人類進化這麼多年,也只是被愛著,就會感到開心的小動物啊。
Human beings have evolved for so many years, and they are just being loved and happy little animals.
冬日的晚霞是澆著紅油的小龍蝦殼。
The sunset in winter is a crayfish shell with red oil.
別人琴棋書畫樣樣精通,我就厲害了,我煎炒蒸炸啥啥都吃。
Others are proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, so I am good. I can fry and steam everything.
今天頭好疼 ,一定是有人正在榨取我的智慧。
My head hurts today, someone must be squeezing my wisdom.
以後不會再複製粘貼沙雕段子了,12月份人設是沉默公主。
I won’t copy and paste sand sculptures anymore. In December, I will be the Silent Princess.
考試結束了,還有一道題我要考考你,你的班上最帥的gg電話是多少啊?
The exam is over, and there is one more question I want to test you. What is the phone number of the most handsome boy in your class?
討厭一個人是藏不住的,就算捂住嘴巴,嘔吐物還是會從指縫裡漏出來。
I hate that a person cannot be hidden, even if I cover my mouth, the vomit will still leak out of my fingers.
人生就是想幹嘛就幹嘛,想去哪玩就去哪。想談戀愛,那就想。
Life is to do whatever you want, and go wherever you want. If you want to fall in love, just think.
有人網戀嘛,只能接受15km的異地戀,再遠我的電瓶車就沒電了。
Someone has online dating. They can only accept 15km long-distance dating. No matter how far away, my battery car will run out.
頭像有人偷,網名有人偷,段子有人偷,那麼我這顆心誰來偷呢?
Someone steals the avatar, someone steals the screen name, and someone steals the joke. So who will steal my heart?
生活小常識: 不要喝九十度的水,因為直角容易卡喉嚨。
Life tips: Do not drink water at 90 degrees, because right angles are easy to get stuck in your throat.
你為什麼不點讚,難道是我不夠可愛嘛?
Why don't you like it, am I not cute enough?