funny yearbook quotes
"I survived four years of high school by mastering the art of hiding in the bathroom during pop quizzes."
"Remember me as the kid who thought 'senioritis' was a real medical condition—doctor's note pending."
"I finally figured out algebra, but only because it involved x's and o's like tic-tac-toe."
"Prom was epic: I tripped over my own feet and accidentally started a new dance move."
"If I had a dollar for every time I procrastinated, I'd be rich enough to skip college."
"My best subject? Napping in class without getting caught—straight A's in stealth."
"I came for the education, stayed for the cafeteria pizza, and left with lifelong friends and zero regrets."
"Who needs a degree when you have a talent for turning homework into origami?"
"Four years later and I still don't know what I'm doing, but at least I look good in the yearbook photo."
"Graduating class of whatever year: May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short."
celebrity quotes
"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall" - Nelson Mandela
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans" - John Lennon
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretzky
"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right" - Henry Ford
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstein
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts" - Winston Churchill
"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing" - Walt Disney
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends" - Martin Luther King Jr.
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken" - Oscar Wilde
"Believe you can and you're halfway there" - Theodore Roosevelt
savage yearbook quotes
"I survived four years of this madness, and all I got was this lousy quote."
"Remember me as the one who always had the last laugh – mostly at your expense."
"High school: where I peaked early, just to make everyone else feel better."
"Thanks for the memories, but let's be real, most of them were forgettable."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... your insecurities."
"Not everyone liked me, but not everyone matters."
"Four years of drama, and I'm still the star of the show."
"I'll miss you all – said no one ever."
"Life's too short to be basic, but apparently, some of you didn't get the memo."
"If I had a dollar for every time I was right, I'd be richer than my prom date's expectations."
funny celebrity senior quotes
Meryl Streep: "I survived high school algebra, so I'm pretty sure I can handle anything life throws at me—except maybe another math class."
Ryan Reynolds: "High school taught me that being funny gets you through awkward photos and bad hair days, but it won't help with the SATs."
Tina Fey: "My senior quote was supposed to be inspirational, but I went with 'I'll be rich and famous someday— or at least funnier than my teachers thought.'"
Will Smith: "Four years of dodging detention and I still don't know what I want to be, but I'm pretty sure it's not a hall monitor."
Ellen DeGeneres: "High school was like a sitcom I couldn't turn off— full of drama, crushes, and way too many cafeteria mysteries."
unique yearbook quotes
"Life's a pop quiz—I'm acing it one day at a time."
"From awkward hellos to heartfelt goodbyes, high school was a wild plot twist."
"Turning coffee-fueled all-nighters into real-world adventures."
"Not every hero wears a cape; some just survive trigonometry."
"Dreams don't work unless you do—here's to the hustle."
"High school: where I collected friends like badges and memories like treasures."
"Outgrowing uniforms but keeping the spirit alive."
"Chasing sunsets and deadlines, ready for whatever's next."
"Proof that a little chaos makes the best stories."
"Farewell to lockers and lectures; hello to limitless horizons."
senior quotes for girls
She believed she could, so she did.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
A strong woman looks a challenge dead in the eye and gives it a wink.
Be the girl who decided to go for it.
Life is tough, my darling, but so are you.
Chase your dreams until they become your reality.
She turned her can'ts into cans and her dreams into plans.
Empowered women empower women.
Here's to the nights that turned into mornings with friends who turned into family.
You are capable of amazing things; never doubt that.
funny celebrity quotes
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." - Mae West
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." - Winston Churchill
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is." - Ellen DeGeneres
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carrey
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." - Charles Lamb
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." - Mark Twain
"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant." - Ellen DeGeneres
funny senior quotes from movies
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." – Apocalypse Now
"It's just a flesh wound!" – Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"You can't handle the truth!" – A Few Good Men
"I'm the king of the world!" – Titanic
"Hasta la vista, baby!" – Terminator 2: Judgment Day
"May the Force be with you." – Star Wars
"I'll be back." – The Terminator
"Here's looking at you, kid." – Casablanca
"To infinity and beyond!" – Toy Story
"You had me at hello." – Jerry Maguire