short captions for dog lovers
Life is better with a dog.
Unconditional love on four legs.
My dog makes every day paw-some.
Dogs: the ultimate cuddle buddies.
Fetching happiness one day at a time.
Who needs a superhero when you have a dog?
Barking up the right tree with my furry friend.
Dogs leave paw prints on your heart.
Adventure awaits with my loyal companion.
Coffee and dogs: the perfect blend.
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Paw-some adventures ahead!
Life is better with a dog.
Who's a good pup?
Fur-ever my best friend.
Bark and play!
Dog hair, don't care.
Wag more, worry less.
My heart is full of fur.
Unconditional love.
Living for those puppy eyes.
Fetch and chill.
You're my favorite human.
Tail wags and happy days.
Cute as a button.
Adventure buddy for life.
cute dog captions
Who's a good boy? You are!
Pawsitively adorable!
Life is better with a wagging tail.
You're the pick of the litter.
Fur-ever my favorite companion.
Just a bundle of joy and fluff.
Puppy eyes that melt my heart.
Too cute to handle!
My little ray of sunshine with fur.
Adventures are better with a dog by your side.
You're paw-some in every way.
Cuteness overload in one furry package.
Heart full of puppy love.
The goodest of good dogs.
Snuggles and tail wags for days.
short funny dog sayings one-liners
I'm not a dog, but I play one on walks.
My dog thinks I'm a great cook – he always steals my food!
Dogs can't talk, but they sure know how to paws for effect.
I'm on a seafood diet; I see food, and my dog eats it.
Why did the dog sit in the sun? He wanted to be a hot dog!
My dog isn't spoiled; he's just well-licked.
Life is ruff, but with a dog, it's paw-some.
Dogs have owners, but cats have staff – and dogs have the best jobs.
I asked my dog for advice; he said, "Just chase your tail!"
My dog doesn't bite; he just gives enthusiastic greetings.
quotes on dogs love
"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." – Samuel Butler
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." – Josh Billings
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog." – Anonymous (often attributed to Mark Twain)
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." – Roger Caras
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does." – Christopher Morley
"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven." – James Thurber
"Happiness is a warm puppy." – Charles M. Schulz
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"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." – Josh Billings
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." – Roger Caras
"The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be." – Konrad Lorenz
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does." – Christopher Morley
"A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad." – Unknown
"The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog." – M.K. Clinton
"Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." – Anatole France
short funny dog quotes about humans
Humans: They say 'stay' but then leave for hours. So rude!
Why do humans throw the ball and then act surprised when I bring it back covered in slobber?
I let my human think they're in charge, but we both know who controls the treats.
Humans wear clothes to look fancy, but I'm the one who's always in style—naked!
If humans napped as much as I do, the world would be a lot less stressed.
Why do humans talk on those shiny boxes? I'd rather chase my tail.
Humans think they're smart, but they still can't sniff out a good spot to dig.
short funny dog quotes for instagram
"I'm not spoiled, my dog just loves me a little extra."
"Life is ruff without a dog to share it with."
"Dogs: because who else will judge you silently while you eat?"
"My dog thinks I'm a snack, but I'm just the treat giver."
"Who needs therapy when you have a dog that wags away your problems?"
"I'm not lazy, I'm in doggy downtime mode."
"If my dog doesn't like you, we can't be friends—it's that simple."
"Dogs are like potato chips: you can never have just one, and they're always a good idea."
"My dog's favorite hobby is pretending my lap is a throne."
"Home is where the dog hair is, and that's just perfect."