我只不過就是幼兒園乾飯第一名的小朋友而已，為什麼生活要對我這麼嚴厲呢？
I am just a kindergarten cooking first children, why should life be so strict to me?
這個世界上，有人因為愛情死去活來，有人在夜裡看海，還有的人在小飯館乾飯，吃了一碗又一碗！別看了，說的就是你。
In this world, some people die because of love alive, some people in the night to see the sea, and some people in a small restaurant, eat a bowl of rice bowl after bowl! Don't look, it's you.
人家都說在這個世界上，你永遠都沒有辦法叫醒一個裝睡的人，但是對於那些乾飯人來說，如果想要叫醒他們，那麼就只需要一句話「乾飯啦」！
They say you can never wake a fool in this world, but for those who do not want to wake them, it is only a matter of saying "do"!
現在我才知道，這個世界上有兩種光芒四射的東西，一種懸掛在天空中的太陽，還有一種就是你們努力乾飯的模樣。
Now I know that there are two radiant things in this world, one is the sun hanging in the sky, and the other is the appearance of your hard work.
古人常說：「吾日三省吾身」，第一省：早上吃什麼？第二省：中午吃什麼？第三省：晚上吃什麼？乾飯人的三省。
The ancients often said: "My day three province my body", the first province: what to eat in the morning? Second province: what to eat for lunch? Third province: What's for dinner? Three provinces for cooks.
相信自己，你是最棒噠！只要你一直不停的乾飯，那麼你的體重就會蹭蹭蹭的往上漲，加油，乾飯人，你是最胖噠！
Believe in yourself, you are the best! As long as you don't stop cooking, then your weight will slowly rise, come on, cook, you are the fattest!
真的搞不懂有些人，沒事談什麼戀愛呢？難道談戀愛不耽誤乾飯的時間嗎？今天乾飯速度慢，明天乾飯地位低，加油，乾飯人！
Really do not understand some people, nothing to talk about what love? Doesn't love waste the time of dinner? Today rice speed is slow, tomorrow rice status is low, come on, rice person!
這個世界上哪有什麼難吃的菜，只有那些不懂得乾飯精神的乾飯人，加油，乾飯人，你們是最堅強的！
In this world where there is what bad food, only those who do not know the spirit of rice, rice people, come on, rice people, you are the most strong!
我將在這平淡如水的歲月裡繼續乾飯，只要我認真乾飯，那就沒有我追不上的體重！
I will continue to do rice in this insipid water years, as long as I seriously do rice, then there is no weight I can not catch up with!
如果你通知我要給我介紹對象，我可能會跟你說我沒空，但是如果你說要請我吃飯的話，那麼我一定馬上到，乾飯我是專業的。
If you ask me to set me up with someone, I will probably tell you that I am not available, but if you ask me to dinner, I will be there right away. I am a professional cook.
想要活成快樂的人，那麼第一因素就是要乾飯，當然如果能夠有點兒奶茶搭配一下，那就更好，沒有也沒關係！
If you want to live a happy life, then the first factor is to cook rice, of course, if you can have a little milk tea with it, that would be even better, it doesn't matter!
就讓我們在別人看不見的地方悄悄地乾飯吧，然後長成一個胖子，驚呆所有人！加油，你是最胖的！
Let's cook quietly where others can't see us, and then grow up to be a fat man, shocking everyone! Come on, you are the fattest!
適合平安夜前夕發朋友圈的皮句子，調皮逗趣，點讚量爆滿
懟人不帶髒字的高情商句子，犀利毒辣，讓人啞口無言