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10月20日，Eminem曾在新單《Campaign Speech（競選演說）》裡diss川普——
Run the faucet I'ma dunk
把龍頭打開我打算浸泡
A bunch of trump supporters underwater
把一大群川普的支持者摁在水下
Snuck up on 'em in ray bans in a gray van with a spray tan
他們被困在一個免受打擾的灰色地帶且沉浸於ray bans的歌聲中
It's a wrap like an ace bandage
就像被織布繃帶所纏繞的那樣包裹住
Consider me a dangerous man
說我是個爛人
But you should be afraid of this dang candidate
那你們選擇川普呢
You say trump don't kiss ass like a puppet
你們說川普並非傀儡師
'Cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin'
那是因為他用他的票子發行債券來拉選票
被Eminem diss後20天，川普當上了總統。
歌詞翻譯： （可滾動查看歌詞）
Jumped out of the 2 nd floor of a record store
從二樓的唱片店跳落
With a treacherous four cassette and a cassette recorder
帶著具有暴力傾向的四張盒式磁帶還有一款小錄音機
In Ecuador with Edward Norton
和愛德華諾頓在厄瓜多
Witness the metamorphosis
見證蛻變之路
Of a legend growing like an expert swordsman
像劍客專家一般擁有著傳奇的成長經歷
From the hessian war and
經歷過黑森戰爭
Hence the origin of the headless horseman
這就是今後那個無腦馬術師的起源地
Born with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan
一個可憐的孤兒含著內啡肽出生
Endless source and reservoir
水槽中的源頭永無止境
Of extension cords in dresser drawers
化妝櫃中的空間逐漸擴寬
And deadbolts on the bedroom doors
門栓將臥室房門緊鎖
And sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin
成套的性虐工具存放在儲藏庫的箱子裡
Excellent boyfriend
對於男友來說再好不過了
Use intercourse to settle scores
用性留下愛的痕跡
With women who have been vendettas towards men
和十分痛恨男人的女性一起
Dickhead is forced in 'til there's shredded foreskin
這個白痴被迫做愛直至他的包皮被扯成碎片
Reddish torn and they're only being fed a portion
帶有少量鮮血的皮肉被撕扯著，它們不過是被滋養的一部分。。
Bed sores and sore shins
褥瘡外加潰瘍脛
Pregnant whores can get abortions
懷孕的娼婦只有流產的下場
Fetish for sticking metal forks in self absorption
她對金屬叉有著執著的戀物癖：樂於從自己的身體裡吸東西出來
Skeletor I went to hell and fell a floor
撒旦，我自降一層來到地獄
A predator I'm headed for competitors
作為掠食者我領先於其他競爭者
Better warn 'em what I lack in tact and a set of morals
最好警告他們我精神正常而非混沌
I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store
我用暗喻武裝自己就像使用美容院的化妝品一樣
Stegosaurus chuck norris with a thesaurus
猶如劍龍盤旋於黃石公園的故事存在於辭典中
Yes of course a mess of warrants
當然，證據還有待考究
You want some come and get some boys
你想僱傭一群人尤其是一群小男孩
I'm giving daniel pantaleo a refresher course
我將丹尼爾 潘塔萊奧贈與你並將他的專業課程好好補習下
On excessive force and pressure points
打壓他那過於極端的暴力傾向
And dressing george zimmerman in a fluorescent orange
糾正喬治 齊爾莫曼的種族歧視言論
Dress and four inch heels to address the court
給他穿上四英尺的高跟鞋登上法庭
With a bullseye on his back his whole chest and torso
將一盞牛眼燈置於他身後透視他那顆扭曲不堪的心
Or left on the doorsteps of trayvon's dad as a present for him
或者讓崔溫的父親留在門階處作為他兒子的代表
In my present form I'm desert storm
正如我所說的我是一片被遺棄的荒漠
Appetite for destruction there's no suppressant for
無止境摧毀著這裡的一切是我的獨特嗜好
Aggressive forceful and less remorseful in every morsel
對武力的讚許和少許悔恨根植於每口獵物的肉當中
Unpleasant horrible hello gorgeous
不愉快的事和差勁的人總是愉快的和我們打著招呼
The rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus
上帝的叛徒撒旦正從黃色巴士裡跌落
Met a contortionist said when you wanna get sexual
一個柔術演員談論如何使你變得更性感
She said however I fit in your schedule I'm flexible
無論如何只需靈活的按照對方的需求來做就是了
Expired tags on the saturn got catherine bach
與其這樣倒不如在土星（守護星座）上吐露出對凱薩琳的愛慕之情
In the back in daisy dukes with the hazards on
於返程途中的一處偏遠地帶遇到了危險的攔車者
At a traffic stop getting harassed sign an autograph
（一家人）在一個交通休息區索要令人厭煩的籤名
For this asshole cop's daughter
為了給這對愚蠢夫婦的女兒
Laugh 'cause I called her a brat on it
我反受嘲笑只因我在上面將她稱作乳臭未乾的小屁孩
He spat on it and brought it back looking half in shock
一家之主朝那張紙吐了口唾沫並拿回看了一半。。。
Had a heart attack and dropped dead
突然心肌梗塞做猝死狀
Started falling back with it
開始隨著那張紙一起伏倒在地
And got slapped with a colin kaepernick practice sock
他的家人用科林 卡佩尼克的訓練襪掌摑他也無濟於事
One ball and half a dick apple watch
只能懷揣希望之匣還有一半的apple watch的錶帶做著禱告
Crack front axle walked in a bass pro shop with david hasselhoff
裂紋前輪在一所bass pro shop戶外用品店和大衛 霍斯夫一起漫步
Pulled tabasco sauce out of my satchel
讓他從我的小背包中拉出tabasco辣醬油
Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and
打翻那漁夫的工具箱
Asked if they had a laughing stock
質問他們是否還有什麼笑柄
That was f**king stupid
那太tm蠢了
You got it twisted all 'cause I offered this bitch
你具備了可以扭曲一切的條件由於我向你奉上了這個尤物
A doggie biscuit you call me misogynistic
一點狗糧不成敬意，請叫我厭女癖患者
Bitch get to massaging this dick
小婊砸快來給我兄弟按摩
Like spas in this bitch slob on it with gobs of lipstick
就像給這位狗糧養的懶漢做的那樣
Got a shopping list for you to run some odds and ends with
拿著你的購物清單去買些東西就這樣吧
It's not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with
這個星球上沒有一位女性能和我成為單配夫妻
She's non existent
她不存在
Robin thicke with a throbbing dick on some suave and slick shit
羅賓 西克可不會為此煩惱
But I shout derogatives at bitches like f**king missile launches
然而我就是樂意吐露出對放蕩女性的貶損之意
Misfit blond and nitwit
一個不合群且傻乎乎的金髮男人
Like I've gone ballistic with a frosting tip kit
就好像我那發黴拋瞄的彈道已經消失似的
Screamed I hate blondes and became one I'm optimistic
對我所討厭的金髮發出咆哮之聲然後成功蛻變為一個積極主義者
Love to start shit
開頭這段還不錯
Shoving clark kent's undergarments in the glove compartment
掀起克拉克 肯特儲物箱中的內衣
Of the bucket bumping bubba sparxxx
將一桶注滿的沸水倒在bubba sparxxx身上
I'm double parking up at targets trouble 'causer a double crosser
由於兩個路人我兩次將車停在了錯誤的位置
Shadiest mothaf**ka you'll ever come across
你們上輩子肯定偶遇過
Olympic gymnast been known for some assaults
奧運體操運動員由於一些攻擊性行為而被大眾所熟知
A couple lawsuits enough to cause a stomach ulcer
一對夫妻的案件足以應發胃潰瘍
Same damn brain scan results as rainman's is
類似無腦的瀏覽意味著
Something's off but when dusting hoffman's
一波未平一波又起
Dressing up in your mummy costume
當毆打霍夫曼的事件成為你老媽衣服上的一道賣點
On stage dancing to brain damage what's the problem
臺上跳舞的就像得了腦震蕩一般不知所措
Nothing's wrong the name brand is back to reclaim status
沒什麼，不過是大牌重出江湖而已
Run the faucet I'ma dunk
把龍頭打開我打算浸泡
A bunch of trump supporters underwater
把一大群川普的支持者摁在水下
Snuck up on 'em in ray bans in a gray van with a spray tan
他們被困在一個免受打擾的灰色地帶且沉浸於ray bans的歌聲中
It's a wrap like an ace bandage
就像被織布繃帶所纏繞的那樣包裹住
Don't give a f**k persona to my last dna strand
別對我妄加評論
E j in the waistband at the vmas with the stagehand
e j塞著腰帶在威瑪士和後臺工作者一起
She wants kielbasa pre arrange an escape plan
他想在安排好逃跑計劃之前在身上揣幾根波蘭烤腸
Three inch blade on point like a see and say
三英尺的刀片瞬間解決的問題
Consider me a dangerous man
說我是個爛人
But you should be afraid of this dang candidate
那你們選擇川普呢
You say trump don't kiss ass like a puppet
你們說特普朗並非傀儡師
'Cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin'
那是因為他用他的票子發行債券來拉選票
And that's what you wanted
而那正是你們想要的
A f**king loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button
一個總是我行我素的呆瓜即將操控全局
Who doesn't have to answer to no one great idea
他不會聽取你們所謂的寶貴意見
If I was president
如果我之後成為總統
Getting off is the first order of business
著手的第一件事就是商貿
Once I get in office
一旦我在任
Second thing that'll make me happy's walking up to uncle sam
其次就是讓我高興的沿著山姆大叔家溜達一圈
Naked laughing dick cupped in hand
毫不掩喻的自慰
Screaming f**k safe sex
去tm的性安全
Throw a latex and an aids test at him
在他身上投放些乳液並做個愛滋測試
Tell congress I run this land
告訴國會現在是我在管理這片領土
And I want the rubber banned and make it snappy
我還想使禁用橡膠成為潮流
Addiction to friction and static
對摩擦所帶來的觸電般快感上癮
Addict who can't escape the habit
直至每個人對它欲罷不能
Continue to chase the dragon
可以繼續吸食大麻
But as fate would have it I walked up in major magics
但必須沿用我的模式
Dressed as the maintenance man
男人應該勤儉持家
In a laser tag vest and a racing jacket
穿個雷射列印的背心外加件賽車夾克就足夠了
With a gauge to blast it
買個計量器隨時備用
And sped away in the station wagon
開著房車疾馳行駛
Stacey dash's and casey anthony's
stacey dash還有casey anthony
Crazy asses in the backseat
這兩頭驢坐在後座
Throwing stayfree pads at me
正向我的位置投擲姨媽巾
Dead passenger in the passenger seat
客座上的乘客已死
Unfasten the safety latches
他沒拴安全帶
And slam on the brakes in traffic so hard
踩了腳急剎導致了場十分嚴重的交通事故
I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires
我折斷設備為這兩個討人厭的怪物重新設置了一個支架
'Finna get a murder case and catch it
最後以謀殺罪逮捕了她們
Like you threw it at me encased in plastic
由於你們向我投擲紙質塑料品
And send dylan roof through the windshield of the benz
並派海洋之神將水從奔馳車的頂棚一直覆蓋到擋風玻璃
Until he spins like a pinwheel and begins feeling
直到他感覺像風車旋轉般眩暈
Like a windmiller with a thin build while his skin's peeling
如同windmiller一樣骨瘦如柴
And skids 'til he hits a cement pillar
然後一個剎車使他撞到水泥柱上
Swing for the fence like prince fielder
仿佛普林斯 菲爾德的全壘打
Knock it into the upper peninsula
把這兩個怪物打到密西根的上半島
You wanna go against 'zilla the rap god
你想在饒舌之神的地盤與其抗衡
When will I quit never been realer
等我退休再說吧
The in stiller of fear not even a scintilla of doubt
沒有一點質疑之聲如死寂一般的恐懼
Whose pens iller than prince in a chinchilla
有誰的筆鋒比欽奇利亞更狠
Or ben stiller in a suspense thriller
或者如本 斯蒂勒在恐怖電影中的懸疑身份那樣
Revenge killer avenge syllable binge
亦或是復仇者為syllable binge所做的事
Fill a syringe 'til I
直至我注射容器般的存在
Draw first blood
吸走他們的第一滴血
Even pop shit on my pop shit and it's popular
甚至有許多pop歌曲因我的歌而走紅
Couldn't be more awkwarder
著能更拙劣了
Cause you're innocence I robbed you of
說我掠奪了你們的清白之身？
It's my fingers that got stuck up
那可是我居功至偉的手段
Taught ya ta not give a
教導你們別說空話
Slapstick hockey puck
別像頑皮的小妖精那樣搞低俗喜劇
The broad hunter with the sawed off
這個寬膀子大漢即將砍下
Like an arm when it's lopped off of ya
一條狂妄青年的手臂
But I'm not gonna get the shotgun
由於我並不準備親自使槍
Or the glock I'm gonna opt for the ox
而是將這款glock造的槍交給這名年輕人
Cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop
因為當我購買時就已經進入角色了
And it's not a shock I'm such an obnoxious f**ker
那並沒什麼可震驚的，我就是這樣這樣一個欠揍的討厭鬼
The rock hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought
洛克 哈德森屬於搖滾樂中有想法的那類人
This much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of
那裡面有太多混蛋總是靠著他們的屁股吃飯
Vivica fox with a box cutter
薇薇卡 福克斯拿著美工刀
That was for 50 little slap on the wrist be warned
拍打著手腕以示警告：這不過是五十件小事的其中一件
I'm unrevealing quickly
我迅速隱藏了起來
My squabbles I'm grappling with your time traveling with me
因為佔用了大量和你一起旅行的時間只為了我的那點口角
Try and follow as I wobble relapse into history with a flask of the whiskey
努力跟隨你於是我將relapse搖進了裝有威士忌的長頸杯中
Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles
把它拋在腦後然後再擰一瓶葡萄酒
Like what happened to Chris reeves' spine column
正如用南美格鬥刀刺柱子時所發生的情況
That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems
當反思自我之時便是抨擊計劃展開之時
Wish my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em
希望我胸中別被這些所謂的韻腳給佔據
But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles
因為總有許多不可思議的說唱歌手敢來挑戰爺
And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is
我有什麼理由不在這些sb冒犯我時選擇回歸
More of a spectacular mystery than a f**king agatha christie crime novel
駭人聽聞的秘密比阿加莎 克裡斯蒂的犯罪小說還多
But my patience is wearing thin
然而我的忍耐力到達了極限
Swear I been contemplating rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in
我發誓已經揣摩出了你的醜惡嘴臉並打算公諸於世
Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen
在每句歌詞詆毀你直至讓你為這支筆所顫抖
And never appear again
讓你永不再現
If you actually had f**king careers to end
是否真的想給這操蛋的說唱生涯來個了斷？
But then I think of molly qerim and I steer 'em in that direction
然而我想到我正在按照猶太典故操縱著他們
And forget my ideas for them
但我忘記了對付他們的計策
Molly I'm gone off you
哦！我要讓懦夫永絕於世
Man light some kush
真正的男人才懂得何為大麻
You're my first take I'll nail you
你是我實施釘刑的頭號實施對象
Can't lie I gush
我可沒騙人
If I won you over you would be the grand prize
如果我完勝於你那麼你會得到這個特等獎
I'm entranced by your looks come and give the shady franchise a push
我快被你的小眼神所迷住了，快讓shady美夢成真吧！
You can get it in the can like some anheuser busch
你可以像得到百威啤酒那樣得到它的
Jeans too small least three pant sizes tush
呸！這條牛仔褲太小了，至少得三條褲子那麼大
Mushed against your damn side your puss
你那可憐的少女心正在受到一萬點傷害
And thighs are squished
事情多的喘不過氣？
What kind of attires that
選一款你喜歡的
I'm ready to be rode
我準備凌駕與你
Psychopath bet you we'll get it popping like a flat
保證在經歷過這些後你會成為神經病
Light the match to ignite the wrath
在競賽中點燃你的怒火吧！
Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half
抄起小刀把那個雙性人切掉一半並削成片
Piper chapmans might just have to picket me
吹笛的小販可能才向我吹了聲警哨
Like a scab
就像工賊一樣
Hard to describe in fact
事實很難形容
Startling violent perhaps
也許是暴亂的開端
Are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that
一旦我思維湧動開始把韻符像那樣吐出來
And you aren't really surprised at that
你不會真的對此驚訝吧
But as far as these lines I rap
就我說唱的連慣性而言
And these bars wouldn't dial it back if I star 69 ed the track
然而這些酒吧的dj並不會撥我那69級的韻腳
Why am I such a dick
然而這就是我如此混蛋的原因
HipHop歌曲和藝人在網上的言論其實也在一定程度上影響了這次選舉的一些民意，CNN就做過一個統計專題，在一些歌手出歌噴他的時候，反而會給川普帶來更多的關注度。也許以後競選的總統都要請一些歌手來罵自己當炒作噱頭咯。
另外，川普其實和HipHop圈子也經常混在一塊：
50Cent。
Taylor The Creator（綠帽子那位） 。
Russell Simmons，Def Jam 創始人。
吹牛老爹和川普夫婦。
2011年，狗爺和川普上吐槽大會，當時川普第一次宣布有意圖競選總統，當然最終他因為種種原因沒有參與競選，結果大家都知道，歐巴馬連任。
在吐槽大會上，狗爺說，如果川普進入白宮也不是第一次把黑人家庭（歐巴馬）趕出家門了。
吐槽大會現場：Snoop 正在狂噴川普
吐槽大會現場：川普接受眾人吐槽
這個視頻騰訊視頻沒有，弄不上來，長按下面這個二維碼去土豆看吧。