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我的一位外國朋友
我結識了我的第一位外國朋友，可至於他是哪裡人，微信資料上顯示的是埃及，到底是什麼，我也還不太清楚。
我是班上的學委，被院學生會安排去查課，我是很討厭做那種角色的，站在別的班的講臺叫名答到。
可生活並不是你想幹什麼就幹什麼。
我拿到查課表，另一個班的學委比我還著急地去看，看到是外國語學院英語專業的課，他哈哈大笑，作出一種杞人憂天的姿態：「哈哈哈，有外教，他會折磨你，刁難你。」
「啊，真的假的，那咋辦。」我作出一種附和的姿態。
其實我是很開心的，不知道你們有沒有那種就是在大街上見到一個外國人就會多看幾眼，想合影或者想交談來練練口語。
早就想和純正的外國人交流了。
我提前8分鐘到教室準備點名，第一次做這種事，說不緊張都是假的。我剛進去她們（英語專業幾乎都是女生）就告誡我讓我趕緊點完，要不外教來了我就走不了了。
「但任課老師是要籤字的啊，我必須等他來。」
該來的還是來了......
「Who are you? Why are you here?」他滿臉都是可見的誇張和驚異。
「I'm here to check the ...the..出...勤..」下邊學生哄堂大笑，第一次距離一個外國人這麼近，我的口語竟顯得如此笨拙。
到了籤名環節，我一時忘了如何表達，好在學生提醒：sign sign sign~~
「Please sign your name here.」話音剛落,我才意識到我的態度過於強硬，不夠委婉，我趕緊改口：「Could you please sign your name here ?」
HE:「Oh i think you should sing an English song.」
ME:「No i can't」
HE:「Can you dance ?」
ME:「If i sing an English song, would you mind give me your wechat?」我抓住學習的機會。
然後... 我就得到了他的微信哈哈哈，過程暫且忽略。
第二天，我先給他發了一條微信,
ME:
I'mbaomi. Do you still remember me? Or maybe you have forgotten me now.
I'm the student who checked the attendance of your lesson this wednesday. You were obstructive and refused to sign your name on the paper. You also forced me to sing and dance to your students deliberately. I have no option but to sing an English song, which is the only one I can. What you do really makes me embarrassed. After all my oral english is so poor that I can't conversation with you smoothly. And you spoke so fast that I can't catch your mean accurately.
But honestly speaking，I felt happy. Because by this unexpected experience, let me realize I still have a long way to go in my spoken English. What makes me excited is that you gave me your wechat，and gave me the opportunity to further communicate with you.
You are my first foreign friend. Thank you again.
:HE
You worked to hard on that. And your words make me look terribly cruel.
:HE
壓抑的笑聲
ME:
no no no
you are not cruel.
you are very adorable.
:HE
But cruel is more fun, i don't mind at all
......
聊天記錄
給大家分享他用的幾個表情包
有沒有覺得很有意思？
Anyway I think so.
bye~