1.雖然肉體不活動，但是靈魂在騷動。
Although the body is not active, the soul is not tolerant of loneliness.
2.我不是懶，我只是忙的不明顯。
I'm not lazy, I'm just not obviously busy.
3.別跟我比懶，我懶得跟你比。
Don't compare with me about being lazy. I'm lazy to compare with you.
4.地球不爆炸，床都不會下。
If the earth doesn't explode, I won't get out of bed.
5.現在，唯一陷進去出不來的是被窩。
Now, the only one that can't get out is the quilt.
6.能躺著就不坐著，能坐著就不站著。
If I can lie down, I will not sit. If I can sit, I will not stand.
7.每天懶床不是因為我懶，是還沒想好今天穿什麼。
I can't get up every day not because I'm lazy, but because I haven't figured out what to wear today.
8.早上長睡不起，晚上視死如歸。
I can't get up in the morning and stay up at night.
9.白天我要休息好，因為晚上我要睡覺。
I'll have a good rest during the day, because I'll go to bed at night.
10.每天睡醒第一件事就是想睡覺。
The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.
11.鬧鐘存在的意義，就是讓我換個姿勢繼續睡。
The meaning of alarm clock is to let me change my posture and go to sleep.
12.我就是我，是一顆每天都會懶床的煙火。
I am me, a firework that can't get up every day.
13.別跟我提洗澡，我可是國家一級「免洗」類型。
Don't take a bath with me. I'm a national level "wash free" type.
14.一想到明天還有好多事情要做，就只好睡到後天了。
As soon as I think there are many things to do tomorrow, I have to sleep until the day after tomorrow.
15.我的被子生病了，我要在床上照顧它。
My quilt is ill. I will take care of it in bed.
16.早起的蟲兒被鳥吃，我不想被吃，所以我不想起床。
The early worms are eaten by birds. I don't want to be eaten, so I don't want to get up.
17.懶床不是因為我懶，因為我在床上思考人生。
Lazy bed is not because I am lazy, because I sleep in bed thinking about life.
18.我這麼懶的人，要不是喜歡你，才不會給你獻殷勤。
I am such a lazy person. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't be courteous to you.
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