【鍵盤俠】雄鹿晉級東部決賽|季後賽歐文頻頻打自己臉……

[Post Game Thread] The Milwaukee Bucks eliminate the Boston Celtics with a commanding 116-91 win as they end the series 4-1 and advance to the Eastern Conference Finals.

【賽後帖】密爾沃基雄鹿以116-91戰勝波士頓凱爾特人，以4-1的總比分挺進東部決賽！

米羅蒂奇10分11板3助2斷、字母哥20分8板8助2斷2帽、大洛佩茲0分、米德爾頓19分8板5助、布萊德索18分6板2助、康諾頓7分11板、伊利亞索瓦10分6板、希爾16分3板、布羅格登10分3板4助；塔圖姆14分6板2助、霍福德9分7板6助、杰倫12分3板2斷、歐文15分、莫裡斯14分11板3助、海沃德7分2板2助、斯瑪特4分3板2助2斷、羅齊爾7分5板。

————————

[–]Celtics that0neGuy22 5053 points 4 hours ago*

When you play mediocre basketball in the regular season you usually play the same in playoffs

凱爾特人球迷：如果你在常規賽就打著很平庸的籃球的話，那一般到了季後賽也會接著平庸。

[–]Warriors rNBAModsFuckingSuck 57 points 4 hours ago

This was beyond mediocre. It was straight up embarrassing.

勇士球迷：你凱這已經不止是平庸了，直接是丟人啊

[–]Rockets DoctorZzzzz 57 points 4 hours ago

Boston "67 wins" Celtics

火箭球迷：波士頓-「67勝」-凱爾特人

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 2200 points 4 hours ago

30% from the floor

17% from 3

YIKES

王治郅球迷：命中率30%

三分命中率17%

真棒

[–]Celtics OpinionatedCanadian 250 points 4 hours ago

This was the worst shooting performance of all time in the postseason for the Celtics, and they』ve had over 600 playoff games.

凱爾特人球迷：這是我凱隊史季後賽最菜的投籃表現，而我們的季後賽場次已經超過600場了。

[–]Timberwolves DrWolves 202 points 4 hours ago

they built an entire housing development with those bricks!!

森林狼球迷：產鐵量都可以建一個小區了！！！

[–]Warriors rNBAModsFuckingSuck 197 points 4 hours ago

Kyrie is about to get an ass load of shit, and he deserves every bit of it. Absolutely embarrassing series performance.

勇士球迷：歐文怕是要被噴慘了，這都是他活該！他這個系列賽的表現絕對丟人！

[–]Nets AtWorkAndOnReddit 1202 points 4 hours ago

Kyrie's numbers these last four games are rough man. Like unforgivable rough.

籃網球迷：歐文這四場比賽的數據真是菜，不可原諒啊

[–]Celtics AffectionateZombie 107 points 4 hours ago

Definitely a blemish on his legacy

凱爾特人球迷：絕對是他生涯成就上的一個汙點。

[–][BKN] Rondae Hollis-Jefferson thehardcoreotter 53 points 3 hours ago

Worse than that depending on where he signs next.

If there’s a superstar on his next team the permanent narrative will be 「yeah he was pretty good but never did enough to win by himself」

籃網球迷：更慘的是，看看他接下來去哪兒。

如果他的下家有個超巨的話，那他永遠逃不了的論調是「是，他是很厲害，可是他還沒強到可以獨自帶隊贏球。」

[–]Bucks jtljtljtljtl 1030 points 4 hours ago

The "basketball genius" who "Should have shot 30" is no leader and no superstar.

雄鹿球迷：這個之前說「應該出手30次」的「籃球天才」不是領袖，也不是超巨、

[–]Lakers fuckthenbamods2 666 points 3 hours ago

We talking about the same Kyrie "The Playoff GOD" Irving? This motherfucker had one great run where he had possibly the greatest basketball player of all time taking heat off him and people were declaring him the 2nd best PG in the league.

湖人球迷：你這說的還是那個「季後賽之神」的歐文嗎？這貨有過一次很出色的季後賽表現，還讓那個歷史頂級球員失色了，然後大家就聲稱他是聯盟第二控衛了。

[–]Bucks John_Lives 278 points 3 hours ago

To be fair, the 41 point game deservedly brought him a lot of attention too

雄鹿球迷：有一說一啊，他當年那場41分的比賽還是配得上大家對他的吹捧的。

[–]Celtics iAmTheRealLange 392 points 4 hours ago

"Regular season don't matter."

Kyrie Irving

凱爾特人球迷：歐文：「常規賽不重要」

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 495 points 4 hours ago

"Playoffs don't matter either."

Also Kyrie Irving

王治郅球迷：還是歐文：「季後賽也不重要」

[–]76ers hot_new_ISH 224 points 4 hours ago

"Who cares"

76人球迷：「誰在乎呢」

[–]Cavaliers mentaculus 166 points 4 hours ago

Man, Kyrie is a master of putting his foot in his mouth. "I won't go 8-22 again", goes 7-22. "I should have taken 30 shots", goes 6-21.

騎士球迷：我天，歐文真是自己打臉的大師。「我不會再22中8了」，緊接著22中7。「我應該出手30次，」然後21中6.

[–][NOP] Jrue Holiday Toby Queef69 123 points 3 hours ago

He wasn't wrong

鵜鶘球迷：他也沒說錯嘛

[–]WakandaFist 53 points 4 hours ago

"Kyrie, u said u wouldn't shoot 8-22 again after Game 3, u then proceeded to shoot 7-22 and 6-21 in the following games. Do you have an explanation for that?"

Kyrie : You are all living in a simulated reality

"What?"

Kyrie : The pyramids were sculpted by aliens

"Umm, Ky...I don't see -...

Kyrie : I'll explain later

「歐文，你在G3賽後說你不會再22中8了，然後你後面兩場比賽分別22中7和21中6.對此你有什麼解釋嗎？」

歐文：「咱們都生活在一個虛擬世界裡」

「啥？」

歐文：「金字塔是外星人建的。」

「呃，歐文吶……我不這麼……」

歐文：「我稍後再解釋。」

[–]Bulls BadCoachingAnalyst 1086 points 4 hours ago

I just wanted Kyrie to brick one more shot to have the mythical 6/22 performance that would kill r/nba....6/21 is still a nice consolation.

Also, great job to Milwaukee, you guys look every bit like a #1 seed.

公牛球迷：我就希望歐文這場比賽多鐵一次，這樣就是神奇的22中6的了，這會讓吧裡瘋狂的……不過21中6也讓大伙兒很欣慰。

多說一句，密爾沃基打得好啊，你們擔得起聯盟第一的戰績。

[–]Thunder topofthecc 356 points 4 hours ago*

6/21 is still a worse % than 8/22 or 7/22. Kyrie is becoming efficient at being inefficient.

雷霆球迷：21中6的命中率還是比22中8和22中7差的。在保持低效方面，歐文做得還是很高效的。

[–]Timberwolves the___heretic 160 points 4 hours ago

Always been a Kyrie hater since he forced his way off the Cavs. This feels like justice. Left a small market for a large market just to get beaten by a different small market.

森林狼球迷：自打他設法離開騎士後我就很討厭他。現在感覺是正義來了。他當初為了一個大球市離開了一個小球市，這不就剛剛被另一個小球市球隊收拾了嘛。

————————

[–]Bucks LiveFreeFratHard 159 points 4 hours ago*

Not a single comment in this thread is about THE MILWAUKEE BUCKS

They just dominated the Celtics for four straight games, and are now 8-1 in the playoffs. Fake one seed my ass. This team as legit as gets. Raptors/76ers better get ready because the bucks are ready to take that booty. The Bucks legit have 10 guys that contribute at a very high level

雄鹿球迷：楞是沒有一條評論是關於我鹿的啊！！

我們可是在四場比賽裡完全支配了凱爾特人，咱們現在在季後賽裡都8勝1負了。那些說什麼假第一的可以滾犢子了。我們是貨真價實的！

猛龍和76人最好做好準備，因為我鹿要殺過來了。我們隊能打的隊員多達10個。

[–]Cavaliers YearOfTheSquid 178 points 4 hours ago

Congrats to Milwaukee. So happy to see another small market team thrive and make the ECF. Giannis and the boys are ballin』. Should be a fun series against Toronto.

騎士球迷：祝賀雄鹿啊。看到另一支小球會冒頭且打進東決，真的很開心。字母哥和其他球員打得很好。要是他們打猛龍的話應該會很好看。

[–]Warriors The_Feefster 15 points 4 hours ago

Props to the Bucks, that whole team deserves the success their having. The whole team just meshes well, Brogdon looked pretty solid in his first game back too. Giannis should be MVP and Bud should be COTY imo

勇士球迷：必須要為雄鹿點讚，他們全隊配得上目前的成就，整個隊伍很有默契。布羅格登復出後的首場比賽貌似也很穩啊。我覺得字母哥應該是MVP，布登霍爾澤應該是年度最佳主帥。

[–]Raptors Mimi108 105 points 4 hours ago

Giannis is a very likeable superstar

猛龍球迷：字母哥是個非常討人喜歡的超巨。

[–]Bucks gopher33j 137 points 4 hours ago

I GREW UP IN THE EARLY 80S AND I WATCHED THE FUCKING CELTICS BEAT US EVERY YEAR IN THE PLAYOFFS. (Or so it seemed)

This. This is what 8-year-old me has always wanted to see.

雄鹿球迷：我出生於80年代初期，我曾看著特麼的凱爾特人在季後賽裡一次次地虐我們……

現在呢，現在這就是當年8對的我想看到的。

[–]Celtics stinkyuncletouchy 39 points 4 hours ago

Good shit Milwaukee, can’t wait to see them fight their way to through the ECF. Hoping it’s Toronto and MIL but who knows? Either way it’s going to be fuckin wild. The three left in the east are all a threat imo, when they’re clicking each of them can be unstoppable.

凱爾特人球迷：密爾沃基打得漂亮，等不及看到他們衝出東決了。希望他們的對手是猛龍，可是誰說得清呢？不管他們碰到誰，都會很特麼刺激的。我覺得東部這剩下三支球隊都極具威脅，要是在線的話，他們都是不可阻擋的。

[–][MIL] Glenn Robinson Bullwine85 487 points 4 hours ago

Celtics fans: We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them.

We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it.

This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.

雄鹿球迷：凱蜜，我們沒啥可說的，我們知道你們不想聽。

我們理解你們的憤怒、沮喪和悲傷。你們現在的一切感受，我們都懂。

這不是我們原先設想的結局，肯定也不是我們想要的。感謝你們一直都在。

[–]Nuggets Sirinity999 55 points 4 hours ago

Honestly?The first of this series was a complete anomaly..Bucks shot 34% Celtics 54%. They hadnt played for 7 days and they came off playing the worst team in the play offs, a team that without Blake was.

At first game i said there is no way Kyrie and the rest of the teams keeps making over 55% of those highly contested shot. The reddit was'' Bucks HAVE to adjust'', now they did make some changes but generally they played the same brand of basketball,Kyrie just had to face a crowded paint and i cant even remember how many contested fadeways he took against Giannis, missing like the 85% of them.

Bucks just humiliated an overrated 49 win team. nothing else , nothing more.

I hope the talk after the series is how good the Bucks are and not about Kyrie.

掘金球迷：要聽實話嗎？這輪系列賽的首場比賽完全是反常的……凱爾特人的命中率54%，可是雄鹿居然只有34%。他們當時有一周沒比賽了，而且之前的對手還是季後賽裡最菜的，還沒有格裡芬。

與綠軍的第一場過後，我就說了，歐文和凱爾特人其他人不可能在這種高強度對抗下還能一直保持超過55%的命中率。吧裡當時說「雄鹿必須適應」，現在他們的確做了些許改變，可是大體來說，雄鹿的風格沒變，只是歐文不得不面對對方重兵布防的內線，我都記不清他有多少次迎著字母哥的對抗下後仰出手了，貌似投丟了85%的球。

雄鹿這是剛剛羞辱了一支被高估的常規賽49勝球隊，沒什麼特別的。

我希望大家對這輪系列賽的關注點在於雄鹿有多強，而不是歐文有多菜。

[–]Cavaliers Ger971 130 points 4 hours ago

Pau Gasol was a huge pickup, they couldn’t have done it without him

騎士球迷：大加索爾真是筆關鍵引援啊，沒有他的話雄鹿是做不到這步的。

[–]Bucks evildoer993 15 points 4 hours ago

Head cheerleader

He has a sexy Spanish accent that really gets the bucks going

雄鹿球迷：畢竟啦啦隊隊長。

他那一口性感的西班牙口音可以讓隊友們性奮。

————————

[–]nutsygenius 151 points 4 hours ago

Paul Pierce is really the truth. "This series is over"

皮爾斯真不愧是真理。「這輪系列賽結束了」

[–]3PointTendency 298 points 4 hours ago

Was the crowd chanting "PAUL PIERCE SUCKS" at the 4th during free throws? LMAO

第四節罰球的時候，現場觀眾是不是高唱「皮爾斯傻X」了？笑死老子了

[–]Xylven 47 points 3 hours ago

Yes

是的

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 3213 points 4 hours ago

Celtics' record in this year's playoffs before Paul Pierce said this series is over: 5-0

Celtics record since then: 0-4, season over, Kyrie era likely over.

王治郅球迷：在皮爾斯大嘴之前凱爾特人本賽季季後賽戰績：5勝0負。

自那之後：0勝4負，賽季結束，歐文時代很可能也結束。

[–]Wizards makingsomeeggs 838 points 4 hours ago

He really shit himself with that prediction

奇才球迷：他那個預測真是給自己濺了一身屎。

[–]Nets kidarby 318 points 4 hours ago

Bring out the wheelchair!

籃球迷：拿輪椅給他伺候著！！

[–]Bucks theconfuserx2 2287 points 4 hours ago

Fucking George hill has outplayed Kyrie this entire series Lmaooooooo

雄鹿球迷：特麼的喬治-希爾這輪系列賽完爆歐文啊，哈哈哈哈

[–]Celtics lewlkewl 63 points 4 hours ago

george hill played amazing by any standard, regardless of kyrie.

凱爾特人球迷：不管對手是不是歐文，以任何標準來說，焦誌喜這輪系列賽打得都是很好的。

[–]Bucks wwaalleess 495 points 4 hours ago

Reminder that we dumped 2 of the worst contracts in the NBA for this dude.

雄鹿球迷：要記得當初我們得到他的時候，還把聯盟兩大爛合同甩掉了。

[–][CLE] Matthew Dellavedova RetMaestro 27 points 3 hours ago

Anything to help fuck the Celtics

騎士球迷：只要能幫忙幹凱爾特人就行！

[–]EntersButton 239 points 4 hours ago

Thanks Jon Horst. GM of the year.

感謝霍斯特，年度最佳總經理。

[–]76ers -damia- 24 points 3 hours ago

Who did you guys get rid of?

76人球迷：你們當初是甩掉了誰？

[–]Bucks Our-Gardian-Angel 36 points 3 hours ago

Matthew Dellavedova and John Henson

雄鹿球迷：德拉維多瓦和約翰-漢森

[–]Celtics LMM01 715 points 4 hours ago

George Hill and Khris Middleton. Two players I never want to meet in the playoffs again

凱爾特人球迷：焦誌喜和米德爾頓，我再也不想在季後賽裡碰到他倆了。

[–]Bucks jtljtljtljtl 371 points 4 hours ago

Imagine saying that at the beginning of last season

雄鹿球迷：要是在上賽季初說這話誰敢信

[–]Celtics hydrohydro 57 points 4 hours ago

we've been saying that shit about Khris Middleton. fuck that guy.

good game though! gl in the ECF

凱爾特人球迷：我們對米德爾頓一直都是這種心理，幹他娘的。

不過雄鹿打得好啊！東決好運！

[–]Bucks Zihuatenejo 70 points 4 hours ago

Let Kyrie walk and offer Middleton the max just so you don’t have to play against him. 4D chess

雄鹿球迷：讓歐文離開，然後頂薪籤下米德爾頓，這樣你們就不用再面對他了。這可是盤大棋。

[–]Pelicans hak091 1049 points 4 hours ago

LeBron to Kyrie: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.

鵜鶘球迷：詹姆斯對歐文說：你沒法面對你人生的挫敗。看看你都經歷了些啥？回到我身邊來吧

[–][POR] Jusuf Nurkic Kazekid 695 points 4 hours ago

Kyrie gonna be calling Lebron in the parking lot asking him for advice on how to be a better leaver

開拓者球迷：歐文將在停車場給詹姆斯打電話，向他諮詢怎麼可以更體面的離開。

[–]Celtics papa_jahn 108 points 4 hours ago

Calling GM Lebron in the parking lot asking him for a spot on the Lakers

凱爾特人球迷：他在停車場給詹經理打電話，讓他在湖人給留個位置。

[–]Heat Number333[ ] 287 points 4 hours ago

I know everyone is gonna be saying "HE GONE" but Paul George re-signed with OKC after shooting 2/16 and scoring a mere 5 points in a Game 6 elimination game vs Utah last year.

It wouldn't be unprecedented if markets dry up this offseason for Kyrie to re-sign.

熱火球迷：我知道大家都覺得「他要走了」，可是去年喬治在G6被爵士淘汰的時候，哪怕是16中2隻得5分，也還是和雷霆續約了啊。

要是休賽期的市場動靜不大的話，歐文還是會續約的，畢竟有先例啊

[–][CHI] Kirk Hinrich SkyrimDovahkiin 60 points 4 hours ago

New York isn’t gonna dry up, they thirsty as hell.

公牛球迷：尼克斯可不會無動於衷，他們饑渴得一匹。

[–][OKC] Hamidou Diallo Cloudz777 105 points 4 hours ago

Perhaps, but PG was enjoying his life in OKC with Russ despite results. Does Kyrie feel the same in Boston with his current teammates?

雷霆球迷：也許是有喬治的例子在先，可不管結果怎樣，喬治當時是很享受他在俄克拉荷馬和威少一起的生活的啊。難道歐文現在波士頓和他隊友一起也是這種感受嗎？

[–]Knicks obp123 186 points 4 hours ago

HE GONE

尼克斯球迷：他是要走的。

[–]Celtics ManEggs 47 points 4 hours ago

good, take him

凱爾特人球迷：很好，你們帶走吧

[–]Knicks DrBaus 35 points 4 hours ago

We 100% offer him the max

尼克斯球迷：我們肯定會給他頂薪的。

————————

來源：Reddit

編譯：雲長刮個痧