Here are some short, inspirational, and funny quotes to brighten your day:
1. "You're not lazy, you're just on energy-saving mode."
2. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
3. "Coffee: because adulting is hard"
4. "Life is short, but snacks are forever"
5. "Believe you can and you're halfway there. The other half is cake"
6. "You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. And also, pizza is great"
7. "Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming... or just take a nap"
8. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, put the lemonade in a fancy glass and Instagram it"
9. "Don't let yesterday take up too much of today's space"
10. "You are stronger than you seem, braver than you believe, and smarter than you think. Also, don't forget to floss"
11. "Happiness is not something ready-made. It's do-it-yourself. And also, don't forget to take out the trash"
12. "Just remember, every great dream begins with a dreamer. Who also likes to binge-watch Netflix"
13. "Don't worry about the future; or worry about it; just eat your oatmeal"
14. "Life is like pizza – even when it's bad, it's still pretty good"
15. "You're not arguing, you're just explaining why you're right. And also, can someone pass the popcorn?"
16. "Don't let fear hold you back. Unless it's a valid reason to stay in bed, then please do that instead"
17. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing... or just start Netflixing"
18. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
19. "Don't worry about making mistakes – just make more pizza"
20. "You're not alone in your struggles. Unless you're a unicorn, then you are alone"
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and inspire you to tackle the day with humor and positivity!
Here are some very short, funny quotes:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "Cats: because dogs are too loud."
3. "Adulting is hard. Can someone explain it to me?"
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
5. "Procrastination: the art of doing nothing until it's too late."
6. "Why do coffee files under 'Other' on my budget report?"
7. "My life is a mess, but my hair looks great today."
8. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a lot on my mind...and also on the floor."
9. "Warning: I may be a little tired. Don't wake me up unless it's pizza time."
10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
11. "My favorite exercise is getting out of bed in the morning."
12. "Why do we park on driveways and drive on parks?"
13. "Procrastination: when you put off till tomorrow what you can do today...and then forget why you did that."
14. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy...for binge-watching Netflix."
15. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
Hope these short and funny quotes bring a smile to your face!
Here are some very short and funny quotes about life:
1. Life is like a puzzle, except the pieces don't always fit.
2. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
3. Today's goals: eat pizza for breakfast, cry in shower, repeat.
4. Adulting is hard, but pretending to be an adult is easy.
5. My life is like a video game, except I don't have cheat codes.
6. Life hack: just pretend you're a cat and nap whenever you want.
7. Why do grown-ups wear pants? To hide their insecurities?
8. Sometimes I feel like I'm just trying to find my lost keys... and then realize I left the car unlocked.
9. My superpower is being able to eat an entire pizza by myself in one sitting.
10. Life is a game of Jenga, except sometimes you remove the wrong block and it all comes crashing down.
11. The only thing I'm good at is making excuses for why I'm late.
12. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if life gives you coffee, just drink it.
13. My life motto: "I'll get to it eventually... maybe."
14. Why do people say 'when life gives you lemons'? Don't they know we're allergic to citrus?
15. Life is like a box of chocolates - except sometimes the chocolates are stale and the box is empty.
Hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
I've got a treasure trove of funny and crazy quotes for you!
Here are some that might tickle your fancy:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
2. "Why do people say 'get over it' when they're trying to get under it?" - Unknown
3. "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you." - Unknown
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference." - Unknown
5. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!" - Conan O'Brien
6. "Don't worry about the future; or worry, but don't save for it, that's my philosophy." - Woody Allen
7. "I'm not saying I'm an addict, but I once spent two hours trying to get out of a parking spot." - Unknown
8. "You're never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis
9. "Why do we park on driveways and drive on parks?" - Unknown
10. "I'm not crazy, my reality is just slightly askew." - Unknown
11. "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space." - Richard Bach
12. "What's the difference between a hippie and a bum? One is optimistic, the other is hungry." - George Carlin
13. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours." - Unknown
14. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
15. "If you want to make a good first impression, start with a good last impression." - Jay-Z
I hope these funny and crazy quotes brought a smile to your face!
Here are some inspirational and humorous quotes to brighten up your workday:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
2. "Coffee: because adulting is hard." - Unknown
3. "Don't worry, you're doing better than you think. Unless you're doing worse, in which case, panic." - Unknown
4. "When life gives you Mondays, make Monday-ade." - Unknown
5. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. But let's be real, we'll probably just procrastinate instead." - Unknown
6. "You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in adulthood." - Unknown
7. "Procrastination: the art of turning nothing into something... eventually." - Unknown
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference." - Unknown
9. "The only thing more exhausting than working all day is pretending to be energized about it." - Unknown
10. "When you're feeling stuck, remember that even the most complex problems can be solved with a good ol' fashioned nap." - Unknown
11. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for more important things... like binge-watching Netflix." - Unknown
12. "You're doing your best, and that's something to be proud of, even if it doesn't always feel like it." - Unknown
13. "The secret to productivity isn't working harder, it's working smarter. And also taking breaks to eat snacks." - Unknown
14. "Don't worry about what you can't control. Worry about what you can control... and then try to do that thing anyway." - Unknown
15. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." - Unknown
16. "I'm not stressed, I'm just passionately expressing my enthusiasm for being overwhelmed." - Unknown
17. "You're not a morning person? That's okay! You can always start your day whenever you wake up... or never." - Unknown
18. "The only thing more exhausting than trying to adult is pretending to be an adult when you're really just winging it." - Unknown
19. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But let's be real, most days I'm just trying not to spill the coffee." - Unknown
20. "You're doing great! And if you're not, that's okay too. Just remember that tomorrow is a new day... or at least it will be after your nap." - Unknown
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and a boost of motivation to your workday!
I've got some great ones for you!
1. "Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it." - Unknown
2. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then throw the lemonade in someone's face because that's just how I roll." - Unknown
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
4. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that's kinda the same thing." - Unknown
5. "Life is like a piano, what you get out of it depends on how you play it." - Unknown
6. "Don't worry if you don't have the right answer. Just worry about having the right attitude." - Unknown
7. "When life gives you rainbows and unicorns, make glitter bombs. And then use them to cover up the mess you made in the kitchen because that's just how I roll." - Unknown (Okay, this one might not be a real quote, but it sounds like something inspirational-funny, right?)
8. "You're never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis
9. "Life is 10% what you experience and 90% how you interpret it." - Unknown (I know, I know, this one sounds similar to the first one, but it's actually different, I swear!)
10. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
11. "You're not a failure because you failed. You're a failure if you don't get back up and try again." - Unknown
12. "Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." - Albert Einstein
13. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs
14. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
15. "You don't have to control your thoughts. You just have to stop letting them control you." - Dan Millman
These quotes are meant to be funny, relatable, and inspirational all at once!
I've got a treasure trove of inspirational and humorous quotes about life for you! Here are some that might tickle your fancy:
1. "Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it." - Charles R. Swindoll
2. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party."
3. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
4. "Life is like a piano; what you get depends on how you play it."
5. "Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
6. "You're never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis
7. "When life gets tough, the tough get creative. And then they make a killer margarita."
8. "The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love and let it come in." - Morrie Schwartz
9. "Life doesn't get easier or more forgiving once you get older. But in many ways, it's easier to handle because you can handle it better. You've become a better person." - Oprah Winfrey
10. "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis
11. "I have always found that the best way to approach life is with humor, compassion, and a sense of adventure."
12. "Life is like riding a bicycle; you don't fall off until you stop pedaling."
13. "The biggest risk is not taking any risk… In a world that's changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is standing still." - Mark Zuckerberg
14. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky
15. "Life is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get."
16. "The best way to find yourself is to get lost in the process of looking."
17. "You are stronger than you seem, braver than you believe, and smarter than you think." - Christopher Robin
18. "Life is 5% inspiration and 95% perspiration."
19. "Sometimes life gets tough, but that's when we need to get tougher."
20. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and inspire you to tackle the ups and downs of life with humor and resilience!
You want to mix some humor with your inspiration, huh? Well, I've got just the thing for you - funny bad inspirational quotes that will make you laugh and maybe even nod your head in agreement (but don't tell anyone, they're "bad" after all)!
1. "Believe you can, and you'll be surprised how often you're wrong."
2. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do, unless you hate it, then just do it anyway."
3. "Just because I'm not a morning person doesn't mean I don't have a lot of sunshine in my heart... during happy hour."
4. "Don't watch your dreams slip away; they'll probably come back when you're asleep again."
5. "If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should try something else. Like knitting. Or playing the harmonica."
6. "You are capable of achieving anything you set your mind to... unless it's math. Math is hard, folks."
7. "Chase your dreams, but only if they're not too far away or require any actual effort."
8. "The best way to get what you want is to ask for it; unless what you want is a sandwich, then just eat the whole loaf."
9. "Don't worry about failure; it's just an opportunity to learn... and also to fail again, and again, and again."
10. "You are stronger than you think, smarter than you know, and more patient than you're willing to admit."
11. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if life gives you coffee, make a latte instead – it's way better."
12. "The most important thing in life is to learn how to give yourself permission to not be okay... and also to have a good excuse for why you're not okay."
13. "You are the master of your own destiny; unless you're stuck in traffic, then you're just a passenger on the bus of life."
14. "Don't let fear hold you back; unless it's the fear of heights, or public speaking, or spiders – then please, by all means, avoid those things at all costs."
15. "The best way to get what you want is to never give up... or just give up and go home for a nap."
Remember, these quotes are intentionally terrible, so don't take them too seriously (but hey, if they make you smile or nod your head in agreement, that's okay too)!