Here are some short and funny anniversary quotes for your husband:
1. "You're a-maze-ing!"
2. "I'm stuck on you like glue...and also because of love"
3. "Thanks for being my partner in crime (and marriage)"
4. "We may not have it all figured out, but we've got each other...and that's enough"
5. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night"
6. "I love you more than words can express, which is good because I'm terrible at writing"
7. "You're the reason I don't have a social life (just kidding, sort of)"
8. "We've been married long enough to know that 'til death do us part' doesn't mean we'll still be paying off student loans"
9. "I choose you every day...and also on our anniversary because it's a special occasion"
10. "You're my favorite person to share a bed with, a couch with, and sometimes even a bathroom with"
11. "We've got the perfect marriage: 50/50. He gets to do what he wants, and I get to pretend I'm okay with it"
12. "I love you more than pizza...but let's be real, that's not saying much"
13. "You're my person, my partner, my best friend, and also my personal therapist (mostly)"
14. "We've been married long enough to know that 'I do' doesn't mean 'I'll do the dishes'"
15. "I love you more than words can express...or even if I tried using all the emojis 🤩"
Remember, the most important thing is to speak from your heart and be genuine in your message. Happy anniversary! 💕
Here are some short and funny anniversary wishes for a couple:
1. "Happy anniversary! You're a-maize-ing!"
2. "One year down, forever to go...just like my patience with your snoring"
3. "You had me at hello...and still have me after all these years"
4. "We've been married 1 year today! Who knew we'd survive each other's snores and Netflix binges?"
5. "Here's to another year of loving you, tolerating your messiness, and pretending I like your cooking"
6. "On our anniversary, I just want to say...I'm stuck on you like glue (and also because I've lost the TV remote)"
7. "One year ago today, we made a promise to love each other forever...or at least until the dishes piled up too high"
8. "Happy anniversary! You're my person, my partner in crime, and my favorite human to share a pizza with "
9. "We've survived the first year of marriage...and still have our sense of humor (mostly)"
10. "On our anniversary, I want to remind you that you're not only my spouse but also my personal therapist, chef, and IT department"
11. "Here's to another year of making memories, having fun, and pretending we're not arguing about whose turn it is to do the dishes "
12. "You're a-maze-ing! Happy anniversary, love!"
13. "Our first year of marriage has been...interesting. But I wouldn't trade it for anything (except maybe a really nice vacation)"
14. "Happy anniversary to my favorite person to share a couch with (and also the rest of our lives)".
15. "One year ago today, we said 'I do'. Today, we're saying 'I love you'...and also 'can someone please pass the salt?'".
Remember, humor is subjective, so make sure your partner has a good sense of humor before sharing these funny anniversary wishes!
Here are some funny marriage anniversary wishes for a friend:
1. "Happy anniversary, you two crazy kids in love! May your love continue to be as strong as the arguments over who left the dishes in the sink."
2. "Another year of marriage down, and I'm still waiting for them to realize they're stuck with each other... just kidding ( sort of). Happy anniversary!"
3. "You've survived another year of married life! That's like, a whole extra season of The Office without any actual plot twists or character development."
4. "Marriage is all about compromise. Like when your wife wants to watch rom-coms and you want to play video games... until one of you gives in. Happy anniversary!"
5. "On your special day, I'm reminded that marriage is like a game of Jenga - it's all fun and games until someone pulls the wrong block out."
6. "You two are the dynamic duo of married life! Like Batman and Robin, but without the superpowers or cool gadgets (unless you count the 'get out of doing chores' power). Happy anniversary!"
7. "Marriage is like a box of chocolates - sometimes it's sweet, sometimes it's bitter, but most times it's just plain weird. Happy anniversary to my favorite weirdos!"
8. "You've reached another milestone in your married adventure! Like leveling up in a game, except instead of getting more health points or better gear, you get more gray hair and creaky joints."
9. "Happy anniversary to the most unlikely match made in heaven - like putting peanut butter on pizza, but somehow it works!"
10. "You two are an inspiration to all of us... that even after all these years, love can still be crazy enough to try. Happy anniversary!"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, as the goal is to bring a smile to their faces!
Here are some funny quotes for a couple's anniversary:
1. "Another year older, another year wiser... or at least, that's what I keep telling myself."
2. "Happy anniversary to the person who still can't cook, but I love them anyway"
3. "We're not getting older, we're just leveling up in life together"
4. "Our love is like pizza - even when it's bad, it's still pretty good"
5. "I'm so grateful to have you as my partner in crime... and also in marriage"
6. "After all these years, I finally figured out why you're the best thing that ever happened to me: because I'm stuck with you"
7. "Happy anniversary to the person who still makes me laugh, even when I'm trying to be grumpy"
8. "Our love is a beautiful mess - just like our kitchen after a dinner party"
9. "I never thought I'd find someone who would put up with my shenanigans for so long... but then you came along"
10. "We're not married, we're just 'fiancé-ly' committed to each other"
11. "After all these years, I've realized that our love is like a good wine - it only gets better with age (and also, we both need to drink more)"
12. "Happy anniversary to the person who still lets me win at games, even when I'm clearly cheating"
13. "Our love is like a box of chocolates - unpredictable, messy, and sometimes leaves a bad taste in your mouth"
14. "I'm so grateful to have you as my partner in shenanigans... and also in marriage"
15. "Happy anniversary to the person who still makes me feel like I'm the only one in the room (even when there are 20 people at dinner)"
16. "Our love is like a game of Jenga - we're constantly building and rebuilding each other, even when it gets messy"
17. "I never thought I'd find someone who would put up with my snoring... but then you came along"
18. "Happy anniversary to the person who still makes me feel like I'm 21 again (even though we're both secretly over 30)"
19. "Our love is like a beautiful song - except sometimes it gets stuck in my head and I have to sing it out loud for hours"
20. "I'm so grateful to have you as my partner in life... and also in Netflix binges"
Remember, humor is subjective, so find the ones that make you and your partner laugh!
Here are some happy anniversary funny quotes for him:
1. "Another year of marriage and I still haven't figured out how to make you cook, clean, or do laundry. Just kidding (kind of). Happy anniversary, babe!"
2. "You're a-maize-ing! Thanks for being my partner in crime for another year. Happy anniversary!"
3. "I'm not saying you're the best husband ever, but I did try to escape once and ended up getting lost in the neighborhood... so yeah, that's a good thing"
4. "After all these years, I still can't believe I got stuck with someone as awesome as you. Happy anniversary, partner!"
5. "You know what they say: 'Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with two hearts and a diamond, and then life deals you a bunch of clubs.' Well, we're still holding strong! Happy anniversary!"
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on husband-time. And according to that schedule, we've got another year of anniversaries left. Woohoo!"
7. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night... Happy anniversary, babe!"
8. "I love you more than I love being right (which is a lot). Happy anniversary, partner in crime!"
9. "We've been married for so long now that I'm starting to think we're actually one person with two bodies. Happy anniversary, twinny!"
10. "What's the secret to our successful marriage? Oh yeah, it's probably just me being really nice and you being really patient... Happy anniversary, love!"
Remember, the most important thing is to speak from your heart and be genuine in your anniversary wishes!
Here are some happy anniversary funny quotes for your husband:
1. "Another year older, another year more in love with you. Happy anniversary, old man!"
2. "I'm not saying we're perfect, but we're perfect for each other. Happy anniversary to my partner in crime!"
3. "We've made it another year without killing each other. Congratulations, us! "
4. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with two hearts and a diamond, and then you go through a lot of clubs until you finally get down to just one club, but that's okay because now you're soulmates."
5. "Happy anniversary to the man who has put up with me for all these years. I'm not sure how much longer he can last."
6. "I love you more than pizza, and that's a lot! Happy anniversary, babe!"
7. "We've reached another milestone in our never-ending journey of love, laughter, and arguing over who left the dishes undone. Cheers to many more years of marriage!"
8. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night. Happy anniversary, hubby!"
9. "Marriage is like a game of Jenga. You start with a solid foundation and then you take turns removing pieces until it all comes crashing down. Just kidding... or am I?"
10. "I'm not saying we're old, but we've been married longer than some people have been alive. Happy anniversary to my partner in adventure!"
11. "You're the only one who can make me laugh, cry, and roll my eyes at the same time. Happy anniversary, babe!"
12. "We may not have it all figured out, but we have each other... most of the time."
13. "Happy anniversary to the man who has been my partner in every sense of the word – except for maybe the cooking. That's still a work in progress."
14. "You're the best thing that ever happened to me, even if you do leave the toilet seat up sometimes."
15. "Marriage is like a puzzle. Sometimes it takes a little effort to fit all the pieces together, but when we finally do, it's purr-fectly wonderful."
Remember, humor is subjective, so choose the one that best reflects your relationship and sense of humor!
Here are some happy anniversary funny quotes for your wife:
1. "Happy anniversary, babe! Another year of love, laughter, and me still trying to figure out how you put up with me."
2. "You're a-maize-ing! Happy anniversary, my corny sweetheart"
3. "I'm not saying you're old, but... just kidding, you're not old at all! Happy anniversary, beautiful!"
4. "We've been married for [X] years, and I still haven't gotten tired of your sassiness. Happy anniversary, love!"
5. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the reason I'll never be single again. Happy anniversary!"
6. "I'm so grateful to have you as my partner in crime... er, marriage. Happy anniversary, sweetheart!"
7. "We've reached another milestone: [X] years of putting up with each other's nonsense! Happy anniversary, love"
8. "You're the sunshine that brightens up my day, and the reason I don't get lost on our anniversary weekend getaway. Thanks for being my GPS, babe!"
9. "I know what they say about couples who use the phrase 'we're not arguing, we're just discussing': but honestly, [X] years together have taught me that's just code for 'we're both right' Happy anniversary, love!"
10. "You're the reason I'm still breathing, still laughing, and still eating all my meals at the dinner table (where you sit). Happy anniversary, sweetheart!"
Remember, humor is subjective, so pick the one that best suits your wife's sense of humor!
Here are some short and funny marriage anniversary wishes you can send to your friend:
1. "Happy anniversary, old married folks! May your love continue to be as strong as your argument over who left the dishes in the sink"
2. "Wishing a very happy anniversary to my favorite couple (after mine, of course)! May your love continue to grow, just like your collection of Netflix passwords"
3. "Another year older, another year wiser... and still arguing over who gets the remote control Happy anniversary, friends!"
4. "On your special day, I want to remind you that marriage is all about compromise... and by that, I mean compromising on whose turn it is to do the laundry"
5. "Happy anniversary to my favorite couple! May your love be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal and as consistent as your Netflix binge-watching habits"
6. "Wishing a happy anniversary to the dynamic duo (aka the most patient people I know)! May your love continue to grow, just like their collection of inside jokes"
7. "On your special day, I want to remind you that marriage is all about finding someone who loves you for who you are... and then nagging them to do the dishes"
8. "Happy anniversary to my favorite couple! May your love be as strong as your coffee addiction and as consistent as their morning routine"
9. "Wishing a happy anniversary to the most loving, caring, and argumentative couple I know (in no particular order)! May your love continue to grow, just like their collection of sarcastic comments"
10. "On your special day, I want to remind you that marriage is all about finding someone who loves you for who you are... and then making fun of each other's dance moves"
Remember, these are just light-hearted and playful wishes, so make sure to adjust the tone according to your friendship with the couple.