I love those! Here are some short and crazy quotes about life:
1. "Life is like a puzzle, except the pieces are invisible, and you're just pretending to have fun."
2. "The only thing more exhausting than being alive is pretending to be dead."
3. "Life is 10% what happens, and 90% how you react... or not at all."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
5. "Life is like a game of Jenga - except instead of blocks, it's your sanity, and instead of winning, you're just trying to survive."
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... until I need coffee."
7. "The only constant in life is change... unless you have Netflix, then it's binge-watching the same show for 3 hours."
8. "Life is a journey, not a destination - except if the destination has Wi-Fi and a good coffee shop, then it's all about the destination."
9. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed... or lost in thought... or stuck in traffic... or procrastinating..."
10. "The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42 - but honestly, who has time to calculate that when you have memes to scroll through?"
11. "Life is like a box of chocolates - except instead of chocolates, it's stress, anxiety, and existential crises."
12. "I'm not arguing with you, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
Hope these quotes give you a good laugh and a dose of reality (or at least, a healthy dose of sarcasm)!
I'd love to help you with some funny and crazy quotes! Here are a few:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
2. "Crazy people don't get it. Sane people just pretend they do."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
4. "Warning: I may be a little crazy, but at least I'm consistent."
5. "My life is like a bad episode of 'The Walking Dead'. Except instead of zombies, it's my in-laws."
6. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person. I'm an 'whenever the coffee kicks in' person."
7. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
8. "My brain is 80% caffeine and 20% confusion."
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
10. "Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive anyway."
Feel free to add your own favorite funny and crazy quotes!
I've got a few that might tickle your funny bone!
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "Crazy people are my love language"
3. "Procrastination is my superpower"
4. "Life hack: Pizza = breakfast, lunch, and dinner"
5. "Why adulting when you can just wing it?"
6. "My cat's Instagram filter is 'natural beauty'"
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode"
8. "My love life is a choose-your-own-adventure book...and I keep choosing the wrong door "
9. "When in doubt, add glitter"
10. "If I wanted to be average, I'd have stayed in bed"
Hope these very short funny quotes made you giggle!
Here are some very short, funny quotes about life:
1. "Life is like a puzzle. Most of the time, you're just trying to find the right piece to make everything fit... and then you realize it's a jigsaw puzzle."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
3. "My life is like a bad sitcom – it's all just a bunch of awkward moments strung together."
4. "Life hack: When in doubt, eat a sandwich."
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
6. "Adulting is hard. That's why I have a cat – to remind me that even they don't do it."
7. "My life is like a never-ending game of 'What Could Go Wrong?'"
8. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my Netflix queue."
9. "Life is like a deck of cards – some cards are good, some cards are bad, and sometimes you get the joker... and that's when things get real crazy."
10. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you coffee, make a whole day out of it."
11. "I'm not lost, I'm just on a scenic route to nowhere."
12. "Life is like playing Jenga – sometimes you take away the wrong piece and everything falls apart."
13. "My life is like a bad joke – it's always setting me up for disappointment."
14. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
15. "Life hack: When in doubt, just wing it. It's not like anything else will work out anyway."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
You want some sarcastic funny quotes on life, huh? Well, I've got a few " gems" for you!
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
2. "Life is like a puzzle, except the pieces are all weirdly shaped and don't fit together at all."
3. "Adulting: because 'I'll do it tomorrow' doesn't count as a plan."
4. "Why adult when you can just pretend to be one?"
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like your phone, but without the notifications."
6. "Life is full of ups and downs, but mostly just downs with occasional ups to make you feel better about how bad things are going."
7. "My life is like a game of Jenga – except instead of blocks, it's my sanity, and I'm constantly wondering when everything will come crashing down."
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
9. "The best way to get over someone is to pretend you're okay with it... until you're not okay with it anymore, then cry for three hours and eat an entire pizza by yourself."
10. "Life is like a choose-your-own-adventure book – except the choices are all 'do I want to deal with this annoying thing' or 'do I just wanna scroll through Instagram again'?"
11. "I'm not saying I'm addicted to Netflix, but my therapist says we should work on getting me outside more... and by that, they mean turning off the TV."
12. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then spill it all over your shirt because you're really clumsy and just got a new coffee table."
Hope these quotes made you LOL!
I'd love to provide you with some clever and funny quotes! Here are a few:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
2. "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't make a difference." - Mitch Hedberg
3. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
5. "Crazy people are always smiling. The rest of us are busy worrying about it." - Unknown
6. "You're never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis
7. "I don't know what's more exhausting, being an adult or pretending to be one." - Unknown
8. "If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should try again. Or give up and take a nap." - Unknown
9. "Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it." - Tom Lehrer
10. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!" - Unknown
11. "The two most important days in your life are the day you're born and the day you find out why." - Mark Twain
12. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person. I'm an 'whenever the coffee kicks in' person." - Unknown
13. "The secret to getting ahead is getting started. And then keep going until you get tired, and then stop." - Unknown
14. "If you're going through hell, keep going. Unless you're a chicken, then just fly away." - Unknown
15. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and inspire you to be clever and funny too!
Here are some funny quotes about life struggles:
1. "Adulting is hard, but at least I don't have to do my own taxes... yet."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
3. "My life is like a puzzle, and most of the pieces are missing, but hey, at least it's a good excuse for Netflix binge-watching."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... again."
5. "When you're running late, the universe conspires against you: traffic, slow walkers, and coffee machines that refuse to dispense your morning caffeine fix."
6. "My anxiety is like a pesky little brother who won't leave me alone – except instead of saying 'stop touching me,' I say 'stop freaking out'."
7. "When you're trying to adult but really just want to go back to bed: *stumbles into kitchen, pours cereal directly into mouth, and hopes no one notices*."
8. "Life hack: when you forget your keys, just pretend you meant to leave them outside the door and hope your roommate buys it."
9. "When you're feeling overwhelmed but really just want someone to talk to: *looks around for invisible therapist*... yeah, I'll just talk to myself then."
10. "I'm not stressed, I'm just passionate about being productive (and procrastination) – it's all the same thing, right?"
11. "When you're trying to cook but really just want takeout: 'I'm just going to whip up a quick stir-fry'... said no one ever."
12. "Life is like a game of Jenga – except instead of blocks, it's made of broken dreams and shattered expectations."
13. "My social anxiety is like trying to give a presentation in front of a packed auditorium – except the audience is just my cat, and she doesn't care either way."
14. "When you're feeling anxious but really just want someone to tell you everything will be okay: *looks around for invisible parent*... yeah, I'll just talk to myself then."
15. "I'm not tired, I'm just conserving energy – for all the Netflix shows I'm going to watch tonight."
These quotes poke fun at the struggles we face in everyday life, like adulting, anxiety, and procrastination. Remember to laugh, it's good for you!
I'd love to help you with that! Here are some funny quotes for the day:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
2. "Today's goals: Eat a whole pizza by myself, watch Netflix all day, and pretend I'm still productive." - Unknown
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
4. "Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Like, what if you're allergic?" - Unknown
5. "When someone says 'no offense,' it's usually followed by something really offensive." - Unknown
6. "I don't have a drinking problem. I have a self-control problem." - Unknown
7. "Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill." - Unknown
8. "Why do we park on driveways and drive on parks?" - Unknown
9. "What's the difference between a baker and a liar? One makes bread, and one tells dough." - Unknown
10. "I'm not arguing with you, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference." - Unknown
Feel free to use these quotes as-is or modify them to fit your needs!