Steph Curry is getting sick of hearing about how good looking you think his mom is(washingtonpost.com)submitted 9小時前 by 76erswoweezowee34
老媽太辣太誘人，庫裡已經受夠了外界對他母親的渴望。
[–]Lakerslakerswiz 186 指標 9小時前
National Sun-Times penned an article asking, 「Is Stephen Curry a perfect example of an updated version of Oedipal complex?」 It goes on, nauseatingly: 「He’s not looking to murder Dell Curry to get to Sonya Curry, but instead married Ayesha Curry because she is similar to his Sonya.」
What the fuck.
《國家太陽時報》發表的一篇文章中指出，「史蒂芬庫裡是不是升級版戀母情結的最佳案例？」更噁心的是，這篇文章繼續說道「庫裡不會為了得到自己的老媽桑婭，而去殺了自己的老爹戴爾庫裡，作為替代，他找了阿耶莎做老婆，因為艾莎和他的媽媽長得非常的像。」
我真是艹了。
[–]Cavaliersianbits 120 指標 9小時前
Someone got paid to write that. Actual money.
肯定是收了好處才寫的這文章。實打實的美刀！
[–]simplycass 14 指標 8小時前
The NST looks like a tabloid-y paper. I am doubtful that the article writer actually went to school four years to put out an entertainment column like that.
這《國家太陽時報》看著有股濃濃《故事會》的味道。我簡直嚴重懷疑這文章作者有沒有上過四年大學，不然怎麼會弄出這麼個娛樂八卦的專欄。
[–]PistonsZombieLincoln666 41 指標 9小時前
「He’s not looking to murder Dell Curry to get to Sonya Curry, but instead married Ayesha Curry because she is similar to his Sonya.」
lol, they look nothing alike apart from being attractive and black.
「庫裡不會為了得到自己的老媽桑婭，而去殺了自己的老爹戴爾庫裡，作為替代，他找了艾莎做老婆，因為阿耶莎和他的媽媽長得非常的像。」
我的天，她倆除了膚色和姿色，沒有任何相似處。
[–][UTA] Richard JeffersonSex-Haver 34 指標 9小時前
They all look the same to me.
Women, that is.
對我來說她們長得一樣一樣的。
都是女人，這就夠了。
[–]Raptorsking_lloyd11 33 指標 8小時前
I think it's adorable that she does thecelebration when he hits a 3 and really like how into the game she gets without being obnoxious about it.
But...
The fantasy kind of gets ruined when you realize that without make up on, she looks EXACTLY like an older Steph in a wig. Click here if you need be cured.
我覺得當庫裡投進3分時，桑婭在看臺上慶祝是完全可以接受的。她對比賽如此投入，且不讓人反感，這樣很棒。
但是。。。。。。。。。
這如夢似幻的YY場景將瞬間了無痕，只要你看一下她素顏的樣子，你就會發現，素顏庫媽簡直 就是帶著假髮的史蒂芬庫裡！！！如果你需要吃點屎冷靜下，我滿足你。
[–][DEN] Jusuf NurkicIcaro_Nova 9 指標 1 天 前
FUCK WHY YOU GOTTA RUIN IT
草泥馬！為什麼要如此殘忍的毀掉這一切！
[–]Supersonicscupcake310 24 指標 7小時前
she looks EXACTLY like an older Steph in a wig
You say that like it's a bad thing.
她看著完全就是個戴假髮的老年庫裡。
[–]WarriorsJesusSinfulHands 27 指標 1 天 前
According to Marcus Thompson (long-time Warriors beat writer) the only times that he's ever seen get Steph mad is when people talk about his mom.
根據馬庫斯湯普森（長期作為勇士隨隊記者）的可靠消息，他唯一一次看到庫裡發飆，就是當庫裡聽到人們談論他老媽的時候。
[–]CavaliersAlecAG 24 指標 1 天 前
Don't let KG hear about this.
別讓KG聽到這些內容。
[–]GrizzliesFriend-Beast 16 指標 1 天 前
We found his weakness.
終於找到庫裡的弱點了。
[–]Warriorslittleslowlittlelate 76 指標 9小時前
This story would be even more intriguing if Steph broke his arms.
如果史蒂芬庫裡摔壞了手，這股數就更有趣了。
[–]San Diego ClippersEddy209 28 指標 9小時前
Just when I thought that I forgot about that thread...
凸(艹皿艹 )，完全忘了這個梗。。。
[–]SpursImMeltingNow 6 指標 8小時前
What thread?
什麼梗？
[–]Minneapolis LakersJeanRalfio 30 指標 8小時前
Some guy with broken arms on reddit had his mom jerk him off.
這個論壇上有個大兄弟，在摔壞手之後，讓他老媽幫他擼啊擼。。。
[–]Spurs_ZiggyStardust 18 指標 8小時前
Actually, have full intercourse with him, for years and years. And his dad knew.
事實上，是年復一年的和他進行靈與肉的深入交流。然而他老爹對此完全知情。
[–]Jonnydanger 7 指標 4小時前
How did he get people to believe that?
他是怎麼讓你們都信了的？？？
[–][LAL] Metta World Peaceficklefart 37 指標 1 天 前
I want to fuck his whole family
我想艹他全家，真心想！
[–]HeatGhostifiedMark 61 指標 1 天 前
Uh someone get Riley away
(⊙v⊙)嗯，來人，把小萊利帶遠點。
[–]WarriorsBargnaniBooty 12 指標 1 天 前
Including Seth?
賽斯庫裡你也下得去28？
[–]Spursrattatatouille 9 指標 1 天 前
Even Dell?
戴爾庫裡你都不放過？
[–]RaptorsRudeVoodooChild 3 指標 1 天 前
Wow I didn't know Sonya had Stephen at such a young age, must've been only 21/22
哇哦，我不知道桑婭生庫裡時有多年輕，但她當時一定只有21,22歲。
[–][CHI] Jimmy ButlerDarkestJ 3 指標 1 天 前
Stephen's mom has got it going on
She's all that I want and I've waited so long
Stephen can't you see, you're just not the PG for me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stephen's mom
（翻譯題）
[–]Wizardsireddit270 22 指標 10小時前
It was actually a good move by him to bring Riley into the public eye? Now the focus has shifted
所以庫裡把女兒小萊利帶進大家的視野中是件好事？現在焦點已經轉移了。
[–]Warriorsbobsil1 9 指標 6小時前
That whole story is an excuse to slather the page with pics of her.
這整個扯蛋的故事就是為了找個理由在這裡放上大量庫媽的照片。
[–]Wizardsjbillzz33 11 指標 10小時前
He's just salty because his mom is hotter than his wife.
對於自己的老媽比老婆還火辣這件事，庫裡略感苦澀。
[–]Warriorsoaklandwarriors 19 指標 5小時前
this a joke right? nobody with a hot mom gives a shit about how their wife stacks up to their mom. hes salty because people feel the need to let him know how attracted they are to his mom, as if its crucial that he knows. "STEPH, STEPH, YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED TO KNOW HOW BADLY I WANNA FUCK YOUR MOM. THIS TYPE OF INFORMATION IS IMPORTANT TO YOU"
你是在逗我的，對嗎？有一個熱辣的老媽是獨立的事情，誰踏馬的會去拿自己老婆和老媽比來比去的？？？庫裡現在煩的是，人們都在試圖讓他知道，她老媽有多麼的誘人，他們關注的點是讓他知道。「嘿，庫裡，大兄弟，很顯然你需要知道，我踏馬的有多麼的想和你老媽進行一場靈與肉的深入交流。你必須知道這件事情，對你來說非常非常的重要。」
[–][CHI] Jimmy ButlerDarkestJ 18 指標 9小時前
I could see Steph's wife being more salty about it than him. She's probably wondering why all the dudes would choose his mom over her, the young, hot wife.
Steph's mom is a straight up dime though.
我幾乎可以看到庫裡老婆對此感到更心酸苦澀。她一定非常納悶兒，為什麼所有大兄弟都更想艹庫裡的媽媽，而不是自己，她更年輕，更熱辣。
[–][LAL] Jordan ClarksonWhiteKidMAADCity 1 指標 10小時前
this article is all the jerk off material i need for the next few weeks or so
這文章夠我血擼幾個禮拜了。
[–]BullsIdkwtS 2 指標 10小時前
Sorry Steph
抱歉，庫裡。
[–]Warriorsabrightersummerday 1 指標 6小時前
Me too, Steph. Me too.
我也幹了，抱歉，庫裡，抱歉了。
[–]cpalada 1 指標 5小時前
Sorry Steph. Can't deny the facts here. She's beautiful
抱歉庫裡，無法否認這個事實，桑婭真的美如封面。
董秋娣們文採帝們英語帝們神翻帝們，不求正兒八經翻譯，只求神翻！嫌他翻得不好沒有趣？who can who up啊！
（翻譯題網友春心大動，為庫裡母親寫詩）
Stephen's mom has got it going on
She's all that I want and I've waited so long
Stephen can't you see, you're just not the PG for me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stephen's mom