) still paying Luol Deng 18 a year to ride an exercise bike at an undisclosed location in staples center
我們明年還要繼續給魯爾-鄧一份合同讓他在球館某個角落裡騎一年訓練車呢。
回覆：尼克斯球迷JetsLag170 points·1 hour ago
We're paying Noah 18 a year to go out into the fucking jungle
我們還給著諾阿一份合同讓他繼續去叢林探險呢。
回覆：suckadeee803 points·1 hour ago
I actually laughed after reading this out loud
看到這個消息我真的笑了。
回覆：[LAL] Nick Van Exel ngine4953 points·1 hour ago
HOW
WTF
THIS IS OUR FAULT
WE LET RANDLE LEAVE
FUCK
WTF？？
這是我們的錯誤
是我們讓蘭德爾離開的
鵜鶘籤下了他
考辛斯走了
瑪德？？？
回覆：Celtics rusty378694 points·1 hour ago
"Fuck parity" - Steve Kerr probably
「去他媽的公平正義。」——史蒂夫-科爾。
回覆：Bulls JimmyCutler3.8k points·1 hour ago
This league is a fucking joke
NBA就是個肖華。
回覆：Pacers NotoriusNC718 points·1 hour ago
hopefully he kills golden state from the inside.... Please
希望考辛斯能從內部瓦解勇士吧…求求你了。
Mane98672.8k points·1 hour ago
Dirks ring just keeps on getting more worthy
諾維茨基的冠軍價值越來越重了。
回覆：[UTA] Jeremy EvansPloppingDaddy837 points·1 hour ago
Dirks ring just became the goat ring
司機的戒指是史上最偉大的。
Pacers kostakoufos3.6k points·1 hour ago
NO FUCKING WAY
怎麼辦到的？？？
Pacers The-Bud2.1k points·1 hour ago
i cannot fucking believe this bullshit
我難以相信這一切。
回覆：Thunder topofthecc1.2k points·1 hour ago
This is the sort of shit you pull in a video game franchise mode then undo because it's too stupid and makes everything boring
這就是你們打遊戲時會作弊直接給自己一套這樣的陣容然後玩了會你們放棄了，因為這樣真的沒什麼意思。
[TOR] Fred VanVleet plushPudding4.5k points·1 hour ago
WHERE IS ADAM SILVER
亞當-笑話在哪呢？
回覆：Wizards IAmMrSoloDolo2.7k points·1 hour ago
Basketball reasons me the fuck up fam
我可去TM的籃球原因吧。
回覆：[CLE] Sasha Pavlovic Saadiusrex930 points·1 hour ago
Bring back David Stern PLEASE
求求讓大衛-斯特恩回來吧。
[NYK] Frank Ntilikina Bird_and_Dog2.2k points·1 hour ago
DMC: "Fuck /r/nba"
考辛斯：「去TM的籃球夢，去TM的NBA。」
Talentagentfriend1.6k points·1 hour ago
That’s not fair. Come on, man.
完全沒有公平而言，請繼續你們的表演，勇士。
New Zealand mccma5601.3k points·1 hour ago
This is truly the darkest timeline
這是最黑暗的時間線。
Magic Byrie_Swirving567 points·1 hour ago
End the league
NBA大結局了。
dsync1976 points·1 hour ago
PAGING DAVID STERN PAGING DAVID STERN - NEED SOME BASKETBALL REASONS UP IN HURRR>
呼叫大衛-斯特恩，呼叫大衛-斯特恩，我們現在需要籃球原因。
granite603 130 points·1 hour ago
BREAKING NEWS: Golden State signs Kawhi, Giannis, James Harden and Anthony Davis.
Each signed a one-year deal for all you can eat vouchers at Arby's. As part of the deal they'll each get a $100 Uber credit.
大新聞：勇士剛剛宣布籤下了卡哇伊，字母哥，哈登和濃眉哥。
據悉，合同細節是每人一年一張100元TB代金券外加一張JD12期免息券。
Lakers Sandz_328 points·1 hour ago
What sport are we watching next year nephews?
明年我們看什麼呢？有別的聯賽嗎？
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