想不想吃霸王餐？
和老婆去餐館吃飯，我突發奇想，偷偷問：「想不想吃霸王餐。」
她緊張而興奮地點點頭。
於是我趁人不注意猛地扯了幾根她的頭髮扔在湯裡。
還別說，這招真有效，店老闆看我被老婆打得渾身是血根本就不敢收錢。
今天咱們就來看看，「吃霸王餐」英文都咋說？
dine and dash
"Excuse me manager Bob, I just had a dine and dash on table 16. I walked away for a second to refill their drink and when I came back they were gone."
「鮑勃經理對不起，我負責的16號桌吃了霸王餐。我離開了片刻去續杯，回來後他們就沒影兒了。」
dine and ditch
We were driving home and we were talking about him and his girlfriend's little brother dining and ditching a couple of weeks ago so we figured we would try it out.
我們開車回家，談到他和女友弟弟幾周前吃飯逃單的行為，覺得也想試一下。
chew and screw
I just had a steak dinner at the Four Seasons.
我剛在四季飯店吃了牛排飯。
Expensive?
貴嗎？
Nah, I chewed and screwed.
哪有，我吃完就溜了。
eat and run
I don't invite John to dinner anymore because he always has some excuse to eat and run.
我不再請約翰吃飯了，因為他總是找藉口吃完就走。
do a runner
The teenagers did a runner as soon as the cab stopped, leaving the driver to foot the bill.
計程車一停車，幾個年輕人馬上就跑了，司機只好自己買單。
beat the check
「買單」的英文就是「check」 ; beat the check就是「逃單」了。（beat作為躲避的意思很常見，例如beat the traffic; Michael的 "Beat It"）
（中國日報網英語點津 yaning）