I've got some great ones!
1. "Friends are the siblings God forgot to give you."
2. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy pizza and that's kinda the same thing with friends."
3. "A friend is someone who knows your song and sings it back to you."
4. "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space...and if you don't have friends, you're probably in a cardboard box"
5. "Friends are the ones who make you laugh even when you're feeling down. And also the ones who make you feel guilty for eating their last slice of pizza."
6. "You can't choose your family, but you can choose your friends...and if they don't like pizza, it's probably a good thing"
7. "Friends are like pizza toppings – sometimes they're cheesy, sometimes they're spicy, and sometimes they're just plain weird "
8. "The best way to make your friends happy is to give them what they want: attention, affection, or a slice of pizza"
9. "True friendship can melt even the coldest of hearts...or at least get you to share their Netflix password."
10. "Friendship is like a pizza delivery – it's always a good idea, and it usually shows up when you need it most"
Hope these short funny quotes about friends bring a smile to your face!
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is a hilarious show with many quotable moments! Here are some funny quotes from the show:
1. "I'm not crazy, my love life is just a really bad investment!" - Rebecca Bunch
2. "You're like a vegan at a BBQ, I just want to ignore you and hope you go away." - Josh Chan
3. "I'm a walking disaster, but I'm a disaster with a heart of gold...and also some emotional baggage." - Rebecca Bunch
4. "What's the point of having a crush if you can't even tell your best friend about it?" - Valencia Perez
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not a night person, I'm an 'when-the-coffee-kicks-in' person." - Darryl Whitefeather
6. "You're like a puzzle, except the pieces are all wrong and the picture is of a cat with its face on fire." - Rebecca Bunch (about Josh)
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy...for eating Cheetos." - Josh Chan
8. "My love life is like a failed science experiment – it's messy, it's confusing, and it's probably going to blow up in my face." - Rebecca Bunch
9. "What do you call a group of cows taking a math test? A moo-ment of truth!" - Darryl Whitefeather
10. "You're like a bad haircut – I know it's not good, but I'm too embarrassed to change it." - Josh Chan (about Rebecca)
These quotes showcase the show's witty humor and relatable characters. Do you have a favorite quote or character from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend?
I'd be happy to help with that! Here are some funny friendship quotes and memes:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on friendship time." (Meme: a picture of a couch potato with a clock in the background)
2. "Friendship is like pizza - even when it's bad, it's still pretty good." (Quote)
3. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all." (Meme: a collage of friends doing silly things together)
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference." (Meme: a picture of two friends with thought bubbles and speech bubbles)
5. "You're my person. My partner in crime. My ride or die." (Quote)
6. "Life is better with friends who make you laugh, even when they're being ridiculous." (Meme: a picture of friends laughing at a silly joke)
7. "Friendship is the best, especially when it involves food and wine." (Quote)
8. "I'm not saying I'm addicted to our friendship, but I'm definitely thinking about us right now." (Meme: a picture of a person staring at their phone with a thought bubble)
9. "We're like two peas in a pod - except one pea is slightly more mature and responsible." (Quote)
10. "I'm so glad we're friends. You're the peanut butter to my jelly, or the Merlot to my pizza night." (Meme: a picture of friends sharing a plate of food with wine glasses)
Some funny friendship memes:
* A picture of two friends trying to take a selfie together, but one friend's face is blurry and they're making silly faces.
* A meme about having "bestie" level knowledge about each other's habits and quirks, like knowing exactly when your friend will wake up or what they'll order for lunch.
* A picture of friends doing karaoke together, with captions like "We may not be the best singers, but we're definitely the most enthusiastic."
* A meme about having inside jokes that only you and your friend understand, with a picture of two friends laughing together at something only they find funny.
I hope these quotes and memes bring a smile to your face!
I've got a treasure trove of crazy, funny, and amazing best friend quotes for you! Here are some of the most iconic and hilarious ones:
1. "You're my person, my partner in crime, my forever friend, and also the only person who can tolerate me 24/7."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like your phone when it's charging."
3. "We may not have matching tattoos or a joint bank account, but we're still married to each other in our hearts (and also our brains)."
4. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night."
5. "I'm not saying you're weird, but... okay, I am saying that you're weird, and that's why I love you."
6. "Best friends: where 'I'll kill you' means 'I'll help you move' and 'You're a menace' means 'You're my person'."
7. "When we were kids, our parents told us to be kind to others. Little did they know, I'd be kind to you for the rest of my life."
8. "We may not have the same taste in music, but we both love yelling at the radio when someone's singing off-key."
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... which is exactly what best friends do."
10. "You're my forever friend, my partner in shenanigans, and also the only person who doesn't think I'm crazy for eating ice cream for breakfast."
11. "We're not just best friends; we're co-conspirators in a lifelong game of 'Who Can Make Each Other Laugh the Hardest'."
12. "Our friendship is like a fine wine – it gets better with age, and also makes me feel old and tired sometimes."
13. "You're my ride-or-die, my Hufflepuff to my Slytherin, my Merlot to my pizza night (you get the idea)."
14. "I love you more than I love pizza, and that's a lot because I really love pizza."
15. "Our friendship is like a bad joke – it never gets old, it's always embarrassing, but we're both too invested to stop laughing."
These quotes are just a taste of the crazy, funny, and amazing best friend jokes out there. Share them with your BFF (or not) and enjoy the laughter!
Here are some funny friendship quotes that are short and meme-worthy:
1. "You're not my real friend if you don't have my back... or my snacks."
2. "Friendship goals: Being able to make each other laugh, even on a Tuesday"
3. "My friends are my rock, my confidants, and my partners in crime (mostly just the last one)"
4. "You're not a real friend if you don't have at least 5 inside jokes together"
5. "Friendship is the best: It's like having a permanent sleepover, but without the embarrassment of wearing PJs to school the next day"
6. "My friends are my favorite people to hang out with... even when I'm hanging out alone"
7. "Friendship is like pizza - even when it's bad, it's still pretty good"
8. "You're not a real friend if you don't have at least one embarrassing story about each other"
9. "I don't need a special day to appreciate my friends... but I'll take the excuse anyway"
10. "My friends are the best - they put up with me even when I'm being ridiculous (which is most of the time)"
11. "Friendship is the answer to all of life's problems... or at least that's what my friends tell me"
12. "You're not a real friend if you don't have a shared love of memes and GIFs"
I hope these quotes are short, funny, and meme-worthy enough for your friendship needs!
What a great idea! Here are some funny friends quotes that you can use on Instagram:
**Friendship Quotes**
1. "My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." - Unknown
2. "Friends: they're not just people, they're experiences waiting to happen." - Unknown
3. "A good friend knows all your angles. A best friend knows all your flaws, and still loves you." - Unknown
**Laughter and Good Times**
1. "Good friends are like stars - they light up the world for you." - Unknown
2. "Laughter is contagious. Let's catch it together!" - Unknown
3. "Surround yourself with people who make you laugh, make you think, and make you feel good about yourself." - Unknown
**Truthful Friendships**
1. "A true friend doesn't care what you did last night." - Unknown
2. "You don't always have to agree with someone to be friends with them." - Unknown
3. "Friendship is the only thing that matters, because that's where real love begins." - Unknown
**Inspirational Quotes**
1. "The greatest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams." - Oprah Winfrey (great for friends who are always up for a challenge!)
2. "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis (perfect for friends who inspire each other)
3. "Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt (a great reminder for friends who support each other)
**Short and Sweet**
1. "Friends forever!"
2. "You're my person."
3. "Laughter is the best medicine"
Feel free to use these quotes on your Instagram posts, stories, or reels!
What a great idea! Here are some funny friendship quotes from movies:
1. "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way." - Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) - A classic quote about the ups and downs of female friendships.
2. "We're like two peas in a pod, except one pea is a little more... pea-like than the other." - Lloyd, Say Anything... (1989) - A funny take on how friends can complement each other's quirks.
3. "You're my best friend, buddy! You're the only one I know who doesn't think I'm a total weirdo!" - Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber (1994) - A hilarious quote about embracing each other's eccentricities.
4. "We may not have had the most conventional friendship, but we've always been there for each other." - Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001) - A heartwarming quote about the importance of having friends who accept you for who you are.
5. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber To (2014) - Another funny quote from the same franchise, highlighting how friends can poke fun at each other's quirks.
These quotes capture the humor, heart, and playfulness that come with having close friendships.
I've got some hilarious and relatable female friendship quotes for you!
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on female friendship time."
2. "Why did the girl bring a ladder to the party? Because she wanted to take her friendships to new heights!"
3. "Female friendships are like pizza – even when they're bad, they're still pretty great."
4. "Warning: my friendship is not a drill. It's a real-life superhero sidekick situation."
5. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you female friends, make memories and laughter!"
6. "Squad goals? More like squad woes – we're all just trying to adult together"
7. "Female friendships are the answer to every question: 'What's for dinner?' 'Who's the real MVP?'"
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... in a friendship that never gets old"
9. "Friendship is the best – except when it's not. Then we all just gang up on each other and eat ice cream "
10. "If your friend can't handle you being a hot mess, then she ain't your real friend!"
11. "Female friendships are like good wine – they only get better with age (and a few bad decisions)"
12. "When in doubt, add more coffee and female friends"
13. "Friendship is the key to a happy life – or at least a happy Instagram feed"
14. "Sisters for life, except when we have to share a bathroom"
15. "If your friend says 'I'm fine,' but you know they're not, then you do their dishes and pretend it's a spa day"
Hope these quotes made you LOL and feel grateful for the amazing women in your life!