1、怎麼說呢，能躺著絕對不會坐著，能坐著決定不會站著。
How to say, if you can lie down, you will never sit down. If you can sit down, you will decide not to stand up.
2、我也沒有那麼懶吧，只是忙得沒那麼明顯而已。
I'm not that lazy, but I'm not so busy.
3、要跟我比一下我們誰更懶一點嗎？可是我懶得和你比。
Do you want to compare one of us with me? But I don't want to compare with you.
4、雖然我的靈魂一直在運動，但是我的肉體從來不動。
Although my soul is always moving, my body never moves.
5、如果懶惰的行為需要被記錄，那我的人生將是你一輩子也翻不完的書。
If lazy behavior needs to be recorded, then my life will be a book you can't finish in your life.
6、我不是因為懶才不想起床，而是我只有在床上才能靜下心來思考人生。
It's not that I don't want to get up because I'm lazy, but that I can calm down and think about life only when I'm in bed.
7、今天去醫院看病，醫生告訴我得了懶癌晚期，沒救了。
Today, I went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor told me that I had advanced cancer, and it was hopeless.
8、突然覺得自己越來越懶了，尤其是在冬天，就連床都懶得下了。
Suddenly feel more and more lazy, especially in winter, even the bed are lazy.
9、自己一個人的時候，通常都是點外賣的，做飯是什麼？從來都不知道。
When you are alone, you usually order takeout. What is cooking? Never knew.
10、天一冷我就只是待在家裡，懶得下床，懶得出門。
When it's cold, I just stay at home and don't want to get out of bed, let alone go out.
11、可能正是因為我懶，所以才會在花一般的年紀長成多肉的體型。
Maybe it's just because I'm lazy that I grow into a fleshy body at the age of flower.
12、我很懶沒什麼特長，但是早上賴床是一把好手。
I'm lazy, but I'm good at sleeping in the morning.
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