I've got some short, funny, and romantic quotes for you!
1. "You had me at hello...and then you had me again, every day since."
2. "Love is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
3. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly. We're a matcha made in heaven!"
4. "I love being in love with you."
5. "We fit together like a puzzle...mostly because we're both weird and dysfunctional"
6. "You're so money, and I'm not just talking about your bank account."
7. "Love is the best, and then comes Netflix and chill."
8. "If I had to choose between losing you and eating every day for the rest of my life, I'd choose the food. Just kidding! (Sort of)"
9. "You're the cream in my coffee, the sunshine on my face...the thing that makes me not hate mornings"
10. "I love how you make me laugh, even when I'm trying to be mad."
11. "Our love is like a bad joke. It's cheesy, it's corny, but somehow, it still works!"
12. "You're the reason I wake up with a smile on my face and a song in my heart...or sometimes just because you're the one who finally figured out how to make coffee."
13. "Love is like a game of Jenga. We take turns adding blocks, hoping not to be the ones who cause it all to come crashing down"
14. "You're the only person I can think of who's worth getting into an argument with...and then making up in bed"
15. "I love how we can be ridiculous together and still somehow make sense"
Feel free to pick your favorite, or use them as inspiration to come up with your own!
Here are some funny and playful romantic quotes that you can use to express your feelings to the special guy in your life:
1. "You're so cool, you make me laugh when I'm having a bad day. That's what I call love."
2. "I'm not saying you're perfect, but you're my favorite 'imperfect' person."
3. "If I had to choose between breathing and being with you, I'd use my last breath to tell you how much I love you."
4. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night. Let's get stuck together."
5. "I don't want to be your first kiss or your last kiss. I just want to be your kiss for today."
6. "You make me laugh when I'm sad, and that's the most attractive thing about you (after your smile)."
7. "If we're meant to be, we'll find a way. And if we don't, I'll just have to kidnap you and love you anyway."
8. "I love you more than pizza, but not more than my phone battery. Priorities, people!"
9. "You're the reason I wake up in the morning with a smile on my face. And also because I have to pee."
10. "If I had to do life over again, I'd spend it all trying to get your attention. You're that hard to ignore."
11. "I don't need a superhero cape or a trusty sidekick. All I need is you and your love to save me from myself."
12. "You're not just my boyfriend; you're my partner in crime, my accomplice in shenanigans, and my forever home."
13. "If we could be reincarnated as pizza toppings, I'd want to come back as the cheese to your pepperoni. You're the perfect pairing."
14. "I love how you make me laugh even when I'm not feeling it. That's what they mean by 'laughter is contagious' – you're a disease, and I'm infected."
15. "You're the sun to my sky, the stars to my night, and the Wi-Fi to my phone. You keep me connected and grounded."
Remember, the most important thing is to be genuine and speak from your heart. Find what works best for your relationship and personality, and don't be afraid to add a dash of humor to make it extra special!
Here are some funny and romantic quotes that you can use to make your special someone smile:
1. "You're the only person I'd walk 10 miles in the rain, bear my cross, rescue a princess, or climb a tree... but mostly just because I love you."
2. "I'm not saying you're the best thing since sliced bread, but if that's true, then you're definitely the best thing since Netflix and chill."
3. "You're so beautiful, it takes my breath away. And then I remember we have to pay for therapy and I'm like, 'Okay, maybe a little bit of breathing room would be nice too.'"
4. "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying something because I really love pizza."
5. "You're the cream cheese to my bagel, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night... in other words, you make everything better."
6. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (Just like me when I'm standing next to you.)"
7. "You're the only one who makes me feel like a superhero, except instead of having superpowers, it's just that I get to be with you."
8. "I love how we can be silly together and then also have deep conversations about life and the meaning of existence. You're my partner in crime... and in sanity."
9. "You're so lovely, I could watch you sleep all day. But let's be real, that would get old after like 10 minutes. So let's just enjoy our coffee together instead."
10. "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us spending the rest of my life with each other."
11. "You're the sunshine to my raincloud, the raindrop to my umbrella... you make every day better, no matter what the weather is like."
12. "We may not have it all figured out, but we figure it out together, and that's the most important thing in the world to me."
13. "You're so smart, you could be a genius... or at least a really good Jeopardy contestant. Either way, I'm impressed and proud to be your partner."
14. "I love how we can have our own little inside jokes and memories that only we understand. It makes me feel like we're speaking our own secret language."
15. "You're the reason I wake up in the morning with a smile on my face... even if it's just because I get to see your name pop up on my phone."
Remember, the most important thing is to speak from your heart and be genuine in your feelings. Whatever you choose to say, make sure it's something that comes from a place of love and appreciation for her.
Here are some funny and romantic quotes that you can use to express your love and appreciation to your wife:
1. "You're the reason I wake up with a smile on my face every morning. And also because you snore loudly."
2. "I'm not saying you're perfect, but you're perfect for me."
3. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with two hearts and a diamond, and then you go through a bunch of clubs until you finally get to the spades."
4. "You're so beautiful that I'm starting to think I'm gay."
5. "I love you more than pizza, and that's a lot because I really love pizza."
6. "You're the cream cheese to my bagel. The peanut butter to my jelly. The merlot to my wine and cheese night."
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone."
8. "Why did you marry me? Because I'm a catch? Or because I caught you?"
9. "You're the reason I don't eat lunch alone at work anymore. Well, that and the new guy in accounting who's really into Pokémon."
10. "I love how we can be total opposites and still make it work. Like how I love sports and you hate them, but we both love me."
11. "You're so amazing that I've started to think maybe I should get a second job just to support your awesomeness."
12. "Marriage is like a puzzle. Sometimes the pieces don't fit, but when they do, it's beautiful. Like when you finally find the right piece and it says 'I love you' on it."
13. "You're not just my wife, you're my best friend, my partner in crime, and my personal trainer (because I need to lose a few pounds)."
14. "I love how we can have the same argument over and over again and still make up afterwards. Like when I forget to take out the trash and you remind me... 10 times."
15. "You're so smart that I'm starting to think maybe you should write my love letters for me."
16. "Marriage is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but with you, it's always a sweet surprise."
17. "I love how we can be total goofballs together and still make each other laugh. Like when I do that really loud, obnoxious snore and you wake me up by putting a pillow over my face."
18. "You're the sunshine to my raincloud. The butter to my popcorn. The Merlot to my pizza night."
19. "I love how we can have our differences and still make it work. Like when I leave the cap off the toothpaste and you put it back on... every time."
20. "Marriage is like a game of Jenga - sometimes the pieces fall apart, but with us, they always seem to fit together perfectly in the end."
Remember, the most important thing is to speak from your heart and be genuine in your expression of love and appreciation for your wife.
Here are some funny romantic quotes that you can use to make your husband smile:
1. "You're so fine, I got a cravin' just thinkin' about you."
2. "I'm stuck on you like glue, and I wouldn't have it any other way."
3. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly... basically, you're my everything."
4. "I love how we can be all silly and goofy together, but also have deep conversations about life and everything in between."
5. "You're the reason I get up in the morning, and then I spend the rest of the day trying to figure out how to get back to bed with you."
6. "I'm not saying you're the best thing that's ever happened to me, but... actually, yes, I am saying that."
7. "You're so handsome, I just want to wrap my arms around you and hold on tight... or maybe just give you a high-five and call it a day."
8. "I love how we can have our own little world, just us two, where everything is okay and nothing matters except for the fact that we're together."
9. "You make me laugh like no one else, even when I'm trying to be mad at you."
10. "I never thought I'd find someone who loves me for my quirks, but then I met you... and now I have a whole new level of quirks to share with the world."
11. "You're not just my partner in crime, you're also my partner in love... and sometimes we even get along."
12. "I love how we can be lazy together, whether that means sleeping in or binge-watching Netflix all day."
13. "You're the one I want to wake up to every morning, fall asleep with every night, and spend the rest of my life making memories with."
14. "I never thought I'd find someone who loves me for my flaws... but then I met you, and now I have a whole new set of flaws to work on together."
15. "You're not just my best friend, you're also the one I want to spend forever with."
Remember, the most important thing is to speak from your heart and be genuine in your words. Your husband will appreciate the thought and effort you put into expressing your feelings!
Here are some funny love quotes that might make her laugh:
1. "I never loved you more than I love pizza. But then I met you and now you're my favorite topping."
2. "You're so beautiful, even Google Maps would get lost trying to find their way back to your heart."
3. "I don't know what's more impressive, the way you make me laugh or the way you make me cry (happy tears, of course)."
4. "We may not be perfect, but we're perfectly imperfect together."
5. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night, and the Netflix password to my binge-watching habits."
6. "I love how you can make me laugh so hard I snort, cry so much I need tissues, and smile so big it hurts."
7. "Our relationship is like a fine wine – it gets better with age, but also makes me slightly tipsy."
8. "You're the reason why my heart beats faster than a Kardashian's follower count on Instagram."
9. "I love how we can be silly, stupid, and ridiculous together. You make me laugh even when I'm being serious."
10. "Our love is like a piña colada – it's tropical, fun, and makes me want to dance in my seat...or on the beach."
11. "You're the one person who doesn't get annoyed when I leave my socks on the floor. You're my partner in crime (and messy-ness)."
12. "Our love is like a rollercoaster – it's got ups and downs, but with you, I'm always willing to take the ride."
13. "I love how we can have deep conversations about life, the universe, and everything...or just argue over who ate the last of the ice cream."
14. "You're my favorite thing since sliced bread – and that's saying a lot because I also really like pizza and cats."
15. "Our love is like a game of Jenga – it's all about finding the right balance, taking risks, and hoping the whole thing doesn't come crashing down."
Remember, humor is subjective, so find what makes her laugh and make it your own!
I've got some adorable, hilarious, and romantic love quotes for you!
1. "You had me at 'hello'." - Jerry Maguire
2. "Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
3. "You're the cream cheese to my bagel, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night." - Unknown
4. "I love you more than pizza, and that's a lot." - Unknown
5. "You make me laugh like I've never laughed before. You make me want to be a better person." - Unknown
6. "Love is not something you find. It's something that finds you." - Unknown
7. "You're the sunshine that brightens up my day, the stars that light up my night, and the moon that guides me home." - Unknown
8. "I love being in love with you." - Unknown
9. "When I think of you, my heart beats like a drum, my soul feels alive, and my world is full of sun." - Unknown
10. "You're the reason why the stars shine bright, the flowers bloom beautiful, and my heart skips a beat." - Unknown
11. "Love is a game where we both win. And I'm so glad we're playing together." - Unknown
12. "You make my heart skip a beat, my soul feel alive, and my world a better place." - Unknown
13. "Being with you is like being in a dream come true. You're the one I want to wake up to every day." - Unknown
14. "I love you more than words can express, more than anything I've ever known." - Unknown
15. "You're the reason why my heart beats fast, why my soul feels alive, and why my world is full of joy." - Unknown
These quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face and warm your heart!
Here are some short, funny love quotes that might make him laugh:
1. "I love you more than pizza, and that's a lot."
2. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night."
3. "I'm not saying you're perfect, but you're my favorite kind of imperfect."
4. "I love you more with every passing day, except on Mondays, because coffee is a thing now."
5. "You're so fine, I get lost in your eyes... and also your hairline"
6. "Love is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good"
7. "You're the only one who makes me laugh so hard I snort my coffee out my nose"
8. "I love you more than words can say, but if I had to say it in words, I'd say..."
9. "We're like two peas in a pod, except one pea is way cooler and has better hair "
10. "You're the only person I know who makes me feel like I'm home, even when we're at my mom's house for Thanksgiving"
11. "I love you more than video games, but not as much as Netflix"
12. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, and also the one who always gets stuck in the cupboard "
13. "Love is a mix of happiness, sadness, and tacos – and I think we have a love that's all about the tacos"
14. "I'm so glad you're mine, except on days when you leave the cap off the toothpaste"
15. "You're my favorite human to make fun of me with"
Remember, humor is subjective, so find what makes him laugh and tailor your quotes accordingly!