[Haynes] ESPN Sources: Golden State forward Andre Iguodala has been pain free the last few days, eyeing a return soon.
ESPN報導：金州勇士隊前鋒安德烈-伊格達拉近日已擺脫疼痛困擾，有望復出
[–]Bucksradpandaparty 705 指標 8小時前
The Warriors were already fucking the Cavs in Cards Against Humanity and they just got the "An even bigger blacker dick" card
勇士已經在反人類卡牌遊戲中日穿了騎士，現在他們又抽到了一張「更大更黑的28」卡片。[譯註1]
[譯註1]「反人類卡牌」(Cards Against Humanity)是美國流行的一種派對桌遊，以不政確、無節操著稱。遊戲分為黑卡與白卡，黑卡為提問，白卡為答案，玩家從自己手中的白卡中選擇內容來回答黑卡的問題，最無節操者獲得加分。
[–]alx69 1936 指標 8小時前
Cleveland man who thought he'd lost all hope loses last additional bit of hope he didn't know he still had
克利夫蘭的球迷本來以為自己已經喪失了一切希望，結果，他們剛發現自己本來還有額外的一點希望，現在也都化為泡影了。
[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 1942 指標 8小時前
Cleveland Cavaliers visit local childrens hospital after returning from Oracle. "It was depressing and heartbreaking seeing those faces so devoid of hope," said Timmy, age 6.
克利夫蘭騎士隊的隊員從甲骨文球場返回後，前往本地的醫院探望患病兒童。「看到他們那毫無希望的蒼白面龐，實在是令人難過和心碎。」6歲的小提米如是說。
[–]AgreeableEnergy 449 指標 8小時前
God answers prayers of Cavs fan/little boy. "No", says God.
上帝對騎士球迷/小男孩的祈禱做出回應：「不。」
[–]kissmibacksidestakki 82 指標 6小時前
God to Cavs fans after game 2: "Y'all mothafuckas need Jesus."
上帝在第二場比賽後對騎士球迷說：「我可救不活你們，趕緊找耶穌去吧。」
[–]Cavaliersxdownpourx 63 指標 5小時前
God to Cavs fans after Lebron leaves: "Y'all look so different"
騎士球迷：上帝在詹姆斯離隊後對騎士球迷說：「你們真是變樣了啊」[譯註2]
[譯註2]改編自[美國JRs之聲]騎士大換血起死回生上下一心，美JRs興奮不已將全隊YY成同人小說>>https://bbs.hupu.com/21445364.html
[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 23 指標 4小時前
Jesus to Lebron before he left: "You might be chosen, but you can't carry all their players and all their sins my son."
耶穌在詹姆斯離隊前對他說：「也許你是天選之子，但就算是你也無法扛起這些球員和他們的罪孽啊，我的孩子。」
[–]76erscrvilmxow 84 指標 8小時前
Saving him for the away games?
所以這是留著一哥用來打客場嗎？
[–]WarriorsProduceher 34 指標 5小時前
Not a bad idea if you think about it.
勇士球迷：仔細想想，這主意也不差啊。
[–]cartola 27 指標 4小時前
Warriors are so good they rest players in the Finals.
勇士已經強到在總決賽輪休球員了。
[–]Warriors BandwagonCoreyNelson52 136 指標 8小時前
I feel like he would have played Game 2 if the Cavs won Game 1
勇士球迷：我覺得，如果騎士贏下第一場，那第二場一哥就會上了。
[–][DAL] Doug SmithRedditusername567 307 指標 8小時前
Sweep.
橫掃了。
[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidFauxlangelo 384 指標 8小時前
Already was a sweep.
Find a new slant.
76人球迷：已經橫掃了，找別的黑點吧。[譯註3]
[譯註3]改編自疑似76人經理科蘭傑洛小號所發的推特，為其著裝習慣辯護。「那是個普通的衣領。別揪著這個不放了，找別的黑點吧。」（"That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant."）
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[–]Warriorslocovelo 182 指標 6小時前
I hope he doesn't cut into Javale's minutes.
勇士球迷：我希望他別佔用麥基的出場時間啊。
[–]callmecatalyst 115 指標 5小時前
Literally not even joking.
What a time to be alive.
樓上這話還真不是在開玩笑，我完全同意。
這種句式的出現（伊戈達拉別佔用麥基的出場時間）也真是再次刷新我們的世界觀了。
[–][GSW] Draymond GreenKhorvo 66 指標 4小時前
It's 2018 and Javale McGee is really good at basketball, and about to win his second ring in two years.
lmao.
勇士球迷：現在是2018年，賈維爾-麥基球技出神入化，即將連續第二年贏得冠軍戒指。
哈哈哈。
[–]WarriorsMe_talking 26 指標 4小時前
Javale McGee started in an NBA Finals game. 2 yrs ago, people will tell you to lay off the drugs.
勇士球迷：賈維爾-麥基在總決賽首發出場。兩年前如果你這麼說，別人會讓你少嗑點藥吧。
[–]Warriorsinsidiousshadows 29 指標 4小時前
Lol tell someone 5 years ago that KD and Javale McGee are starting alongside in the NBA Finals on the Warriors
勇士球迷：啊哈哈，如果5年前你跟人說KD和賈維爾-麥基會在總決賽一起為勇士首發出場，別人會怎麼看你。
[–][CLE] LeBron JamesLeBronJamesFuckMe 103 指標 8小時前
Welp if it wasn’t confirmed already congrats to the Warriors.
騎士球迷：一聲長嘆！如果之前還沒把話說死的話，那我現在再為各位確認一遍：恭喜勇士奪冠。
[–]EastImperiousLex 152 指標 8小時前
「We got a fuckin squad now!!!」
「咱們這夥人現在真TMD像樣啊！！！」
[–]PelicansTobyQueef69 177 指標 7小時前
Ex NBA star Kevin Garnett hugged LeBron and said "Y'all are so fucked right now"
NBA名宿凱文-加內特擁抱了詹姆斯然後說：「你騎真是完蛋了呀。」[譯註4]
[譯註4]以上兩條同樣改編自[美國JRs之聲]騎士大換血起死回生上下一心，美JRs興奮不已將全隊YY成同人小說>>https://bbs.hupu.com/21445364.html
[–]Warriorsintronexondna 236 指標 8小時前
this kills the cavalier
勇士球迷：一哥復出的話，騎士就涼透了。
[–]klawhileonard 204 指標 8小時前
No JR already did that
JR已經讓騎士涼透了呀。
[–]Warriorsthiscrookisreal 97 指標 7小時前
Cannot wait to see Andre's biceps on the court.
勇士球迷：我已經等不及在場上看到一哥的肱二頭肌了。
[–]FlightOfTheShortGuy 41 指標 5小時前
God damn. You could spend 5 years in the gym going at it on shoulders and still not get anywhere close to this. I remember being 15 and wanting Dwight Howards cannonball shoulders so badly.
蒼了天了。你就算是在健身房苦練5年的肩膀，離這個水平也還遠著呢。我還記得我15歲的時候，做夢都想擁有霍華德那炮彈一樣飽滿的肩膀。
[–]NBAMintastic 18 指標 5小時前
Iguodala and Dwight are locked in, who are the other 3?
一哥和火花入選健美一陣了，另外三個呢？
[–]iamtehwizard 25 指標 5小時前
Giannis Antetokounmpo locked and loaded
字母哥有話要說。
[–]PaulAtreidesIsEvil 40 指標 8小時前
sweep
end this miserable series
橫掃吧。
趕緊結束這輪悽慘的系列賽。
[–][GSW] Andre Iguodalanotabear629 30 指標 8小時前
DADDY IS COMING BACK
勇士球迷：爸爸即將歸來！
[–][HOU] Stromile Swiftscrewt 118 指標 8小時前
Lol he just chillin. Cavs on suicide watch. LeRocketman coming soon.
火箭球迷：哈哈哈哈一哥微微一笑，騎士眉頭一皺發覺事情並不簡單啊。火箭詹大業可成。
[–][GSW] Stephen Currypatricksimon1 168 指標 8小時前
GSW likely need him in Cleveland .. LeBron is a different beast at home
勇士球迷：勇士很需要他出戰客場比賽啊……主場的詹姆斯是一頭完全不同的野獸。
[–]WarriorsIonkkll 367 指標 8小時前
LeBron is a beast everywhere. It's the other guys who get a big boost at home.
勇士球迷：詹姆斯在哪都是野獸，其他隊員才是主場加成的受益者。