1、我雖然長得醜，可是我沒有自知之明啊。
I'm ugly, but I don't know myself.
2、當我認真看書的時候，這個世界就變得異常有趣，任何風吹草動都能吸引我。
When I read carefully, the world becomes very interesting, any wind and grass can attract me.
3、送你一朵小紅花，遮住你心田的小傷疤。
Send you a small red flower, cover your heart small scar.
4、總有一些人，想我還不來找我，讓我打噴嚏算什麼本事！
There are always some people, miss me not to come to me, let me sneeze what skill!
5、給自己買花，陪自己長大。
Buy flowers for yourself and grow up with yourself.
6、女俠是要行走江湖的，但如果你足夠帥，我可以考慮停一停。
Woman is going to walk, but if you're handsome enough, I can consider a break.
7、嘴和胃天天PK，結果還是嘴贏了。
Mouth and stomach every day PK, the results or the mouth won.
8、由於天冷原因，這個冬天依舊保持肥胖。
Because of the cold weather, I still keep fat this winter.
9、小小的身體，大大的夢想。
Little body, big dream.
10、這麼多年過去了，唯一不成改變的，就是那顆想發財的心了。
After so many years, the only thing that doesn't change is the heart that wants to make a fortune.
11、心動的信號就是：完了，完了，完了。
The heart signal is: dead, dead, dead.
12、該用戶朋友圈動態內容已被隱藏，回復「你好可愛」即可查看！
The dynamic content of the user's circle of friends has been hidden, reply "you are cute" to view!
13、今天被城管堵了，他說我是「違章美女」。
Today, I was blocked by the city management. He said I was an "illegal beauty".
14、有誰知道，要吃多少辣條才能變成「辣妹」？
Who knows how much spicy dry tofu you need to eat to become a "hottie"?
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