Here are some short and funny quotes about friendship:
1. "Friendship is the only thing that can make you happy even when you're sad."
2. "You can't buy friends, but you can buy pizza and invite them over."
3. "Friends are the siblings God forgot to give you."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. Thanks for listening, friend!"
5. "Life is like a game of Jenga. Sometimes you need to take a piece out and move on."
6. "The best way to make sure your friends are telling the truth is to ask them what they're lying about."
7. "A good friend knows all your story, a best friend makes you chapter one."
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like eating."
9. "Friends are like pizza because even when they're bad, they can still be pretty good."
10. "True friends stab you in the front."
11. "My friends say I'm crazy, but that's okay. I'm still gonna do it anyway."
12. "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space."
13. "What's a best friend? A best friend is someone who knows how to make you laugh even when you're crying."
14. "Friendship isn't about being inseparable, it's about being separated and nothing changes."
15. "You can't have too many close friends... unless one of them is your mom-in-law."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
Crazy Friends is a hilarious show! Here are some funny quotes from the show:
1. "You're not a real friend if you don't make fun of each other." - Chelsea
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Chelsea
3. "That's not a thing, it's a Chelsea!" - Blair
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Max
5. "You're not a real woman if you don't have a boyfriend." - Jordan
6. "I'm not crazy, my parents are." - Chelsea
7. "If I wanted to hear the truth, I'd put a piece of tape recorder on your mouth and play it back later." - Chelsea
8. "You're not a real person if you don't have at least three ex-boyfriends." - Blair
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours." - Jordan
10. "If friendship were a math problem, we'd all be 2+2=5...and then we'd divide by zero and suddenly we're at a party!" - Max
These quotes capture the show's humor and wit, showcasing the friends' silly antics and witty banter.
Here are some funny friendship quotes and memes that you might enjoy:
**Friendship Quotes:**
1. "A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're half-cracked." - Unknown
2. "I'm not saying my friends are weird, but we had to update our wills after the last game night."
3. "Friendship isn't about who you can count on; it's about how much you want to count on them."
4. "My friends and I have a mutual understanding: we're all losers together."
5. "A friend is someone who knows your dark secrets, but also knows how to make you laugh."
**Funny Friendship Memes:**
1. [Image of two friends sitting on the couch]
Friend 1: "I'm so done with adulting."
Friend 2: "Same. Let's just eat Cheetos and watch cat videos all day."
2. [Image of a friend giving another friend a high-five]
Caption: When your friend does something stupid, but you're still proud of them
3. [Image of two friends having a Netflix marathon]
Caption: The circle of life: binge-watching TV shows together forever
4. [Image of a friend trying to cook in the kitchen]
Caption: When you realize your friend can't even boil water
5. [Image of a friend giving another friend a piggyback ride]
Caption: When someone is too lazy to walk, but still wants to be close
**More Quotes and Memes:**
1. "A friend who knows your deepest fears and still chooses to hang out with you? That's true friendship."
2. [Image of two friends eating pizza together]
Caption: The answer to every question: Pizza.
3. "Friends are the ones who know us at our worst, but still choose to be around us."
4. [Image of a friend giving another friend a hug]
Caption: When you need a reminder that your friend loves and accepts you for who you are
5. "Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
I hope these quotes and memes bring a smile to your face!
Here are some funny quotes about friendship in English:
1. "Friendship is the only thing that makes me feel like I'm not alone in my weirdness." - Unknown
2. "I don't always have a good time, but with you, I can have a bad one and still be happy." - Unknown
3. "You are the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night." - Unknown
4. "Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth." - Unknown
5. "When in doubt, text a friend. When in trouble, text a friend. When in existential crisis, just send a meme and hope they laugh." - Unknown
6. "Why did we become friends? Because we both knew that if one of us got hurt, the other would be there to make fun of them and then heal their wounds with beer." - Unknown
7. "I'm not saying I'm addicted to our friendship, but if I had a dollar for every time we hung out this week, I'd have at least $3." - Unknown
8. "We're like two peas in a pod, except one pea is always getting us into trouble and the other pea is always covering for them." - Unknown
9. "Why do friends make the best memories? Because they're usually the ones taking the worst photos." - Unknown
10. "You're my person. You're the one I call when I'm bored, or sad, or just need someone to watch me eat ice cream in bed." - Unknown
11. "We don't have to talk every day. We can just send each other memes and know that we're still friends." - Unknown
12. "Friendship is a bond that's stronger than any chain, except maybe the one holding you back from doing something stupid like skydiving without a parachute." - Unknown
13. "When I say 'I'm fine', what I mean is: 'Please don't make me talk about my feelings right now.' But with you, I can be like, 'Hey, I'm really struggling and I need your help.'" - Unknown
14. "We may not have been the best friends in high school, but we're definitely the most nostalgic." - Unknown
15. "You're my homegirl, my homie, my whatever-the-heck-you-want-to-be-called-my-friend." - Unknown
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and remind you of the joys of having great friends!
I've got you covered! Here are some crazy, funny, and best-friend-worthy quotes:
1. "You're not my real friend because if you were, you'd have gotten me a beer by now."
2. "Why did we become friends? I think it's because we both like making poor life choices together."
3. "I don't know what's more impressive, your ability to eat an entire pizza by yourself or your ability to fit into those skinny jeans."
4. "You're my person. My partner in crime. My accomplice in all things wrong."
5. "If I had a dollar for every time we've stayed up till 3 am talking about nothing, I'd have at least $50 and a severe case of insomnia."
6. "You know what they say: 'A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.' Yeah, that's not a thing, but if it was, we'd be best friends."
7. "We're like two peas in a pod, except one pea is slightly more functional and less likely to eat an entire pizza by myself."
8. "I'm not saying we're weird, but our friendship is basically just us making fun of each other's dad jokes and eating Cheetos all day."
9. "If I had to choose between being friends with you or having a functioning social life, I'd choose you. But only because that sounds like way more fun."
10. "You're my best friend because we both love doing ridiculous things, like singing along to show tunes in the car and eating an entire jar of wasabi by ourselves."
11. "We may not always agree on everything, but when it comes down to it, we can both agree that pineapple belongs on pizza... right?"
12. "I don't know what I'd do without you. Probably get lost in a sea of Netflix shows and forget how to adult."
13. "You're the best friend a person could ask for – except maybe one who's also good at video games, but let's be real, that's just not realistic."
14. "I love our friendship because we can laugh together, cry together, and make fun of each other's ridiculous haircuts."
15. "We may not have met in a traditional sense, but I like to think that our souls connected over a shared love of memes and terrible puns."
Feel free to share these with your best friend (or use them as inspiration for your own crazy funny quotes)!
I've got some great ones!
**Memes:**
1. When you're trying to adult, but you're still in PJs
[Image of a person in PJs with a serious face]
2. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode
[Image of a sloth sleeping]
**Funny Friendship Quotes:**
1. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy pizza and that's kinda the same thing."
2. "I don't always have great advice, but I'm always here to offer some mediocre suggestions."
3. "We may not be perfect, but together we're pretty close to awesome."
4. "Good friends are like snowflakes: unique, fragile, and only found in the right conditions."
5. "Life is better with friends who make you laugh, even if that means laughing at your dad jokes."
**Short Quotes:**
1. "Friendship is the best investment."
2. "Laughter is the best medicine... and also a great excuse to skip work."
3. "Squad goals: having people who have your back (and can also handle your sass)."
4. "A friend is someone who knows the rules but chooses not to play them."
5. "You are my person."
Hope these make you smile!
Here are some funny friendship quotes that you can use on Instagram:
1. "Friendship is the best gift life has to offer"
2. "Squad goals: when your friends make you laugh so hard you snort your coffee out your nose "
3. "My favorite thing about my friends is how we can be complete idiots together and still have a great time"
4. "True friends don't judge each other for eating an entire pizza by themselves "
5. "When in doubt, just add more wine... and call it 'friendship bonding'"
6. "Friendship is the glue that holds your sanity together (and also holds you back from doing crazy stuff) "
7. "My friends are my rock, except when they're being super annoying and then I need a new rock"
8. "What's the best way to make memories with your friends? Just do stupid stuff together "
9. "Good friends are like good pizza: they can be messy, but still worth it"
10. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... and then call your friend to complain about how sour it is"
11. "What's the difference between a good friend and a bad friend? A good friend doesn't steal your snacks "
12. "Friendship is all about being there for each other, even when one of you is having a really bad hair day"
13. "Squad goals: when your friends are so loud they wake up your neighbors at 2 am, but you still invite them over again"
14. "When life gets tough, the tough get laughing... and then cry because their friend just spilled coffee all over their shirt "
15. "What's the best way to resolve conflicts with your friends? Just agree that you're both wrong and then move on"
These quotes are perfect for Instagram posts, captions, or stories!
I've got some hilarious ones for you!
1. "You're my best friend, and I'm not just saying that because I have to." - The Proposal (2009)
2. "We may be friends, but I'm the one with the better hair." - Bridesmaids (2011)
3. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person. I'm an 'I'll-see-you-at-the-bar' person." - Superbad (2007)
4. "You're like the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza, the cat to my... you get it." - Crazy Rich Asians (2018)
5. "We're not a couple; we're a team of two people who really like each other and want to spend time together." - The Big Sick (2017)
6. "I'd rather be with you than eat, sleep, or watch TV." - Crazy Rich Asians (2018)
7. "You're my best friend, even though I'm pretty sure you secretly hate me." - Elf (2003)
8. "We may have grown apart, but we'll always have our awkward middle school years to bond over." - Booksmart (2019)
9. "You're the reason I get up in the morning... and then immediately roll back over and go back to sleep." - Crazy Rich Asians (2018)
10. "I love you more than pizza, and that's a lot." - The Proposal (2009)
These quotes are sure to make you laugh and remind you of the importance of having awesome friends in your life!