funny senior quotes


"I finally graduated. Now, if only I could remember where I parked my future."
"High school: Where I learned that 'due tomorrow' means 'do tomorrow'... or never."
"I spent four years trying to adult, and all I got was this lousy diploma and a coffee addiction."
"Procrastination is my middle name. Too bad my diploma doesn't have enough space for it."
"If life is a test, I think I just guessed my way through it—and passed!"
"They say school is the best days of your life. Clearly, they haven't met my alarm clock."
"I came for the education, stayed for the naps, and left with a degree in sarcasm."
"Senior year motto: 'Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow... or next year?'"
"I'm not lazy; I'm on energy-saving mode. Thanks for understanding, teachers!"
"Out of school and into the wild. Wish me luck—I'll need it more than my GPA."





unique senior quotes


"I've traded my backpack for boundless horizons—here's to the adventures that await."

"High school taught me that the best lessons aren't in textbooks, but in the messy moments that shape us."

"In a world full of copies, be an original; I've spent four years practicing."

"Coffee, chaos, and a dash of courage: that's the recipe for surviving—and thriving—beyond these walls."

"Not every path is straight, but every detour has led me here, ready for what's next."

"I've learned that failure is just life's plot twist; bring on the sequel."

"Four years of forging friendships and chasing dreams—now, it's time to rewrite the stars."

"Wearing a cap and gown doesn't mean I've got it all figured out; it just means I'm excited to keep questioning."

"Life's a mixtape of memories; mine's full of laughter, lessons, and a few off-key notes."

"Here's to the rebels, the dreamers, and the ones who colored outside the lines—high school's over, but the masterpiece continues."





savage yearbook quotes


"I survived high school, but it barely survived me."
"Prom king/queen? More like prom survivor."
"Thanks for the memories, but I'll be deleting most of them."
"I didn't come here to make friends, I came to graduate."
"High school: where the drama is free and the education is optional."
"See you in therapy, classmates."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinator."
"Not everyone liked me, but not everyone matters."
"Four years of fake smiles and real eye rolls."
"I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing."
"Out of my way, world—I've got places to not show up to."
"High school taught me one thing: how to fake it till you make it."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... nap time."
"You're welcome for carrying the group projects."
"Not saying I'm the best, but I am."
"Remember when we thought this was the hardest part? Lol."
"I didn't fail, the system failed me."
"Class of [year], may your future be as bright as my Instagram filter."
"Peace out, haters."
"I've peaked in high school, and it's all downhill from here—kidding, not really."





funny senior quotes from movies


You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. from The Princess Bride
It's just a flesh wound. from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
I love lamp. from Anchorman
So you're telling me there's a chance? from Dumb and Dumber
I'm not even supposed to be here today! from Clerks
Alrighty then. from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
We are the knights who say... Ni! from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
I know kung fu. from The Matrix
Houston, we have a problem. from Apollo 13
Life is like a box of chocolates. from Forrest Gump





short funny yearbook quotes


I survived high school and all I got was this lousy quote.

Procrastination is my superpower.

High school: where math made me cry and friends made me laugh.

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.

Future plans: world domination or Netflix, whichever comes first.

I put the "elusive" in exclusive friendships.

Thanks for the memories, even the ones I can't remember.

Not all who wander are lost; some are just skipping class.





funny senior quotes for guys


"I spent four years in high school and all I got was this lousy diploma and a lifetime of bad decisions."

"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode—perfect for adulting."

"High school: Where I mastered the art of pretending to pay attention in class."

"They said to follow my dreams, so I took a nap."

"Survived four years of drama without becoming a reality TV star—close call."

"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. #SeniorLife"

"Procrastination level: Expert. I'll start my adult life... tomorrow."

"Turning my can'ts into cans, and my beer cans into recycling."

"High school taught me that the only thing I'm good at is winging it."

"Finally graduating—time to trade homework for hangovers."





quotes for best senior friends


"A true friend is someone who is there for you when they'd rather be anywhere else." – Len Wein

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'" – C.S. Lewis

"The only way to have a friend is to be one." – Ralph Waldo Emerson

"A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow." – William Shakespeare

"True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart." – Unknown

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." – Walter Winchell

"Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side." – Unknown

"A best friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you." – Elbert Hubbard

"In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips." – Unknown





senior quotes from songs


"Don't stop believin', hold on to that feelin'"

"You can be the greatest, you can be the best"

"Baby, you're a firework, come on show 'em what you're worth"

"Say what you wanna say and let the words fall out"

"Today is where your book begins, the rest is still unwritten"

"I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar"

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one"

"It's my life, it's now or never"