Here are some short and funny quotes from Friends:
1. "How you doin'?" - Joey
2. "We were on a break!" - Ross
3. "I'll be there for you" - Phoebe (Theme song)
4. "It's a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter." - Joey
5. "Pivot!" - Rachel and Monica
6. "Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?" - Phoebe
7. "Could I BE any more... [insert phrase here]?" - Michael Scott (not really a Friends quote, but it's often referenced in the show!)
8. "We're not supposed to have favorite chairs!" - Chandler
Hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
You want some Crazy Ex-Girlfriend quotes that are both funny and memorable? Here are a few:
1. "I'm a 28-year-old woman, living in a world where the most important thing is being married by 30. I've got a whole Instagram to prove it!" - Rebecca Bunch
2. "Why do we always have to make everything so complicated? Can't we just be like, 'Hey, let's just eat pizza and watch Netflix'?" - Heather Davis
3. "I'm not saying I'm a control freak, but I've got a spreadsheet for my emotions." - Rebecca Bunch
4. "This is the worst date ever. It's like being trapped in a never-ending nightmare... of awkward silence!" - Josh Chan
5. "I'm trying to be positive, but it's hard when you're stuck in a small town with only 10,000 people and 9,999 of them are married with kids." - Rebecca Bunch
And here are some funny quotes about relationships:
1. "You know what they say: 'Love is like a rollercoaster.' Except that's not true. Love is like a never-ending cycle of anxiety and disappointment!" - Rebecca Bunch
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference." - Greg Serrano
3. "What's the point of even having feelings if you're just going to hide them behind a mask of indifference?" - Josh Chan
4. "You know what they say: 'Opposites attract.' Except in my case, opposites repel each other with extreme prejudice." - Rebecca Bunch
5. "Love is like math. If you add up all the good times and subtract all the bad times, it's usually just 0." - Josh Chan
I hope these quotes give you a good laugh!
Here are some funny and relatable memes and friendship quotes:
**Memes:**
1. [Image of two friends hugging] When your friend is always there for you, even when they're not.
2. [Image of a cat and dog cuddling] When your friends are your ride or dies
3. [Image of two friends laughing] When laughter is the best medicine (and also the only medicine)
4. [Image of a friend giving a thumbs up] When your friend has got your back (and also your front, and sides...)
5. [Image of two friends making silly faces] When you and your friends are too cool for school
**Quotes:**
1. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you're a good egg even though you're half-cracked."
2. "Friendship is the only thing in life that will never ask you for anything, except maybe to help it move on Saturday."
3. "I'm not saying we're weirdos, but our friendship is basically just an excuse to eat ice cream together."
4. "You can't buy love, but you can buy ice cream and that's kind of the same thing"
5. "What's the point of having friends if you can't make fun of each other?"
6. "If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me how my day was going, I'd have enough money to take my friend out for coffee."
7. "Our friendship is like a pizza, even when it gets old and crusty, it's still pretty good"
8. "Friendship is the glue that holds all relationships together, except when it doesn't, then it's just sticky"
**More Memes:**
1. [Image of two friends holding hands] When your friend is always down to grab coffee...or anything else
2. [Image of a friend giving a high-five] When you and your friends are ready to take on the world (or at least your couch)
3. [Image of two friends making a silly face] When your friendship is all about being ridiculous together
Here are some funny friend quotes that you can use on Instagram:
1. "Friends don't let friends sleep alone... unless it's a Tuesday night and we all just want to rewatch The Office again" #friendgoals
2. "My friends are my ride or die, except for the one who ate the last slice of pizza without asking. That one can stay gone" #squad
3. "You're not stuck with me because you have to be... but also because we're stuck together like glue and I'm not letting go" #besties
4. "I don't always say what's on my mind, but when I do, it's usually because someone else said something stupid first" #friendquotes
5. "If my friends were a pizza topping, they'd be the extra cheese – unnecessary, but always a good idea" #funnyfriends
6. "The only thing more important than our friendship is Netflix and chill... with no actual chilling happening, of course" #bromance
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. (Thanks for listening, friend!)" #bestiesonly
8. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When friends give you a bad joke, just laugh and pretend it was on purpose" #squadgoals
9. "I don't have a 'type'... I just have friends who are all the same: crazy, beautiful, and always up for an adventure" #friendlove
10. "My friends are my favorite people to hang out with... unless we're at the movies and someone insists on watching rom-coms. Then it's anyone's game" #funnyfriends
Feel free to use these quotes as inspiration or copy-paste them directly onto your Instagram post!
I've got some crazy, funny, and heartwarming best friend quotes for you!
1. "Best friends are like glue. Even when you're apart, they stick with you."
2. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
3. "My best friend is the one person who knows where I am hiding my snacks."
4. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy pizza and invite your best friends over."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on best friend time. That's two hours from now."
6. "Best friends are like diamonds – rare, precious, and always sparkly."
7. "If my best friend is in a bad mood, I'll be right there with them...and then we'll both be in a worse mood because of the terrible advice I give"
8. "A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you are an omelette."
9. "The greatest gift is to give someone your best friend time."
10. "I don't know what's more toxic, my diet or my friendship with this one person...just kidding, it's the diet"
11. "Best friends are like superheroes – they save us from ourselves and make us feel like we're flying (even when we're just sitting on the couch)."
12. "If I had to choose between being a superhero and having best friends who are also superheroes, I'd choose the latter."
13. "The only thing more powerful than friendship is a strong Wi-Fi signal."
14. "Best friends are the people you can trust with your deepest secrets...or just the people you can share memes with"
15. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you best friends, make memories (and then forget what happened)"
16. "I'd rather be stuck in an elevator with my best friend than alone on a deserted island."
17. "Best friends are like puzzle pieces – they fit perfectly together, even when we're driving each other crazy"
18. "If I could choose to relive any moment, it would be the one where my best friend convinced me to eat that questionable leftover pizza "
19. "The only thing better than having a best friend is having a best friend who also has a sense of humor about your weirdness."
20. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right...and then my best friend tells me the same thing"
Hope these quotes made you LOL and feel all the feels!
I've got some great ones!
Here are some funny "Friends" quotes about life:
1. **Monica:** "It's a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter." (Season 2, Episode 14)
* About: How silly it is to argue over something that doesn't really matter.
2. **Rachel:** "I'll be there for you... because I'm a good friend!" (Season 3, Episode 1)
* About: Being a true friend and having each other's backs.
3. **Chandler:** "Could I BE any more...?" (Multiple episodes)
* About: Over-the-top reactions to everyday situations.
4. **Joey:** "How you doin'?" (Multiple episodes)
* About: A cheesy pickup line that becomes a catchphrase.
5. **Phoebe:** "Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?" (Season 2, Episode 2)
* About: The absurdity of life and the importance of humor.
6. **Monica:** "We're not superstitious, we just have good luck... I'm Monica!" (Season 5, Episode 12)
* About: How sometimes things seem to go right or wrong for no reason at all.
7. **Ross:** "It's a dinosaur, it's a dinosaur! Oh, look, a pterodactyl!" (Season 2, Episode 14)
* About: The excitement and wonder of discovering something new.
8. **Chandler:** "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" (Season 3, Episode 11)
* About: The importance of finding humor even in tough situations.
These quotes capture some of the show's most iconic moments and themes, from friendship to relationships to everyday life.
Here are some funny friendship memes and short quotes:
**Memes:**
1. When your friend asks you to hang out at 10 PM on a Tuesday
[Image of a cat with a "Ugh, really?" expression]
2. When your friend is being extra dramatic
[Image of a llama wearing sunglasses and a "Honey, I'm fine" expression]
3. When your friend is trying to convince you to try something new
[Image of a pug in a superhero cape with the caption "TRUST ME, IT'LL BE FUN!"]
4. When your friend is being super lazy
[Image of a sloth with the caption "I'm not sleeping, I'm just recharging my friendship batteries"]
5. When your friend says something ridiculous
[Image of a cartoon character with a "What? No way!" expression]
**Short Quotes:**
1. "Friendship isn't about who you know, it's about who knows you're crazy."
2. "I don't need a map to find my way back to you... just give me Wi-Fi and snacks."
3. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy pizza, and that's kinda the same thing."
4. "Some friendships are like pizza: even when they're bad, they're still pretty good."
5. "My friends are my everything, except for food... that's a close second."
6. "Friendship is like pizza delivery: it's always there when you need it, and it never gets old."
7. "I don't know what I'd do without my friends... probably just eat Cheetos in bed all day."
These are just a few examples of funny friendship memes and short quotes. I hope they bring a smile to your face!
Here are some funny friendship quotes from movies:
1. "You complete me." - Jerry Maguire (1996)
This iconic line between Tom Cruise and Renée Zellweger's characters is a classic expression of the importance of having someone by your side.
2. "I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me." - Wayne's World (1992)
Wayne (Mike Myers) and Garth (Dana Carvey) have many hilarious moments in this movie, but this quote about being true to oneself is a great reminder of the importance of having friends who accept you for who you are.
3. "You had me at 'hello'." - Jerry Maguire (1996)
Another classic line from Jerry Maguire, this one highlights the idea that sometimes it only takes a simple phrase or gesture to make someone feel seen and understood.
4. "We're not just friends, we're like two peas in a pod... or more like two peas in a weirdly-shaped pod with some missing peas." - The Big Sick (2017)
This quote from Kumail Nanjiani's character is a great representation of the ups and downs that can come with having close relationships.
5. "You know what they say: 'Friends are like siblings, except you don't get to choose them'." - My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)
Julianne Potter (Julia Roberts) says this line in response to her friend Michael's (Dermot Mulroney) comment about how friends can be just as important as family. It highlights the idea that we often have limited control over who our close relationships are with, but that doesn't mean they're any less valuable.
6. "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way." - Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Eddie Valiant (Bob Hoskins) says this line to Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner), and it's a great representation of how our friends can often see us in a more positive light than we see ourselves.
7. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - The Princess Bride (1987)
Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin) says this line to Westley (Cary Elwes), and it highlights the importance of having friends who are there for us through thick and thin.
8. "You're my best friend, okay? I don't care what anyone else thinks." - The Breakfast Club (1985)
Claire (Molly Ringwald) says this line to Bender (Judd Nelson), highlighting the idea that our closest relationships can transcend even the most significant differences between us.
9. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - The Big Sick (2017)
This quote from Kumail Nanjiani's character is a great representation of the quirky and offbeat humor that can come with having close relationships.
10. "You know what they say: 'Friends are like pizza, even when they're bad, they're still pretty good'." - Elf (2003)
Buddy (Will Ferrell) says this line to Jovie (Zooey Deschanel), and it's a great representation of the idea that our friends can bring joy and positivity into our lives, even on their worst days.