The perfect blend of sarcasm and humor to celebrate the end of an era (or a long, hard-earned accomplishment)! Here are some savage funny graduation quotes for high school:
1. "Congratulations, you survived high school! Now go forth and forget most of it."
2. "Four years ago, you were awkward and unsure. Today, you're slightly less awkward and still unsure. Progress!"
3. "High school is like a bad boyfriend – it's overrated, exhausting, and sometimes abusive. But hey, at least you got some good memes out of it."
4. "You did it! You managed to survive without too many existential crises or complete mental meltdowns (we hope)."
5. "What do you call a high school diploma? A piece of paper that says you're not completely lost in life yet."
6. "Remember when you thought algebra was hard? Just wait until adulthood hits and you realize math is just an excuse to make you cry yourself to sleep at night."
7. "You've reached the end of high school, where the only thing more exhausting than the coursework is trying to figure out what to wear on Fridays."
8. "Four years ago, you were excitedly thinking about how cool it would be to have a locker. Today, you're just wondering how you survived without Spotify."
9. "Congratulations, you've earned the right to complain about adulting in 5...4...3...2..."
10. "What's next? College! (Or maybe just Netflix and chillin' for a few years. No judgment.)"
11. "High school was like being stuck in a never-ending loop of cafeteria food, awkward social interactions, and trying to get out of gym class."
12. "You did it! You're now officially old enough to know better, but still young enough to not give a flying flip about what anyone thinks."
13. "Remember when you thought prom was the highlight of your high school career? Yeah, that's cute."
14. "What do you call a high school graduate with a 3.5 GPA and a social life that consists of scrolling through Instagram for hours on end?"
15. "Congratulations, you've reached the pinnacle of education! (Or at least the point where you can finally use your 'education' as an excuse to be lazy)."
Remember, these quotes are meant to be lighthearted and humorous, so don't take them too seriously (or do, we won't judge).
Congratulations on your upcoming graduation! Here are some savage funny graduation quotes that you can use to roast yourself or make fun of the whole graduation process:
1. "I'm not graduating, I'm just leaving behind a trail of procrastination and broken dreams."
2. "Four years of college and all I got was this lousy degree...and a bunch of student loans."
3. "I didn't 'study' for my exams, I just pretended to be interested in the material while secretly playing Candy Crush."
4. "My GPA is like my love life - it's had its ups and downs, but mostly just downs."
5. "I'm not graduating with honors, I'm graduating with a degree in 'I survived college on ramen noodles and Netflix'."
6. "I'm so excited to be done with school that I've already started planning my next move: finding a job that doesn't make me want to cry myself to sleep."
7. "My graduation speech is going to be all about how I didn't actually learn anything in college, but I did learn how to perfect the art of making excuses."
8. "I'm not 'graduating' - I'm just 'leaving behind my youth and entering a life of adulting'."
9. "I didn't attend classes, I attended Netflix parties with a side of Cheetos."
10. "My degree is like a participation trophy - it's a nice thing to have, but let's be real, I didn't actually earn it."
11. "Four years of college and all I got was this degree...and a bunch of useless trivia about the history of the Roman Empire."
12. "I'm not 'graduating', I'm just 'making my escape from the crushing pressure of student loans'."
13. "My graduation party is going to be all about how I survived on a diet of energy drinks and pizza for four years straight."
14. "I didn't 'study' for my exams, I just read the SparkNotes summary and called it a day."
15. "I'm not graduating with a degree in 'X', I'm graduating with a degree in 'How to Pretend Like You Know What You're Doing'."
16. "My graduation speech is going to be all about how I didn't actually learn anything in college, but I did learn how to make a mean grilled cheese sandwich."
17. "I didn't attend classes, I attended YouTube tutorials on how to make money online...and also watched cat videos."
18. "Four years of college and all I got was this degree...and a bunch of useless life skills like how to fold a fitted sheet."
19. "I'm not 'graduating', I'm just 'leaving behind my social life and entering a life of adulthood'."
20. "My graduation party is going to be all about how I survived on a diet of ramen noodles and daydreams for four years straight."
Remember, these quotes are all in good fun and meant to poke fun at the absurdities of the college experience. Congratulations again on your graduation!
Here are some savage, yet loving, graduation quotes from parents:
1. "Congratulations on not failing... I mean, congratulations on graduating!"
2. "You're finally done with school, which means you can start paying me back for all those years of tuition..."
3. "I'm so proud of the person you've become... mostly because you didn't kill anyone along the way."
4. "Welcome to the real world! Where the only thing more challenging than getting a decent Wi-Fi signal is finding a job that doesn't suck."
5. "You've officially reached the age where I can no longer be held responsible for your student loans"
6. "I'm not crying, you're just really handsome/beautiful and this moment is making me proud... okay, fine, I'm crying"
7. "You know what they say: 'The only thing more difficult than getting an A is finding a job that pays more than minimum wage' Congrats on the former, good luck with the latter!"
8. "I never thought I'd say this, but you're finally done with school and I have no idea how to adult anymore... guess we'll figure it out together?"
9. "You've survived high school, which means you can survive anything... except maybe my nagging about finding a job"
10. "As you close this chapter of your life, remember: the only thing more exhausting than studying for finals is paying off student loans"
11. "I'm so proud of the person you've become... mostly because you didn't turn into a zombie or develop a permanent attachment to Fortnite "
12. "You're now officially a grown-up, which means you can start doing my laundry and cooking dinner without being told twice"
13. "Congratulations on making it through high school! Now go get that degree, find a job, move out of the basement... and don't forget to do your own laundry"
14. "I'm not saying you're old or anything, but I remember when you were in diapers and now you're graduating from high school... what's next, retirement?"
15. "You've survived high school, which means you can survive anything... except maybe my attempts to give you life advice"
Remember, these quotes are meant to be lighthearted and playful, so don't worry if they're a little bit savage – it's all in good fun!
Funny yearbook quotes are a great way to capture the humor and personality of a group of students. Here are some examples:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
3. "I came, I saw, I conquered...the cafeteria line."
4. "My life is a blank page waiting to be filled with mistakes."
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
6. "If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me what my major was, I'd have at least 3 cents by now."
7. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed."
8. "My superpower is the ability to eat an entire pizza by myself in one sitting."
9. "If you can't take the heat, stay out of the cafeteria."
10. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not a night person...I'm a 'whenever the coffee kicks in' person."
11. "My favorite subject is nap time."
12. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
13. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up and play video games instead."
14. "My life motto is: 'I'll get around to it eventually...or not.'"
15. "I'm not a procrastinator, I just like to live life on my own terms...and those terms are usually due tomorrow."
16. "If you can't find me, check the cafeteria line or the couch in my room."
17. "My favorite thing about school is summer break."
18. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things...like playing video games."
19. "If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up, I'd have at least 5 dollars by now."
20. "My superpower is the ability to make excuses sound like they're true."
These funny yearbook quotes are great ways to capture the humor and personality of a group of students. They can be used in a variety of settings, from a high school or college yearbook to a corporate or social event.
Here are some short, funny senior quotes:
1. "I'm not old, I'm just chronologically gifted."
2. "My age is a state of mind, and mine's still 29."
3. "Seniors: where wisdom meets sarcasm."
4. "Warning: older adult behind this quote. Proceed with caution (and respect)."
5. "I may be old, but I'm not irrelevant... yet."
6. "Age is just a number, but my memory is another story."
7. "Senior discount? More like senior splurge."
8. "If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then take a nap."
9. "Old age is the best teacher, and I'm still in school."
10. "Life begins at 65... or so I've been told."
11. "My age may not be what it used to be, but my wit still is."
12. "If you can't laugh at yourself, you'll never make it to senior status."
13. "Experience is the best teacher, and I'm still in class."
14. "I'm not old; I'm just seasoned... like a fine wine."
15. "Life starts at 50... or whenever my AARP card arrives."
Remember, age is just a number, but humor is timeless!
Savage yearbook quotes are a great way to add some humor and personality to your high school or college yearbook. Here are some examples of savage yearbook quotes that might give you a good laugh:
1. "I'll never forget the time [name] wore sweatpants on Friday."
2. "[Name] is the reason I started wearing deodorant in 11th grade."
3. "To [name], who will always be remembered as the kid who ate all the pizza at lunch."
4. "If I could go back in time, I'd tell myself to sit farther away from [name] in math class."
5. "[Name] is the reason I started carrying a bottle of hand sanitizer with me at all times."
6. "To [name], who will always be remembered as the kid who thought they were cool just because they had a mustache."
7. "I'll never forget the time [name] tried to do a backflip off the bleachers and landed on their face."
8. "[Name] is the reason I started wearing earplugs during class."
9. "If I could give [name] one piece of advice, it would be to stop trying to make eye contact with people while you're eating."
10. "[Name] is the reason I started carrying a spare set of clothes in my backpack at all times."
11. "To [name], who will always be remembered as the kid who thought they were a professional skateboarder but really just fell off their board 99% of the time."
12. "I'll never forget the time [name] tried to 'accidentally' eat the entire box of donuts in the teachers' lounge."
13. "[Name] is the reason I started wearing a hat to school every day, even on sunny days."
14. "If I could go back in time, I'd tell myself to never trust [name]'s math homework again."
15. "[Name] is the reason I started carrying a spare pair of socks with me at all times."
Remember, these quotes are meant to be light-hearted and playful, so make sure they're not hurtful or mean-spirited before including them in your yearbook.
Here are some funny senior quote ideas that might be suitable for guys:
1. "I may be old, but I'm still faster than you'll ever be."
2. "Retirement is just a fancy word for 'more time to nap'."
3. "At my age, I've got more wrinkles than a Shar-Pei's face, but at least I can afford Botox now!"
4. "I've lived through so much, I've seen the rise and fall of empires... and the invention of Netflix."
5. "Older guys are like fine wine - we get better with age, and cheaper by the bottle."
6. "I may not be able to run as fast, but I can still give you a good lecture about how things used to be."
7. "I'm not old, I'm just... seasoned. Like a fine steak."
8. "If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then again, I've already tried that and it didn't work out either..."
9. "Old age is the best time of my life - I can finally wear slippers to the grocery store!"
10. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for all the napping I'll be doing."
11. "I've got a great idea for a new business venture: renting out rocking chairs to younger people who want to 'rock' around the clock"
12. "As I grow older, my memory gets better - I can remember every single one of my senior discounts!"
13. "Old guys are like fine art - we get more valuable with age... or at least that's what I keep telling my wife."
14. "I may not be able to keep up with the young folks anymore, but I still know how to use a flip phone!"
15. "At my age, I've earned the right to complain about everything... and then some!"
Remember, these are just meant to be light-hearted and humorous - senior quotes should always reflect the personality and sense of humor of the individual!
The nostalgia of high school yearbooks! Here are some short and savage yearbook quote ideas:
**Funny**
* "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
* "If anyone needs me, I'll be at the mall... or sleeping."
* "Warning: I may look cute, but don't mess with me."
**Sassy**
* "Don't @ me, I've got better things to do."
* "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
* "If you can't handle the sass, then stay out of my way."
**Realistic**
* "I survived [insert crazy high school experience here]. Barely."
* "My favorite thing about this year is that it's finally over."
* "If I had to do it again, I'd still choose the same outfit... nope, not really."
**Witty**
* "I came, I saw, I conquered... my math homework."
* "Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. Or in my case, life begins when someone else does my math homework."
* "My superpower is the ability to procrastinate until the last minute."
Remember, these are just examples! The most important thing is to make sure your yearbook quote reflects your personality and humor (or lack thereof).