Here are some short and funny New Year's wishes:
1. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than my attention span."
2. "Wishing you a year that's better than the last, mostly because it can't be worse"
3. "May the new year bring you good vibes, great grub, and a willingness to not eat leftover pizza for breakfast"
4. "Happy New Year! May your 2023 be filled with laughter, love, and only occasional cat videos"
5. "Wishing you a year that's as bright as your future and as lit as the fireworks on NYE "
6. "May the new year bring you joy, peace, and a decent Wi-Fi signal in your living room"
7. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions be as strong as your coffee habit"
8. "Wishing you a year that's filled with adventure, excitement, and not too many Netflix binges"
9. "May the new year bring you good luck, great hair days, and only occasional existential crises"
10. "Happy New Year! May your 2023 be the best one yet (or at least better than last year)"
11. "Wishing you a year that's as fun as a game night with friends and not too many awkward silences"
12. "May the new year bring you happiness, health, and only occasional hangovers"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, and have fun sharing these funny New Year wishes with your friends and loved ones!
Here are some funny and playful New Year's wish ideas for your friends:
1. "May the next 365 days be filled with more laughter, good times, and fewer adulting responsibilities"
2. "Wishing you a year that's 'lit' in all the right ways (and not just from too many Netflix binges)"
3. "Here's to another year of making memories, breaking rules, and perfecting the art of procrastination"
4. "May your 2023 be as bright as your future and as awesome as your dance moves"
5. "Wishing you a New Year that's filled with more 'aha' moments than 'oh no' ones"
6. "Here's to another year of living life on our own terms (which mostly means eating pizza for breakfast)"
7. "May your 2023 be the year you finally master the art of adulting... or at least pretend to"
8. "Wishing you a year that's as cool as your cat's Instagram account and as fun as your birthday party"
9. "Here's to another year of chasing our dreams, making mistakes, and laughing about it all"
10. "May your 2023 be the year you become the best version of yourself (or at least get really good at playing video games)"
11. "Wishing you a New Year that's filled with more adventure than anxiety, more joy than jitters, and more coffee than complaints"
12. "Here's to another year of living life in technicolor (which mostly means wearing bright colors on Tuesdays)"
13. "May your 2023 be the year you find your happy place (or at least figure out how to use TikTok)"
14. "Wishing you a year that's as crazy as our lives and as awesome as our haircuts"
15. "Here's to another year of making memories, breaking hearts, and perfecting the art of giving sassy comebacks"
Feel free to modify or combine these ideas to fit your friendship style!
Here are some happy new year funny wishes for your family and friends:
**For Family:**
1. "Happy New Year, Mom! May the next 12 months be filled with more of my good decisions"
2. "To an amazing year ahead, Dad! May you still not know how to use Snapchat"
3. "Wishing our crazy but lovable family a happy and hilarious new year!"
4. "May your new year be as bright as Mom's smile and as chaotic as our family dinners "
5. "Here's to another year of pretending to listen to Grandma's stories"
**For Friends:**
1. "Happy New Year, friend! May the next 12 months bring you more wine, fewer responsibilities, and a better understanding of memes"
2. "Wishing you a new year that's as lit as our group chats and as chill as your couch"
3. "May this year be the one where we finally learn to adult (but not too much)"
4. "To an epic year ahead! May we conquer Netflix, eat more pizza, and still have energy for karaoke"
5. "Here's to another year of making memories, laughing until our bellies ache, and occasionally ghosting each other"
**For Coworkers:**
1. "Wishing our awesome team a happy new year filled with fewer deadlines, more coffee, and better office decor "
2. "May the next 12 months bring us even more productivity (just kidding, let's just be efficient)"
3. "Here's to another year of working together, tolerating each other's quirks, and still making it home for Happy Hour"
4. "Wishing you a new year that's as smooth as our company's quarterly reports and as exciting as our monthly staff meetings"
5. "May this year be the one where we finally figure out how to use the copier without calling IT"
**General Funny Wishes:**
1. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than a Kardashian marriage"
2. "Wishing you a new year that's as unpredictable as a teenager's mood swings and as exciting as a Netflix algorithm"
3. "May this year be the one where we all learn to cook, exercise regularly, and still have time for cat videos "
4. "Here's to another year of making memories, breaking resolutions, and still having fun (despite ourselves)"
5. "Wishing you a happy new year filled with fewer hangovers, more good hair days, and an endless supply of snacks"
Feel free to modify or use them as is!
Happy New Year! Here are some funny and creative image ideas for your Happy New Year wishes:
1. **New Year, Who Dis?**: A funny meme featuring a surprised-looking person with a confetti-filled background.
2. **2023 is here! (Finally!)**: An image of a party popper exploding, with the text "2023 is finally here!" inside.
3. **Resolutions in progress...**: A humorous illustration of someone trying to keep their New Year's resolutions, with comical mistakes and mishaps.
4. **Out with the old, in with the new (and more Netflix)**: An image featuring a person surrounded by screens and remote controls, symbolizing the love for binge-watching.
5. **New Year, New Me! (Just kidding, same me)**: A relatable meme showcasing someone's unchanging habits despite the promise of change.
6. **Cheers to another year of adulting...**: An image featuring a person attempting to be an adult, with comical failures and mishaps.
7. **May 2023 bring you more [insert inside joke here]**: A personalized image poking fun at your friend's quirks or inside jokes.
8. **New Year, same old me (but with a fresh haircut)**: A humorous illustration of someone trying to change their appearance without changing their habits.
9. **The only resolution I'll keep is eating more pizza**: An image featuring a person surrounded by pizza slices and boxes, highlighting the importance of priorities.
10. **2023: The year I finally learn [insert skill here]**: A funny meme showcasing someone's New Year's goal to learn something new (but ultimately failing).
Remember to keep your messages lighthearted and playful, and to tailor them to the personality and sense of humor of the person you're sending them to. Happy New Year!
Here are some funny New Year's Eve one-liners:
1. "2023, you're going to be a real 'page-turner'... get it?"
2. "I'm not saying I'm excited for the new year, but I am excited to finally delete all those embarrassing tweets from 2022"
3. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than your hangover"
4. "I've decided to give up on making a difference in the world and just focus on getting through January"
5. "Why do we always make promises to ourselves on New Year's, only to break them by February 1st?"
6. "The new year is like a fresh box of crayons – it's a chance to color outside the lines and pretend you're artistic"
7. "My resolution for 2023: to eat fewer fries, but only because I want to fit into my old jeans again"
8. "I hope your New Year's Eve party is lit... just like my expectations for my Netflix password being remembered correctly"
9. "Who needs a new year when you can have a 'new me'?"
10. "2023: the year I finally learn how to adult, but not really because that sounds boring"
11. "It's not just the end of the year, it's the start of a whole new cycle of pretending to be an adult"
12. "Why do we kiss at midnight? Is it because we're trying to get that special New Year's Eve smooch out of the way so we can eat pizza in peace?"
13. "New Year, who dis?"
14. "I'm not saying I'm going to fail at my New Year's resolutions, but I am saying I'm going to fail spectacularly"
15. "2023: the year I finally learn how to make a decent cup of coffee... or at least pretend to"
Feel free to pick your favorite (or two, or three...) and ring in the new year with a laugh!
Here are some funny New Year's quotes to help you laugh and ring in the new year:
1. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than your hangover."
2. "I'm not a morning person, but I'll make an exception for New Year's Day... after 10 am."
3. "New Year, who dis? Same me, just with more hopes and dreams (and probably some new jeans)."
4. "Wishing you a year that's as lit as your Instagram captions in January, but not actually lit on fire."
5. "Happy New Year! May your calendars be full of adventures, not just dentist appointments and taxes."
6. "Out with the old, in with the new... same me, different shoes."
7. "I'm not saying I'm going to fail my resolutions, but I've already bought a 'get out of jail free' card for February 1st."
8. "May your New Year be as bright as your smile, and not as fleeting as your post-holiday weight loss goals."
9. "Happy New Year! May you make all the memories, and none of them involve food poisoning or awkward karaoke sessions."
10. "New Year, new me... same old habits, but with more self-awareness (and probably some yoga)."
11. "I'm not saying I'm going to start a new hobby, but I've already bought a 'beginner's guide to knitting' and a ' beginner's guide to giving up'."
12. "Happy New Year! May your year be as smooth as your newfound motivation to adult."
13. "Out with the old, in with the new... same me, different excuses for why I didn't meet my goals."
14. "May your New Year be filled with laughter, love, and at least 50% more self-care than last year."
15. "Happy New Year! May you make a resolution to do better next year (but let's be real, we'll probably just set the same ones again)."
I hope these funny New Year's quotes bring some humor and joy to your celebration!
I think you might be referring to a popular internet meme featuring Manny Pacquiao, the Filipino professional boxer!
The "Happy New Year" meme typically features a screenshot or clip of Pacquiao saying "Happy New Year!" in a video interview after his victory over Juan Manuel Marquez in their fourth fight in 2012. The quote has since been taken out of context and used as a humorous way to wish people a happy new year, often with a sarcastic tone.
The meme is usually used to poke fun at the idea that someone (often an acquaintance or friend) is being overly enthusiastic about the start of a new year, implying that they're trying too hard to be cheerful. It's become a lighthearted way for people to joke about the challenges and uncertainties that come with starting a new year.
So, if you see someone saying "Happy New Year!" with an over-the-top enthusiasm, just remember: it might be time to bust out the Pacquiao meme!