Savage yearbook quotes - a delightful tradition that never fails to bring laughter and entertainment!
For those who may not be familiar, "savage" yearbook quotes are humorous, often irreverent, or playful remarks written in someone's yearbook as a way to poke fun at their friends, classmates, or even themselves. These quotes have become a beloved part of high school and college traditions.
Here are some examples of savage yearbook quotes that had us giggling:
1. "I'm not saying you're boring, but I've seen paint dry faster."
2. "You're so nice, you make me wanna be bad... just kidding, you're actually really annoying."
3. "Remember when we used to do [insert activity here]? Yeah, those were the days... or not."
4. "If I could give you a participation trophy for being alive this year, I'd totally give it to you."
5. "You're so smart, I bet you can solve world hunger... or at least figure out how to get the Wi-Fi password."
6. "I'm not saying you're lazy, but if we didn't have pizza parties during lunch, you'd probably never leave your bed."
7. "If I had a dollar for every time you [insert funny habit here], I'd be rich... or at least have enough money to buy you a nice dinner."
8. "Remember when [shared experience]? Yeah, that was awesome... except when it wasn't."
These quotes often walk the fine line between playful teasing and genuine affection, making them all the more endearing and memorable.
What are your favorite savage yearbook quotes? Do you have any personal favorites or funny stories about receiving such a quote?
Here are some funny senior quote ideas for guys:
1. "I'm not old, I'm just chronologically challenged... and also deaf, but that's a whole different story."
2. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
3. "I may be getting older, but my sense of humor is still sharp... or at least I think it is."
4. "Life begins at 65... and then you just get to start all over again with more wrinkles."
5. "My golden years are looking brighter than ever... mainly because I'm wearing reading glasses now."
6. "I've reached the age where my back goes out more often than I do."
7. "It's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I'm conserving energy... for my nap schedule."
8. "At my age, I've got more experience than most people... and also more wrinkles."
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... again."
10. "Life starts at 65... and then you get to spend the next 20 years trying to remember what you had for lunch."
11. "My memory may be slipping, but my sense of humor is still top-notch... or so I think."
12. "If I wanted to be a kid again, I'd have stayed one."
13. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just passionately opposed to mornings."
14. "My golden years are looking up... mainly because I've got more excuses for being late."
15. "At my age, I know what I want... and it's not a senior discount."
16. "Life begins at 65... and then you get to start all over again with more creaky joints."
17. "I may be getting older, but my beard is still going strong."
18. "It's not that I'm forgetful, it's just that I've got more important things on my mind... like where I put my keys."
19. "My golden years are looking bright... mainly because I've got more time to waste playing video games."
20. "I'm not old, I'm just... seasoned."
Remember, these quotes are meant to be humorous and lighthearted. The most important thing is to make your senior quote personal and meaningful to you!
Here are some funny senior quotes from movies:
1. "I'm not old, I'm just chronologically gifted." - Forrest Gump (1994)
2. "You know, I've been around for a long time. I've seen a lot of things. I've done a lot of things. And you know what? I've got the grey hair to prove it!" - Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)
3. "I'm not old, I'm just... seasoned." - The Golden Girls (TV series, 1985-1992)
4. "I may be old, but I'm still a senior citizen with a lot of spunk and energy." - Grumpy Old Men (1993)
5. "You can't teach an old dog new tricks... unless you're trying to make them more senile and confused!" - The Muppet Movie (1979)
6. "I've been around so long, I remember when people used to wear clothes on the beach." - On Golden Pond (1981)
7. "Old age is just a state of mind. And mine is not in the best of health." - Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
8. "I'm not old, I'm just... vintage." - The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2011)
9. "You can't fool an old dog with a new trick!" - The Rescuers Down Under (1990)
10. "Old age is a state of mind... and mine is in denial!" - Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)
These quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face!
Short and funny yearbook quotes can be a great way to capture the humor and personality of your friends, classmates, or teammates. Here are some ideas:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "May your days be as bright as my future is uncertain"
3. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for Netflix binges"
5. "Don't worry about me, I'll probably end up on reality TV anyway"
6. "In a world full of uncertainty, I'm stuck with this haircut"
7. "If you can read this, thank your English teacher"
8. "My future is bright, but my GPA is dim"
9. "I came, I saw, I mostly just showed up"
10. "May the odds be ever in your favor (but let's be real, they're not)"
11. "Life is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good"
12. "Don't worry about my future, I'll figure it out... or maybe not"
13. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you math homework, just pretend you lost the assignment"
14. "I'm not saying I'm a morning person, but I've mastered the art of hitting snooze 12 times"
15. "If I had to do it all again, I'd probably still choose this outfit"
16. "Life is too short to wear boring socks"
17. "Don't worry about my academic future, I'll just major in procrastination and minor in regret"
18. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours"
19. "When life gives you a participation trophy, make sure to display it proudly on your shelf"
20. "If at first you don't succeed, try again... or take a nap"
Remember to keep them light-hearted and respectful, as yearbook quotes are meant to be a celebration of your time together with friends!
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I've got some hilarious and relatable funny senior quotes for girls:
1. "Older, wiser, and still totally clueless."
2. "Senior year: where we pretend to be adults but still eat cereal for dinner."
3. "Warning: I may look like a responsible adult, but I'm actually just a senior in disguise."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... until Netflix calls."
5. "My wisdom comes from watching cat videos and eating Cheetos."
6. "Senior year: where we trade in our dignity for extra credit."
7. "If you can't take the heat, stay out of my senioritis-induced coma."
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point... while simultaneously scrolling through social media."
9. "As a senior, I've learned that adulting is overrated and pizza parties are the answer to everything."
10. "My superpower is being able to sleep through anything... except my alarm clock."
11. "I've reached the pinnacle of adulthood: wearing sweatpants on Tuesdays."
12. "Senior year: where we master the art of procrastination, Netflix binges, and eating ramen noodles for breakfast."
13. "Warning: I may be a senior, but I still have a PhD in being dramatic."
14. "My greatest accomplishment is still being able to fit into my high school jeans."
15. "I'm not old, I'm just... seasoned. Like a fine wine... or a moldy cheese plate."
Feel free to share these funny senior quotes with your friends and fellow seniors!
Savage yearbook quotes can be hilarious and entertaining. Here are some examples of funny and savage yearbook quotes:
1. "I'm not saying I'm the smartest, but I did get an A in being myself."
2. "You're a-maze-ing!"
3. "If you're reading this, it's too late."
4. "Don't worry about me, I'll be just fine...in my therapist's office."
5. "This is goodbye, and by 'goodbye', I mean see you at the reunion."
6. "To whoever is reading this, don't bother trying to reach out, I'm ghosting everyone."
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy...for Netflix binges."
8. "You're so cool, I bet you have a fan club...in your mom's basement."
9. "This yearbook is my therapy session in print form."
10. "If I were a superhero, my powers would be sarcasm and eye-rolling."
11. "Remember me? No, don't bother trying to remember me. I'm not worth it."
12. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right...in a passive-aggressive way."
13. "The most important thing I learned this year is how to adult (kind of)."
14. "If you're still reading this, you're probably my best friend...or someone who likes true crime podcasts."
15. "This year has been a wild ride...of procrastination and self-doubt."
16. "I'm not saying I'm the most interesting person, but have you seen my cat?"
17. "I hope your future is bright, but let's be real, it's probably just gonna be a bunch of bills to pay."
18. "This yearbook quote is brought to you by my crippling anxiety and existential dread."
19. "Remember when we used to stay up all night playing video games? Good times...before I got old and cranky."
20. "I'm not saying I'm the most popular, but I do have a strong following on Twitter...of people who follow me out of pity."
These are just a few examples of funny and savage yearbook quotes. Remember to keep it light-hearted and respectful when writing your own quote!
Here are some unique senior quotes that celebrate the wisdom, experience, and beauty of older adults:
1. "Age is just a number, but experience is everything."
2. "Life begins at 50... or at least that's what I keep telling myself!"
3. "I'm not old, I'm just chronologically challenged."
4. "Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes it takes a few extra years to figure out where the coffee cup is."
5. "The best things in life are free, and so is my advice... because I've been around long enough to know what works!"
6. "At my age, I'm not worried about wrinkles, I'm just trying to keep my mind from wrinkling up too much."
7. "I may be older, but I'm still getting better with time... mainly because I'm learning from all the mistakes I made earlier on!"
8. "Experience is a great teacher, and I've got plenty of experience... which is why I can now afford to buy my own wisdom books!"
9. "The secret to longevity is not just eating well and exercising, it's also making sure you're having fun along the way."
10. "Age may take its toll on our bodies, but it only adds character to our stories."
11. "I've been around long enough to know that life is full of surprises... and sometimes those surprises are just a fancy name for 'I forgot what I was doing again'."
12. "As we age, we learn to appreciate the little things in life... like not having to wear high heels anymore!"
13. "The older you get, the more you realize that time is a precious commodity... and also that it's really hard to find when you're looking for your keys."
14. "Life begins at 50 because that's when you finally learn to ignore all the things that don't matter and focus on what does!"
15. "At my age, I've learned that true beauty comes from within... or at least that's what I keep telling myself while I'm trying to get the gray hairs out of my eyebrows!"
These quotes poke fun at the challenges of aging, celebrate the wisdom and experience that come with it, and remind us that life is full of surprises and opportunities for growth, no matter how old we are!