I've got some great ones for you! Here are some short, funny, and inspirational quotes to brighten your day:
1. "Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Yoda (Star Wars)
2. "Life is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
3. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky
4. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
5. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then throw it away because it's still too sour."
6. "I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
7. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Nelson Mandela
8. "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."
9. "Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must learn to fall."
10. "Don't let yesterday take up too much of today."
11. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
12. "You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great." - Zig Ziglar
13. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
14. "It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop." - Confucius
15. "Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground." - Theodore Roosevelt
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and inspire you to take on the day!
Here are some funny yet inspiring quotes that you can use at work:
1. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. And also making a good point."
3. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
4. "When you feel like giving up, remember why you started." - Unknown
5. "Treat others with kindness, unless they're your boss. Then just nod politely and pretend you understand what they're saying."
6. "Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
7. "If at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you tried."
8. "The biggest risk is not taking any risk..." - Mark Zuckerberg
9. "Don't let yesterday take up too much of today." - Will Rogers
10. "The best way to get ahead in life is to go out and find what you're good at and stick with it. Unless it's boring, then switch."
11. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky
12. "If you want to make a good first impression, start with a good last impression." - Jay-Z
13. "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke (but let's hope it's not that serious at work!)
14. "Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive."
15. "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill
16. "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Edison
17. "You don't learn to love from age 21 from a calendar. You learn it from experience and wisdom."
18. "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself — nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
19. "When you're not sure what to do, just take a deep breath and remember that it's okay to make mistakes."
20. "Don't let fear dictate your decisions. Instead, use it as fuel for your courage."
Remember to keep it light-hearted and respectful in the workplace, and don't hesitate to share them with your colleagues or team!
I'd love to help with that! Here are some very short and funny quotes:
1. "Cats are like potato chips, can't eat just one."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "Procrastination is my superpower."
4. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for Netflix."
6. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
7. "My life is like a puzzle. But then I eat the pieces."
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
9. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."
10. "If at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you tried."
Hope these short and funny quotes bring a smile to your face!
Here are some very short, funny quotes about life:
1. "Life is like a pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
3. "Adulting is hard. That's why we have coffee and Netflix."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
5. "Life is short, but snacking is forever."
6. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
7. "Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill."
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
9. "Life hack: just pretend to know what you're doing and everyone will think you're a genius."
10. "The best way to predict your future is to invent it. Or, you know, just wing it and hope for the best."
11. "My life motto: 'I'll sleep when I'm dead.' (Or at least until my alarm clock goes off.)"
12. "The only thing more exhausting than adulting is pretending to be an adult while secretly having no idea what's going on."
13. "Life tip: when in doubt, add glitter."
14. "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space."
15. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed."
I hope these quotes give you a good chuckle and remind you that life is what you make it (and sometimes it's okay to make it weird)!
I've got a treasure trove of funny yet inspirational quotes about life and struggles for you!
1. "Life is like riding a bicycle. You have to fall off a few times before you get the hang of it." - Unknown
2. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. Unless you're having a bad hair day, then just sit back, relax, and admire your hair." - Unknown
3. "You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. And if all else fails, just pretend you're a cat and take a nap." - Unknown
4. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But first, make sure the lemons are organic and locally sourced, because, let's be real, we care about our health now." - Unknown
5. "The struggles of life are like the struggles of a cat trying to get out of a bathtub. It's messy, it's frustrating, but in the end, you'll emerge clean and refreshed (or covered in soap suds)." - Unknown
6. "You are stronger than you seem, braver than you believe, and smarter than you think. But let's be real, sometimes we all just need a nap." - Christopher Robin
7. "Life is like a puzzle. Sometimes the pieces don't fit, but that doesn't mean you should give up. Just use some glue, add a few glitter stickers, and call it 'art'." - Unknown
8. "The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move in the direction of uncertainty, and fill the void with all we are. And if that doesn't work, just eat a sandwich." - Mark Twain
9. "You can't control everything, but you can control how you react to it. Unless you're having a bad hair day, then just let your hair do what it wants – it's not like anyone's judging." - Unknown
10. "Life is 10% what happens and 90% how you react to it. Or, in other words, life is 10% getting hit with a pie and 90% laughing at the person who threw it." - Unknown
11. "When life gets tough, the tough get going. Unless they're having a Netflix binge-fest, then they just get snacks and watch more TV." - Unknown
12. "You can't always control what happens to you, but you can control how you respond to it. And if all else fails, just pretend you're a chicken and cluck your way through the struggle." - Unknown
Remember, life may be unpredictable, but with these quotes, you'll laugh, cry, and maybe even nap – and that's the most inspirational thing of all!
I'd love to share some funny yet inspirational quotes about life with you!
1. "Life is 10% what happens and 90% how you react to it. Unless you're allergic to nuts, then it's 99% what happens."
2. "You are never too old or too young to set another goal or dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis
3. "I'm not saying I've gone crazy, but I'm considering putting my cat on Instagram. That's how much fun I'm having."
4. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
5. "Life is like a camera, focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't work out, take another shot."
6. "You're not stuck in traffic unless you want to be. You're not stuck in life either. Unless you choose to be." - Unknown
7. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
8. "Life doesn't have to be perfect, but it does have to be lived." - unknown
9. "You are stronger than you seem, braver than you believe, and smarter than you think."
10. "Don't let yesterday take up too much of today." - Will Rogers
11. "Life is a journey, not a destination. Unless the destination has Wi-Fi, then it's all about the Wi-Fi."
12. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that's kinda the same thing." - Unknown
13. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then, when people ask to try some, be prepared with a nice pitcher of it."
14. "The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life which has been given to you." - Theodore Roosevelt
15. "Life is like a puzzle. Sometimes the pieces don't fit, but that's okay because you can always use glue."
These quotes aim to bring a smile to your face while also inspiring you to make the most of your life!
You want to laugh and feel a little bit of shame at the same time? Here are some funny, yet terrible, inspirational quotes:
1. "Believe you can and you're halfway there. The other half is a struggle."
2. "Success is just around the corner. Or maybe it's on the next corner. Or possibly it's in a different city altogether."
3. "Don't watch your back; someone might be trying to steal your mediocre life."
4. "You are never too old to start over... unless you're 85 and still living with your parents."
5. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then spill the lemonade all over the counter and cry about it."
6. "Chase your dreams, but not too far, or they might get away from you... like a toddler in a playground."
7. "You miss 100% of the opportunities you don't take... because you're too busy playing video games."
8. "Never give up on your goals... unless they're stupid, then just give up already."
9. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do... or at least tolerate it for the paycheck."
10. "When faced with a difficult decision, flip a coin and hope for the best."
11. "You are stronger than you think... unless you're actually quite weak in which case just try harder."
12. "Don't be afraid to take risks... but don't take too many or you'll end up like me: broke and single."
13. "The only thing necessary for the triumph of mediocrity is for people to do nothing... and also, maybe a little bit of laziness."
14. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
15. "Remember, every cloud has a silver lining... or maybe it's just a dark, foreboding cloud with no lining whatsoever."
Laugh away, but don't say I didn't warn you...
I think you're referring to the wonderful world of motivational and humorous quotes on Reddit!
Yes, there are many subreddits dedicated to sharing funny yet inspiring quotes. Here are a few popular ones:
1. **r/FunnyQuotes**: A community that shares hilarious and uplifting quotes, often with a dash of humor.
2. **r/Inspiration**: A subreddit focused on sharing motivational and inspirational content, including quotes, stories, and personal anecdotes.
3. **r/Motivation**: Another community dedicated to motivation, featuring quotes, images, and stories to help people stay motivated and inspired.
4. **r/Quotes**: A general quote-sharing community that covers a wide range of topics, including funny, inspiring, and thought-provoking quotes.
Some examples of the types of quotes you might find on these subreddits include:
* "Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
* "The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs
* "Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it." - Charles R. Swindoll
* "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis
* "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
These quotes can be a great way to brighten your day, motivate you to tackle challenges, or simply provide some food for thought.