玩轉代碼:32個有趣的代碼注釋

代碼注釋是一種用「高級」英語陳述，描述程序將要做什麼的「藝術」。有人嫌它醜，也有人覺得它還蠻有用的。但還有一些「悶騷」的程序猿，早已把代碼注釋玩兒出了花。玩梗、吐槽、畫畫……還有什麼是他們不能做的？

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//open lid
//take sh!t
//close lidComments for a File open, data dump, file close…
/** TODO: Remove this function
function remove($customer_id)    {       $this->Customer->remove($id);    }
*/
// IE7 update. this is still badcode, but IE8 is probably a long way off :)
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// This comment is selfexplanatory.
} catch (PartInitException pie) {    
public boolean isAvailable() {    return false;}
///////////////////////////////////////this is a well commented line
Exception up = newException("Something is really wrong.");throw up;  
// TODO - Comment this function
//Mr. Compiler, please do not readthis.
Repeat    ...Until (JesusChristsReturn) 
int MyFunction(){        int Result = 0;
        MyObject *Ptr = new MyObject();
        Result = Ptr->DoSomething();
        return Result;}
public boolean isDirty() {        return dirty;}
public GetRandomNumber(){        return 12;}
// if i ever see this again i mgoing to start bringing guns to work
def format_ticket_content(text,recursive = true)  if text.is_a?(TicketNote)    note = text    text = note.content  else    note = nil  end
  #  text = h(text)  #  #  #  #  #  #  #  #  #  #  #  #  #  #  #
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