I've got a treasure trove of short, hilarious, and motivating quotes for you! Here are some to get you started:
1. "You're never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis (Plus, who says you can't be 99 and still wear skinny jeans?)
2. "Believe you can and you're halfway there. The rest is just a bunch of nonsense." - Unknown
3. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs (And also have a decent cup of coffee)
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
5. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
6. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." - Unknown (Just kidding... or am I?)
7. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky (Also applies to karaoke)
8. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
10. "You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." - Robin Williams (And also have fun with it)
11. "Remember that guy who never believed in himself? Yeah, don't be that guy."
12. "The biggest risk is not taking any risk..." - Mark Zuckerberg
13. "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis (Again, because it's just so inspiring!)
14. "Don't let yesterday take up too much of today." - Will Rogers
15. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, throw the lemonade in someone's face because that's what they deserve." - Unknown
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and some motivation to your day!
Here are some hilarious motivational quotes to help you succeed:
1. **"Believe you can and you're halfway there. The other half is just as hard, but still."** - Unknown
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but without the notifications."
3. "Success is not about being the best, it's about being better than you were yesterday. And also having a good coffee mug."
4. **"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."** - Sam Levenson
5. "I'm not saying I'm a morning person, but my alarm clock and I are on a love-hate relationship."
6. **"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. But let's be real, you're gonna mess up some shots too."** - Unknown
7. "My goals are to eat more pizza, watch more Netflix, and still manage to get things done. Priorities!"
8. **"Success is walking out of your comfort zone every day. Even if it's just to grab another donut."** - Unknown
9. "I'm not saying I'm a procrastinator, but my deadline just moved from 'tomorrow' to 'next week'. Same difference, right?"
10. **"Don't give up on your dreams, just because your reality is different. Unless your dream is to be a professional couch warmer. Then yeah, maybe give up."** - Unknown
11. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like scrolling through social media."
12. **"You are never too old to set another goal or to take on a new challenge. Unless you're 65 and still trying to become a professional gamer."** - Unknown
13. "My motivational quote is: 'I will not rest until I finish this episode of my favorite TV show.'"
14. **"The only way to do great work is to love what you do. Or at least pretend to while you're doing it to get the paycheck."** - Unknown
15. "I'm not saying I'm a failure, but my 'to-do list' has been replaced with a 'procrastination journal'. Same thing, right?"
Remember, these quotes are meant to be humorous and light-hearted, so don't take them too seriously!
I love a good dose of humor with my inspiration! Here are some funny bad inspirational quotes:
1. "Believe you can, and you're halfway there. The other half is just a lot of hard work and disappointment."
2. "Just remember, every cloud has a silver lining... or in your case, a rainstorm that's going to ruin your hair."
3. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Stay busy, stay productive, and eventually you'll forget how much time has passed... until you check your phone."
4. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing... or just start Netflixing and let someone else do the work for you."
5. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... unless you're really bad at sports, then you might miss all the shots anyway."
6. "Never give up on your dreams. Unless they're stupid. Then just give up already."
7. "Life is like a puzzle. Sometimes the pieces fit together perfectly, and sometimes you have to use super glue and pray it doesn't fall apart."
8. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do... or at least pretend to love it so your boss thinks you're motivated."
9. "Don't worry about failure; worry about not trying hard enough... but let's be real, we're all going to fail at some point, so just go with it."
10. "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream... unless that dream is to become a professional athlete, then you're probably too old for that."
Remember, these quotes might not be the most motivational, but they're definitely funny!
I've got some hilarious motivational quotes about life that might just make you laugh and feel inspired!
1. "Life is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
2. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then spill the lemonade all over your shirt because you're clumsy."
3. "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis (Okay, this one isn't super funny, but it's still great advice!)
4. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
5. "Life is like a game of Jenga – you never know when everything will come crashing down, but that's okay because you can always rebuild and make it better."
6. "Remember, your future self will thank you for eating that extra cookie... or not."
7. "The only thing standing between you and your dreams is the laundry basket full of dirty socks."
8. "Life is like a puzzle – sometimes the pieces don't fit, but that's okay because you can always find a new picture to hang on the wall."
9. "You're never too old to have a snowball fight, unless you're in a meeting or at the bank."
10. "When life gives you rain, dance in it!" (Or, you know, just carry an umbrella.)
11. "Remember, every great success story started with someone saying 'I'm not sure if I can do this'... and then they did it anyway."
12. "Life is like a game of rock-paper-scissors – sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, but you always have the option to play again."
13. "You're not lazy, you're just on energy-saving mode."
14. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing... or, at least, start scrolling through your phone."
15. "Life is like a box of chocolates – sometimes it's sweet, sometimes it's bitter, but always worth eating."
Here are some hilarious motivational quotes specifically for students:
1. "You're not lazy, you're just on energy-saving mode... like your phone."
2. "Procrastination is not a hobby, but it's a great way to develop the art of doing nothing."
3. "Remember, every A you don't get is an opportunity to learn how to cry in front of others."
4. "Your grades are not a reflection of your intelligence; they're just a measure of how well you can pretend to care about history."
5. "The only thing more exhausting than studying is pretending to be interested in group discussions."
6. "You're not failing, you're just experiencing the thrill of discovering what doesn't work for you... yet."
7. "If all else fails, remember that YouTube has a 'learn something new every day' challenge... and it's super easy."
8. "Don't worry about making mistakes; they're just character-building exercises in creative procrastination."
9. "The secret to success is not having good study habits, but having good Netflix habits."
10. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a 3 AM exam, just stare at the wall and hope it goes away."
11. "Remember, your GPA is like your social media followers – fake until you get a real job."
12. "Don't stress about not knowing something; just Google it... or ask Siri... or Alexa... or your cat (they know everything)."
13. "The only thing more stressful than studying for an exam is watching paint dry."
14. "Procrastination is like a video game – you level up when you finally start doing stuff, but you lose lives every time you pause the game to grab a snack."
15. "Don't worry about being overwhelmed; just pretend you're a superhero and your homework is the evil villain you need to defeat."
Remember, these quotes are meant to be humorous and lighthearted!
I've got a treasure trove of very short, funny quotes for you! Here are some:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "Cats are like potato chips... crunchy on the outside, fluffy on the inside."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "Procrastination is my superpower."
5. "My life is like a pizza: it's had some dough, but still needs some toppings."
6. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed."
7. "Bears are like toddlers... cute and cuddly until they get grumpy."
8. "Life hack: when in doubt, add cheese."
9. "Don't worry about my weight, it's just a number... like the number of Netflix shows I've binged."
10. "My brain is 80% sarcasm, 20% confusion."
11. "I'm not saying I'm a morning person, but coffee helps."
12. "Life is like a video game... sometimes you win, sometimes you level up, and sometimes you reset."
Hope these short funny quotes put a smile on your face!
I'd be delighted to provide you with some funny and inspirational work quotes! Here are a few:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. And also why we're all going to miss our deadlines."
2. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When your boss gives you a impossible task, make a really good excuse and blame it on the intern."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but without the occasional notification that makes me feel guilty for being lazy."
4. "The key to success is setting yourself up for failure, then laughing at how well you did despite everything going wrong. That's what they mean by 'persistence' right?"
5. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
6. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just allowing my creativity to gestate. Like a egg-laying platypus, but without the whole 'laying eggs' part."
7. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried and pretend you meant to do it that way."
8. "The most important thing in life is to stop saying 'I wish' and start saying 'I will'. Unless you're talking about your lunch break, then just say 'I'll grab a sandwich on the way back'."
9. "Don't worry if people don't take you seriously when you're trying to do something new. Just remember that Steve Jobs was once told he should focus on making toy boxes instead of computers."
10. "When you find yourself stuck in a rut, just remember: it's not a real thing! You can totally get out of it... with a little creativity and a lot of coffee"
11. "If I had to do it all over again, I would do it differently. But since I don't have a time machine, let's just pretend we're doing it for the first time and act like it's all new and exciting."
12. "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing. Unless they're on their lunch break, then just grab a sandwich and forget about it."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and inspire you to tackle whatever challenges come your way at work!
I've got a treasure trove of funny and crazy quotes for you!
Here are some that might tickle your fancy:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "Crazy people don't think they're crazy, otherwise they'd be sane."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
4. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
5. "The only thing more exhausting than fighting a war is winning one."
6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
7. "Some people are like pizzas. Even when they're bad, they can still be kinda good."
8. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then take the lemonade and put it in a blender and add some ice and blend it up with a frozen margarita and serve it in a martini glass."
9. "I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours."
10. "If I wanted to be serious, I'd be boring."
11. "Life is like a puzzle. Sometimes the pieces don't fit together, but that's okay because you can always make a mess and call it art."
12. "Crazy people are usually right, it's just that no one else thinks so."
Hehe, hope these quotes made your day!