short funny st patricks day quotes
May the leprechaun never steal your beer!
I'm not Irish, but kiss me anyway—it's St. Patrick's Day!
Why do people wear green on St. Patrick's Day? So they don't get pinched... or do they?
St. Patrick's Day: Because who needs an excuse for green beer?
May your pot of gold be full of chocolate coins!
Everyone has a little Irish in them, especially after a pint!
I tried to catch a leprechaun, but I only ended up with a hangover.
St. Patrick's Day rule: If you're not in green, you're not seen!
May the luck of the Irish be with you, but not so much that you win all my money!
Shamrocks are lucky, but coffee is luckier on March 17th!
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May the road rise up to meet you, but only if you're buying the next round.
I'm not drunk, I'm just Irish.
Chasing rainbows and leprechauns – adulting level: expert.
Why do I have a four-leaf clover? Because three wasn't enough!
Pinch me, I'm Irish... or just really into green beer.
Guinness is good for you... and me... and everyone!
Dancing like nobody's watching, except for that sneaky leprechaun.
Irish today, hungover tomorrow.
Why be normal when you can be Irish?
Shamrocks and shenanigans – the perfect combo.
short st patricks day sayings
May the luck of the Irish be with you.
Kiss me, I'm Irish.
Top of the morning to you!
May your troubles be less and your blessings be more.
Wear green or get pinched.
Luck o' the Irish.
Shamrocks and good cheer.
Erin go bragh.
Dance as if you're in a jig.
Find your pot of gold.
st patrick quotes and sayings
"I am Patrick, a sinner, most uncultivated and least of all the faithful and despised in the eyes of many."
"Christ with me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ in me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me."
"Daily I expect to be murdered, betrayed, or enslaved, but I fear nothing, for I am in His hands."
"The Lord opened the understanding of my unbelieving heart, so that I should recall my sins."
"I bind unto myself today the strong Name of the Trinity."
"Christ shield me this day: Christ with me, Christ before me, Christ behind me."
"The love of God and His fear grew in me more and more, as did the faith, and my soul was so full that, in a single day, I have said as many as a hundred prayers and in the night, nearly the same."
catchy st patricks day phrases
Kiss me, I'm Irish!
May the luck of the Irish be with you.
Top o' the morning to ya!
Erin go bragh!
Get your green on.
Shamrocks and shenanigans.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
May the road rise up to meet you.
Lucky charms and good times.
Dance like a leprechaun.
st patricks day quotes for work
May the road rise up to meet you in all your work endeavors.
Luck is a dividend of sweat; the more you sweat, the luckier you get.
Everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day—let's celebrate our team's unity and success.
May your troubles be less and your blessings be more in the workplace.
The best luck of all is the luck you make for yourself through hard work and dedication.
May good fortune follow you and your colleagues throughout the year.
A little bit of luck and a lot of teamwork make for outstanding results.
Here's to the spirit of St. Patrick bringing positivity and prosperity to our office.
funny st patrick's day quotes for kids
"Why do leprechauns hate rainy days? Because the rainbow gives away their pot of gold!"
"I'm not short, I'm leprechaun-sized!"
"What do you call a fake Irish stone? A sham-rock!"
"May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, especially if it means extra candy!"
"Why did the leprechaun cross the road? To get to the pot of gold on the other side!"
funny st patricks day memes
A leprechaun meme with the caption: "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized for St. Patrick's Day parties."
A shamrock image with text: "Why do I only have luck on March 17th? The rest of the year, I'm just broke."
A cat wearing a green hat, captioned: "When you forget it's St. Patrick's Day and someone pinches you for not wearing green."
A beer mug meme saying: "Roses are red, violets are blue, on St. Patrick's Day, everything's green... including my face after too much Guinness."
A pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, with the text: "My bank account on St. Patrick's Day: Empty, but at least I'm Irish in spirit."
When you try to speak with an Irish accent and fail miserably: "Top o' the mornin' to ya... wait, that sounded more Australian."