1、 黃忠60歲跟劉備，姜子牙80歲為丞相，孫悟空500歲西天取經，白素貞1000多歲才談戀愛。年輕人，你說你急神馬急？
蓋茨39歲成世界首富，孫權19歲據江東，康熙6歲登基當皇帝，貝多芬4歲就能作曲，葫蘆娃剛出生就會打妖怪。
哎呀媽，你說我們能不急？
Huang Zhong was 60 years old with Liu Bei, Jiang Ziya was the prime minister at 80 years old, Monkey King was 500 years old, and Bai Suzhen only fell in love at the age of 1,000. Young man, you say you are anxious?
Gates became the world's richest man at the age of 39, Sun Quan was 19 years old, according to Jiangdong, Kangxi became emperor at the age of 6, Beethoven could compose at the age of 4, and the gourd baby would fight monsters when he was born.
Oops, mom, can you say we can't be in a hurry?
2、 A：山河雖然高大，但人是可以拔起來的。
B：怎麼可能？
A：你沒有聽說「力拔山兮氣蓋世」嗎？
B：那河呢，也可以拔嗎？
A：拔河你沒玩過嗎？
A: Although mountains and rivers are tall, people can be pulled up.
B: How is it possible?
A: Haven't you heard of "strengthening the mountains and the world"?
B: What about the river, can it be pulled?
A: Have you never played tug of war?
3、 總感覺：
那英在和張赫宣談戀愛；
楊坤在和丁丁談戀愛；
劉歡在和吉克雋逸談戀愛；
哈林在和吳莫愁談戀愛；
華少在和加多寶談戀愛……
Always feel:
Na Ying is in love with Zhang Hexuan;
Yang Kun is in love with Ding Ding;
Liu Huan is in love with Jike Junyi;
Harlem is in love with Wu Mochou;
Hua Shao is in love with Jiaduobao...
4、 耶穌在星期五被釘死在十字架上，那曾經是西方世界最絕望的一天，可是在三天後耶穌就原地滿血復活了，所以人在困境中應該學會再等三天！
如果你覺得自己堅持不了那麼久，請參考馬雲的話：今天很殘酷，明天更殘酷，後天很美好，很多人都倒在了明天晚上！曾經看過一句話，如果一個男生在打dota的時候回了你的簡訊你就嫁了吧。
於是乎，我說給男友聽了，我說看到沒，你為啥就不睬我？
男友很淡定的來一句，哎呦，那人肯定是在等復活而已……
Jesus was nailed to the cross on Friday. It was once the most desperate day in the Western world, but after three days Jesus was resurrected on the spot, full of blood, so people should learn to wait another three days in a difficult situation!
If you feel that you can't hold on for that long, please refer to Jack Ma's words: Today is cruel, tomorrow is even cruel, the day after tomorrow is beautiful, and many people will fall into the night tomorrow! I once read a sentence, if a boy returns your text message while playing dota, you should marry.
Ever since, I told my boyfriend to listen to it, and I said if I saw it, why didn't you look at me?
The boyfriend said calmly, hey, that person must be waiting for the resurrection...
5、 所謂放假，就是挪假，本來就放一天，把周六周日挪來湊3天，忽悠你！
就連國慶、春節其實也只放3天！把原本屬於你的假期挪用，來忽悠你！
The so-called holiday is to take a holiday. It was originally a day off, but Saturday and Sunday were moved to make up for 3 days to fool you!
Even the National Day and Spring Festival are actually only three days! Misappropriating the vacation that originally belonged to you, to fool you!