美國一家招聘網站盤點了2014年最離譜的請假藉口，其中包括「一不小心上了一架飛機」，「把工作制服放在微波爐裡烘乾，結果著火了」「一覺醒來，心情倍兒棒，不美國一家招聘網站盤點了2014年最離譜的請假藉口，其中包括「一不小心上了一架飛機」，「把工作制服放在微波爐裡烘乾，結果著火了」「一覺醒來，心情倍兒棒，不想毀了好心情」……大開腦洞吧？別急，更離譜的還在後面呢！
For the last 10 years, job listing site CareerBuilder has put out a list it calls 「The Most Unbelievable Excuses for Calling in Sick.」 In 2013, an employee said he couldn’t come in because his false teeth flew out the window while he was driving down the highway. Another claimed that someone had glued her windows and doors shut so she couldn’t get out of her house.
在過去的10年中，凱業必達招聘網站列出了一個叫「最難以置信的請病假理由」的清單。在2013年，一個員工說因為他在高速上開車時他的假牙廢除了窗外，所以不能來上班了。另一個聲稱有人關閉了她的窗戶和門導致她無法出門。
In 2014, the excuses include a worker who said he felt he had to stay at a casino when he had money left after a gambling weekend. Then there was the employee who said she couldn’t come in because she had woken up in a good mood and didn’t want to ruin it.
在2014年，有個員工請假的理由是他覺得自己周末在賭場賭輸了以後必須留在賭場。還有一個員工說他不能來上班是因為他醒來的時候心情非常好，他不想破壞這種好心情。
Excuses were gathered through a Poll that ran from Aug. 11 to Sept. 5, 2014, among 3,000 workers and 2,000 hiring managers.
這些理由通過一項於2014年8月11至9月5日在3000個員工和2000個招聘經理中展開的調查中被收集起來。
The motto of this story: If you really are sick, don’t come to work and spread your germs around the office. But if you just want to stay home, go with, 「I’m running a fever,」 rather than one of these ridiculous excuses.
這個故事告訴我們：如果你真的生病了，不用來上班，傳播病菌到辦公室。但如果你只想呆在家那就說：我發燒了，而不是任何一種荒謬的理由
1. I just put a casserole in the oven.
我烤箱裡有一盤砂鍋。
2. My plastic surgery needed some 「tweaking」 to get it just right.
我接受了整容手術，需要稍微調整一下。
3. I was sitting in the bathroom and my feet and legs fell asleep. When I stood up, I fell and broke my ankle.
我坐在浴室裡的時候腳和腿都麻了，站起來的時候摔倒了，腳踝骨折了。
4. I had been at the casino all weekend and still had money left to play with on Monday morning.
我周末去了賭場，周一早上要走的時候還剩點錢，不想破壞自己的好運氣。
5. I woke up in a good mood and didn’t want to ruin it.
我早上起來心情舒暢，不想破壞自己的好心情。
6. I had a 「lucky night」 and didn’t know where I was.
我前一天晚上有「豔遇」，現在不知道自己在哪。
7. I got stuck in the blood pressure machine at the grocery store and couldn’t get out.
我被食品雜貨店血壓計黏住了，無法離開。
8. I had a gall stone I wanted to heal holistically.
我發現一塊膽結石，希望將它完全治癒。
9. I caught my uniform on fire by putting it in the microwave to dry.
我把制服放到微波爐裡烘乾，結果制服著火了。
10. I accidentally got on a plane.
我一不小心上了架飛機。