一、為什麼男人都覺得 小三比自己的老婆溫柔 懂他 因為她從不參與你的柴米油鹽 只參與你的吃喝玩樂。
Why do men think Xiaosan is gentler than his wife? Because she never participates in your daily necessities, only participates in your eating, drinking and playing.
二、刷到一條新聞 一位農民工 從20樓墜落過程中 喊的不是救命 而是多開。
I got a piece of news. A migrant worker shouted not to help but to avoid when he fell from the 20th floor.
三、我跟我老爸掰手腕 生平第一次我贏了老爸 非常高興 但是我笑著笑著就不笑了 我好像明白了什麼。
I broke my arm with my dad for the first time in my life. My dad was very happy to win, but I stopped laughing when I laughed. I seemed to understand something.
四、我以前很喜歡扎高馬尾 後來感覺高馬尾扎的時間長了 頭皮會很疼 我便開始扎低馬尾 但是我還是喜歡高馬尾 可是不敢扎了 感情亦是如此。
I used to like wearing high ponytails. Later, I felt that the scalp would hurt when I wore high ponytails for a long time, so I started wearing low ponytails, but I still liked high ponytails, but I didn't dare to wear feelings.
五、我投降了 我打遊戲太菜了 偶爾跌跌撞撞上幾顆星星總會掉下來 我守不住上一把的星星 也守不住你。
I surrendered. I was too good at playing games. Occasionally, when I stumbled, a few stars always fell. I couldn't keep a handful of stars, and I couldn't keep you.
六、突然明白 沉默刪除比講髒話有用。
It suddenly became clear that silence deletion is more useful than swearing.
七、花心被人罵 專心被人耍 真心被人騙 好心被踐踏 這就是現實。
It's a reality that flower hearts are scolded, concentrated, played, cheated and trampled on.
八、人生好似調味料 酸的是惆悵 苦的是鍛鍊 辣的是過程 甜的是成功。
Life is like seasoning, sour is melancholy, bitter is exercise, spicy is process, sweet is success.
九、你刷到了一個特別喜歡的視頻 但是不小心按了刷新 你想找回 可是最終還是沒能找回 終究還是錯過了。
You brushed a favorite video, but accidentally pressed refresh. You wanted to find it, but you couldn't find it in the end. You missed it after all.
十、後來啊 有人會送你三十塊枝的玫瑰 三百塊一支的口紅 三千塊一件的大衣 三萬塊一個的包 但你的愛情啊 是從三塊錢一杯的奶茶開始的。
Later, someone will give you 30 roses, 300 lipsticks, 3,000 coats, 30,000 bags, but your love begins with a cup of milk tea with 3 yuan.
十一、長頸鹿的脖子那麼常是不是哽咽的時候很難受 章魚有三顆心是不是心痛的時候會疼上三倍。
Giraffe's neck is often choked. It is hard to feel when octopus has three hearts. Does it hurt three times when it hurts?
十二、在長廊裡回頭發現醫院大概是最忙的地方 有的人忙著生有的人忙著死 有的人忙著生不如死有的人忙著向死而生。
Looking back in the corridor, I found that the hospital is probably the busiest place. Some people are busy living, some are busy dying, some are busy dying.
十三、別人心裡你什麼樣子大多時候早就確定好了 無論做多少努力 最後也只會淪為佐證他想法的證據罷了。
What you look like in other people's hearts has long been determined. No matter how hard you try, it will only become evidence to prove his ideas.