☆I've done a lot of things I'm proud of.
Trouble is..
Turns out, the things I'm proud of are disgusting.
我做了很多在我看來值得驕傲的事。
問題是...
原來這些事在其他人眼中特別噁心。
——cupidfuckingstunt
☆Just saw the headline: 'Woman beats off rapist' and I thought... "That seems like a reasonable compromise."
剛看到新聞頭條：「一女子狠狠地毆打了強姦犯」我心想...
這我也不是不能接受啦。
——Delbhoy82
☆I recently visited a restaurant where they offered you £50 if they couldn't provide anything you ordered, so I asked for elephant's balls on toast and within 10 minutes the head waiter handed me a nice crisp £50 note.
The cunts had run out of bread.
我最近去了一家餐廳，那家店宣稱如果他們沒有你想點的菜，他們就會給你賠50英鎊。
我去點了一份大象蛋蛋吐司，過了10分鐘，服務生走過來給了我一張嶄新的50塊。
他們家麵包賣完了。
——WangKing
定製個18米的
沒想到吧
人類社會為什麼還沒崩塌：
問了個不該問的問題
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硬了硬了，石頭硬了
AirPodsMax 這玩意兒又白又是蘋果出品，可以想像一群人爭先恐後帶著這玩意兒去喝星巴克裝逼：
「那人脖子上掛著4000塊錢。」
——xie107 twitter
@EricEngineer:太好了，如果每個人都能帶著它裝逼，那就不會有公放孤兒了
☆It seems like the science of psychology has been more successful at manipulating us through marketing and campaigning than it has as therapy.
比起治療心理疾病，心理學在市場營銷上的應用還要更多。
——Pimpotent
☆Package delivery workers are the real-life Santa Claus
快遞員是真實生活裡的聖誕老人。
——xshredder8
☆We only see one side of the moon yet there isn't a flat moon society
我們只能見到一面月球，但卻沒人認為月球是平的。
——thebasiclly234
☆Real relationships aren't perfect, and perfect relationships aren't real
真實的戀情不完美，完美的戀情不真實。
——13yearsboy
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有什麼其他想說的，可以在公號對話框裡私信。