1、我是個素食主義者，我只吃食草動物。
I'm a vegetarian. I only eat herbivores.
2、我相信你是個守口如瓶的人，但我怕你的朋友是個開瓶器。
I'm sure you're a tight-lipped person, but I'm afraid your friend is a bottle opener.
3、說帶我週遊世界，卻在最後偷了我的鞋。
Said he'd take me around the world, but he stole my shoes at the end.
4、歲月是一首歌，唱跑調了。生活是一道菜，忘放鹽了。人生是一場戲，剛出場就領盒飯了。
Time is a song, singing out of tune. Life is a dish, forget the salt. Life is a play, just came on the stage to get a box lunch.
5、有的人帥得很明顯，有的人帥得很內斂。
Some people are very handsome, and some people are very introverted.
6、聽說休息不規律，對身體危害很大。嚇得我天天熬夜，熬得很有規律。
It is said that irregular rest is very harmful to the body. Scared me to stay up late every day, very regular.
7、幸虧長得醜，不用經歷愛恨情仇。
Fortunately, ugly, do not have to experience love and hate.
8、心情不好的時候，我就把鏡子拿出來照一下。專家說人多看看美好的事物，心情就會變好的。
When I'm in a bad mood, I take out the mirror and look at it. Experts say that people will feel better if they see more beautiful things.
9、窮人這個詞太傷自尊心了，以後請叫我價格敏感性消費者。
The word poor is too hurtful. Please call me price-sensitive consumer in the future.
10、睡不著數羊的時候，突然有一隻羊跳出來說，請你用心一點，你已經數過我了。
When I couldn't sleep to count the sheep, suddenly a sheep jumped out and said, please pay attention, you have counted me.
11、換季的時候貓和狗都要換毛，那我換衣服有錯嗎？
When the season changes, cats and dogs have to change their hair, so is it wrong for me to change clothes?
12、女孩子千萬不要夜跑，太危險了，要是遇到燒烤攤就完了。
Girls must not run at night, too dangerous, if you encounter a barbecue stand on the end.