funny senior quotes
"I finally graduated. Now, if only I could remember where I parked my future."
"High school: Where I learned that 'due tomorrow' means 'do tomorrow'... or never."
"I spent four years trying to adult, and all I got was this lousy diploma and a coffee addiction."
"Procrastination is my middle name. Too bad my diploma doesn't have enough space for it."
"If life is a test, I think I just guessed my way through it—and passed!"
"They say school is the best days of your life. Clearly, they haven't met my alarm clock."
"I came for the education, stayed for the naps, and left with a degree in sarcasm."
"Senior year motto: 'Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow... or next year?'"
"I'm not lazy; I'm on energy-saving mode. Thanks for understanding, teachers!"
"Out of school and into the wild. Wish me luck—I'll need it more than my GPA."
unique senior quotes
"I've traded my backpack for boundless horizons—here's to the adventures that await."
"High school taught me that the best lessons aren't in textbooks, but in the messy moments that shape us."
"In a world full of copies, be an original; I've spent four years practicing."
"Coffee, chaos, and a dash of courage: that's the recipe for surviving—and thriving—beyond these walls."
"Not every path is straight, but every detour has led me here, ready for what's next."
"I've learned that failure is just life's plot twist; bring on the sequel."
"Four years of forging friendships and chasing dreams—now, it's time to rewrite the stars."
"Wearing a cap and gown doesn't mean I've got it all figured out; it just means I'm excited to keep questioning."
"Life's a mixtape of memories; mine's full of laughter, lessons, and a few off-key notes."
"Here's to the rebels, the dreamers, and the ones who colored outside the lines—high school's over, but the masterpiece continues."
savage yearbook quotes
"I survived high school, but it barely survived me."
"Prom king/queen? More like prom survivor."
"Thanks for the memories, but I'll be deleting most of them."
"I didn't come here to make friends, I came to graduate."
"High school: where the drama is free and the education is optional."
"See you in therapy, classmates."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinator."
"Not everyone liked me, but not everyone matters."
"Four years of fake smiles and real eye rolls."
"I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing."
"Out of my way, world—I've got places to not show up to."
"High school taught me one thing: how to fake it till you make it."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... nap time."
"You're welcome for carrying the group projects."
"Not saying I'm the best, but I am."
"Remember when we thought this was the hardest part? Lol."
"I didn't fail, the system failed me."
"Class of [year], may your future be as bright as my Instagram filter."
"Peace out, haters."
"I've peaked in high school, and it's all downhill from here—kidding, not really."
short funny yearbook quotes
I survived high school and all I got was this lousy diploma.
Procrastination: Hard work's lazy cousin.
I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient.
School taught me one thing: How to nap with my eyes open.
Thanks for the memories, even the ones I can't remember.
I put the "pro" in procrastinate.
Graduating: Because adulting sounded fun in theory.
Four years of drama, and I didn't even get an Oscar.
I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point.
Life's a puzzle, and high school was the missing piece... that didn't fit.
inspirational senior quotes
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
"Your time is limited, don't waste it living someone else's life." - Steve Jobs
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill
"In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity." - Albert Einstein
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it." - Charles R. Swindoll
senior quotes for girls
"She believed she could, so she did."
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." – Eleanor Roosevelt
"Be a voice, not an echo."
"Life is tough, my darling, but so are you."
"She turned her can'ts into cans and her dreams into plans."
"To the girl with fire in her soul and grace in her heart."
"Dream big, work hard, and make it happen."
"The world is yours to conquer—go out and claim it."
"Here's to strong women: May we know them, may we be them, may we raise them."
"Senior year taught me that the best is yet to come."
quotes for best senior friends
A true friend is someone who is there for you when they'd rather be anywhere else. - Len Wein
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.' - C.S. Lewis
Good friends are like stars; you don't always see them, but you know they're always there.
A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow. - William Shakespeare
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.
The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it. - Hubert H. Humphrey
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell
Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson
True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. - David Tyson
funny senior quotes from movies
"It's just a flesh wound." – Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." – Airplane!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." – The Princess Bride
"Dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" – Ghostbusters
"So you're telling me there's a chance." – Dumb and Dumber
"I love lamp." – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." – Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight." – The Devil Wears Prada
"Why so serious?" – The Dark Knight
"Here's looking at you, kid." – Casablanca (though more classic than outright funny)