funny senior quotes
"I finally graduated. Now, if only I could remember where I parked my future."
"High school: Where I learned that 'due tomorrow' means 'do tomorrow'... or never."
"I spent four years trying to adult, and all I got was this lousy diploma and a coffee addiction."
"Procrastination is my middle name. Too bad my diploma doesn't have enough space for it."
"If life is a test, I think I just guessed my way through it—and passed!"
"They say school is the best days of your life. Clearly, they haven't met my alarm clock."
"I came for the education, stayed for the naps, and left with a degree in sarcasm."
"Senior year motto: 'Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow... or next year?'"
"I'm not lazy; I'm on energy-saving mode. Thanks for understanding, teachers!"
"Out of school and into the wild. Wish me luck—I'll need it more than my GPA."
savage yearbook quotes
"I survived high school, but it barely survived me."
"Prom king/queen? More like prom survivor."
"Thanks for the memories, but I'll be deleting most of them."
"I didn't come here to make friends, I came to graduate."
"High school: where the drama is free and the education is optional."
"See you in therapy, classmates."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinator."
"Not everyone liked me, but not everyone matters."
"Four years of fake smiles and real eye rolls."
"I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing."
"Out of my way, world—I've got places to not show up to."
"High school taught me one thing: how to fake it till you make it."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... nap time."
"You're welcome for carrying the group projects."
"Not saying I'm the best, but I am."
"Remember when we thought this was the hardest part? Lol."
"I didn't fail, the system failed me."
"Class of [year], may your future be as bright as my Instagram filter."
"Peace out, haters."
"I've peaked in high school, and it's all downhill from here—kidding, not really."
short funny yearbook quotes
I survived high school and all I got was this lousy quote.
Procrastination is my superpower.
High school: where math made me cry and friends made me laugh.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
Future plans: world domination or Netflix, whichever comes first.
I put the "elusive" in exclusive friendships.
Thanks for the memories, even the ones I can't remember.
Not all who wander are lost; some are just skipping class.
unique senior quotes
"I traded my backpack for dreams and a coffee addiction."
"In the book of life, high school was just the prologue—time to write my story."
"Not all who wander are lost; some of us are just avoiding adulthood."
"Four years of chaos, coffee, and cramming: proof that I can survive anything."
"Here's to the friends who became family and the lessons that built me."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... mostly my fear of public speaking."
"Life's a mixtape—high school's track is over, but the playlist goes on."
"Turning the page on textbooks and turning up the volume on my future."
"Who needs a roadmap when you have a heart full of wanderlust?"
"Survived senioritis with a smile—now, let's chase the horizon."
funny senior quotes from movies
Here's a selection of funny quotes from movies that could work as senior quotes:
"I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight." — The Devil Wears Prada
"Why so serious?" — The Dark Knight
"You can't handle the truth!" — A Few Good Men
"It's not a man purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one." — The Hangover
"Dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" — Ghostbusters
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." — Forrest Gump
"So you're telling me there's a chance?" — Dumb and Dumber
"I love lamp." — Anchorman
"To infinity and beyond!" — Toy Story
"Just keep swimming." — Finding Nemo
quotes for best senior friends
"A true friend is someone who is there for you when they'd rather be anywhere else." – Len Wein
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'" – C.S. Lewis
"The only way to have a friend is to be one." – Ralph Waldo Emerson
"A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow." – William Shakespeare
"True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart." – Unknown
"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." – Walter Winchell
"Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side." – Unknown
"A best friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you." – Elbert Hubbard
"In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips." – Unknown
funny senior quotes 2024
"I spent four years in high school and all I got was this lousy diploma and a crippling student loan debt."
"Class of 2024: We survived virtual classes, bad WiFi, and teachers who didn't know how to unmute. What's adulting got that we can't handle?"
"I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and my diploma in the same room?"
"Graduating in 2024: Proof that I can adult, but I'll probably still live in my parents' basement for a while."
"They say the best things in life are free, but have you seen the price of college tuition? Class of 2024 reporting for refunds."
"I came for the education, stayed for the naps, and left with a degree and zero regrets – okay, maybe a few."
"2024 graduate: Expert level at pretending to pay attention in Zoom meetings since 2020."
"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if life gives you a high school diploma, make excuses to avoid real jobs."
"Four years of high school drama, and I still can't figure out how to do my taxes. Thanks, Class of 2024!"
"Making history as the class that turned 'senioritis' into an Olympic sport. Gold medal, here I come!"
savage yearbook quotes funny
"I survived high school, but it barely survived me."
"Prom king? More like king of awkward photos."
"I'll miss you all... Nah, just kidding, see ya never."
"High school: where my GPA was lower than my expectations."
"I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing."
"Thanks for the memories, especially the ones that made me question my life choices."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinate."
"Future billionaire in the making—start investing now."
"High school taught me one thing: how to fake a smile."
"If life gives you lemons, sell them and buy something better."