I've got a bunch of those! Here are some short, funny, and motivating sayings to help you get pumped up:
1. "You're not lazy, you're just on energy-saving mode."
2. "Believe you can, believe you can't. Either way, you're right."
3. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does: keep going!"
4. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. And also the ones you do take, but that's not the point."
5. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing."
6. "Your only limitation is your own imagination."
7. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But then, like, make a margarita with it because priorities."
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
9. "Remember that guy who didn't listen? Yeah, don't be that guy."
10. "You're never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."
11. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do."
12. "Don't let yesterday take up too much of today."
13. "Take calculated risks; grab life boldly and shout 'Woo!'"
14. "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It's the coffee that really matters."
15. "The biggest risk is not taking any risk... so go ahead and take a leap (of faith)!"
16. "Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you stop pedaling."
17. "You're stronger than you think, braver than you feel, and smarter than you know."
18. "Do something today that your future self will thank you for."
19. "The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. So go ahead, be bold!"
20. "The only thing holding you back is the idea that you can't do it."
I hope these funny motivational sayings bring a smile to your face and some inspiration to your day!
I love 'em! Here are some very short and funny quotes:
1. "Cats don't have owners, they have staff."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "Wine: because adulting is hard."
4. "Donuts are like hugs for my stomach."
5. "Procrastination: the art of doing nothing successfully."
6. "My life is a mess, but my hair is fine."
7. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
9. "Chocolate makes everything better... including my mood, my relationships, and my waistline."
10. "Life hack: just pretend you're a chicken and cluck your way through the day."
11. "Coffee fuels my sass."
12. "My cat's name is 'Dinner' – don't ask how I came up with that."
13. "Today's goals: eat pizza, watch Netflix, forget about responsibilities"
14. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you onions, just cry."
15. "I'm not a morning person... or an afternoon person... or an evening person."
Hope these short funny quotes put a smile on your face!
I've got some funny ones for you!
Here are some humorous motivational sayings to help you strive for success:
1. "You're not lazy, just on energy-saving mode."
2. "Success is just a few 'try again's away."
3. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does: keep going."
4. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then drink it and forget about the lemons."
5. "You're not stuck in a rut, you're just re-grading the terrain to get to the top of the hill."
6. "Don't worry if your first attempt at something doesn't work out; that's what Google is for."
7. "Chase your dreams, and if they don't catch up, chase them some more. And if they still don't catch up, grab a snack and try again in 30 minutes."
8. "You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in the game of life."
9. "Don't give up; you're probably just having a bad 5 minutes (or 5 hours, or 5 days...)."
10. "Success is the result of hard work, dedication, and a pinch of humor to not take yourself too seriously."
11. "When in doubt, add glitter. And then add more glitter. And maybe some confetti."
12. "You're not failing; you're just experiencing 'creative recalibration.'"
13. "Don't let fear hold you back; unless it's the fear of public speaking. In that case, take a deep breath and pretend you're a chicken."
14. "Success is like baking a cake: you need to mix it up (get a little messy), put in the effort (stir it up), and don't be afraid to add a pinch of humor (sprinkle some laughter on top)."
15. "Remember, every setback is an opportunity to learn... or make a funny joke about it."
I hope these funny motivational sayings inspire you to keep pushing forward and having fun along the way!
Here are some funny motivational sayings for students:
1. "You're not lazy, you're just on energy-saving mode... like your phone."
2. "Caffeine is the answer to all your problems... and also the reason why you can't sleep tonight."
3. "Remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then promptly forget where you put the glass because it's 3 AM."
4. "You're one step closer to graduation every time you open a new tab on your laptop"
5. "Your brain may be tired, but your Netflix queue is never too full "
6. "The only thing more exhausting than studying for an exam is pretending to enjoy small talk with your parents about it."
7. "Don't worry if you don't get it right the first time... or the fifth... or the 10th. You can always order takeout"
8. "When in doubt, just Google it... and then immediately regret not studying harder in high school"
9. "You're not procrastinating, you're just researching the best way to research "
10. "Just remember, no one expects you to actually do your reading assignment on time"
11. "It's okay if you don't know what to major in... yet. You can always just wing it and become a professional Netflix binge-watcher"
12. "Your professors may think you're being rebellious when you ask for an extension, but really you're just reorganizing your priorities "
13. "The secret to productivity is not actually doing the work... but making a to-do list that looks impressive "
14. "Don't worry if you feel like you're falling behind... you can always take a detour and watch cat videos"
15. "Just keep in mind, your parents will still love you even when they find out you've been playing Solitaire for the past 3 hours"
These funny motivational sayings are meant to poke fun at the struggles of being a student, while also reminding them that it's okay to not have it all together (all the time).
I've got some funny ones for you! Here are some humorous motivational sayings about life:
1. "Life is like a puzzle, except the pieces don't fit and it's not fun."
2. "You're never too old to start over... unless you're a grandma trying to learn TikTok"
3. "Don't watch too much Netflix, or you'll end up with a master's degree in binge-watching"
4. "Life is 10% what happens, and 90% how you react... or it could be the other way around, I'm still figuring that out"
5. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy pizza, and that's kind of the same thing"
6. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do... unless you're doing something boring, in which case just pretend"
7. "Life is short, but taxes are forever"
8. "Don't worry about making mistakes, just worry about making them again and again and again"
9. "You don't have to be great to start, but if you want to be great, you have to start... unless you're a professional procrastinator"
10. "The key to success is to stay motivated... or just stay awake"
11. "Life is like a game of Jenga, except the pieces are your relationships and the whole thing might collapse at any moment"
12. "You can't change the past, but you can change how much you regret it"
13. "The only thing more exhausting than adulting is pretending to be an adult"
14. "Don't stress about what others think... unless you're trying out for a reality TV show"
15. "Life is 50% planning and 50% improvisation... or is it the other way around? Hmm, might need to reevaluate my priorities"
Remember, laughter is the best medicine, unless you have actual medicine, in which case take that too!
I love a good dose of humor with my inspiration! Here are some funny, yet still somewhat inspirational, quotes:
1. "Believe you can and you're halfway there. The other half is just as hard to do."
2. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone."
4. "You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great... or at least moderately decent."
5. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then spill the lemonade and make a mess because you're still learning to adult."
6. "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It's just a minor setback that will probably get better with therapy."
7. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... unless you're really bad at sports, then you might actually hit something by mistake."
8. "Do something today that your future self will thank you for. Like eating a salad."
9. "It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. Unless you're trying to get somewhere on time, then it matters a lot."
10. "You are never too old or too young to set another goal and to work towards achieving it. Or, you know, just take a nap if that's what you need."
11. "The best way to predict your future is to invent it... or at least make a vague plan for the next few days."
12. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
13. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy pizza and that's kinda the same thing, right?"
14. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do... or at least pretend to like it when your boss asks how things are going."
15. "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work... yet."
Remember, these quotes might not be the most profound or serious, but they can still bring a smile and a spark of motivation!
I love it! Here are some funny and inspiring work quotes to brighten up your day:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. It's a work thing."
2. "My work is my passion. And my passion is my therapist."
3. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone."
5. "You miss 100% of the opportunities you don't take. Unless you're at lunch. Then you should definitely finish your sandwich first."
6. "What's the point of having a work-life balance when the best part of life is at work?"
7. "I'm not saying I'm procrastinating, but I just found an amazing cat video and... oh wait, it's Monday already?"
8. "When in doubt, add more coffee. And then more. And maybe some cream."
9. "The only thing worse than working on a project you hate is being stuck with someone who loves it."
10. "If you're not making mistakes, you're not trying hard enough. Unless you're trying to make a sandwich. Then please don't try too hard or you'll end up with a mess."
11. "I'm not arguing; I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
12. "Don't worry if your work isn't perfect. It's not like it's going on a resume or anything (oh wait, it totally is)."
13. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you deadlines, just pretend they're not there and hope for the best."
14. "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."
15. "The only thing more exhausting than working all day is pretending to be interested in your coworker's cat pictures during work hours."
I hope these quotes bring some humor and inspiration to your workday!
Here are some very short, funny quotes about life:
1. "Life is like a pizza: even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
2. "Adulting is hard. Can I just have a nap instead?"
3. "Life hack: coffee. That's it. Just coffee."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
5. "My life is like a video game: sometimes you win, sometimes you die...and sometimes you just get stuck on the same level forever"
6. "Procrastination is my superpower...or so I keep telling myself "
7. "Life is short, but that's what makes it so delicious (like a good ice cream)"
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
9. "Adult life: where you trade in your freedom for a mortgage and a 401k"
10. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried...and then try again "
11. "Life is like a box of chocolates: sometimes it's sweet, sometimes it's sour, but mostly it's just weird."
12. "My life motto: 'I'm not lost, I'm just on an extended detour'"
13. "Problems are like pizza toppings: you can't have too many"
14. "Life is short, but that doesn't mean you can't make the most of it...or at least take a good nap"
15. "What's the difference between a good and bad day? About 10 minutes."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!