Short love and funny quotes are the best! Here are some that might make you smile:
1. "I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
2. "You're not old, you're just... seasoned."
3. "Love is when someone says 'you're my best friend' and then doesn't say it again for two months."
4. "Relationships are like pizzas – even when they're bad, they can still be pretty good."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... for love."
6. "We were both crazy, but in a cute way."
7. "Love is the only thing that makes you feel like you're home, but also makes you want to leave."
8. "You're my person... and by 'my person,' I mean my favorite human to annoy."
9. "I love you more than pizza, and that's a lot of love."
10. "We may not be perfect, but together we're pretty darn close."
11. "Love is like a rollercoaster – it's scary, unpredictable, and makes me want to scream sometimes."
12. "You make my heart skip a beat... or in this case, my heart just kind of flops around like a fish out of water."
13. "We're not perfect, but we're perfect for each other."
14. "Love is the best thing that has ever happened to me – and also the most frustrating."
15. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night, the Netflix to my binge-watching..."
16. "I love you more with every passing day... mostly because I'm getting more comfortable in these PJs."
17. "We're not arguing, we're just passionately expressing our points of view while completely dismissing yours."
18. "Love is when someone says 'you're so beautiful' and then immediately follows it up by saying 'but you could lose a few pounds.'"
19. "You're my partner in crime... and by 'partner in crime,' I mean my partner in making poor life choices together."
20. "I love you more than words can say... which is good, because if I had to say them out loud, they'd probably be something embarrassing."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
A great idea! Here are some funny love quotes that might make your partner laugh:
1. "I love you more than pizza, and that's a lot."
2. "You're so beautiful, even the sun is jealous."
3. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
4. "Love is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
5. "I'm not saying you're perfect, but you're my favorite mistake."
6. "Why did I fall in love with you? Because life is boring without surprises, and you are the biggest surprise of all."
7. "We may be imperfect, but together we're perfect-ish."
8. "You're so awesome, I'm starting to think you might be a superhero... or at least that's what I'll tell our kids when they ask how Mom and Dad met."
9. "I love being in love with you. It's like having a permanent high-five from the universe."
10. "If laughter is contagious, then our relationship must be an epidemic – because I'm laughing all the time!"
11. "You're my favorite person to make memories with... and by 'make memories,' I mean 'make me laugh' and 'make me cry (happy tears, of course)'"
12. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! What do you call a broken love promise? A broken heart! Okay, okay, that was a terrible pun... but seriously, I love you."
13. "Our love is like a game of Jenga – it's messy, unpredictable, and sometimes it takes a little effort to keep it from falling apart, but it's always worth it in the end."
14. "You're not my soulmate; you're my partner in crime. Together, we're an unstoppable duo... or at least that's what I'll tell our kids when they ask about all those crazy stories."
15. "I love you more than words can say, which is good because I'm terrible at writing poetry."
Remember, laughter is contagious, so share these quotes with your partner and see if it brings a smile to their face!
I've got you covered! Here are some love-funny quotes that are perfect for expressing your feelings to the special lady in your life:
1. "You're so beautiful, I'm surprised the other day when I looked at you and didn't cry." - Unknown
2. "Love is not something you find; it's something that finds you... or in my case, hits me over the head with a baseball bat."
3. "I don't have a six-pack, but I do have a twelve-pack of love for you."
4. "You're the cream cheese to my bagel, the Merlot to my pizza night, the Netflix to my binge-watching habit." - Unknown
5. "Love is a game where we both win... unless she's playing hard to get, then it's just me winning and her losing."
6. "I love you more than words can say, which is good because I'm not very good at expressing myself in words anyway."
7. "You're the reason why I wake up with a smile on my face every morning... or maybe it's just the coffee, but let's pretend it's you."
8. "We may not have the same interests, but we do have the same love for each other... and by 'same love,' I mean I love you more than I love myself."
9. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the yin to my yang, the Merlot to my pizza night." - Unknown
10. "I may not be perfect, but I'm yours. And if that's not enough, I'll try to be a little better... or at least more entertaining."
11. "You're so gorgeous, you make me forget the words to this love song I know by heart." - Unknown
12. "Love is like pizza – even when it's bad, it's still pretty good." - Unknown
13. "I don't want to wake up next to anyone else... unless that someone else is a celebrity and they're willing to pay me." - Unknown
14. "You're the reason why I'm not a morning person – because I'd rather sleep in and dream about you than actually get out of bed."
15. "I love you more with every passing day... or at least, that's what I tell myself when I forget what day it is."
Remember, the most important thing is to be genuine and sincere in your expression of love. Even if you're not a great communicator, your lady will appreciate the effort you put into making her feel special!
A wonderful topic! Here are some love and funny quotes that you could use in a wedding:
**Love Quotes**
1. "You had me at hello." - Jerry Maguire
2. "I love you without knowing how, or why, or when, or where. I love you simply, silly, absolutely." - Euripides
3. "Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
4. "Where there is love, there is life." - Mahatma Gandhi
5. "I love you more today than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow will." - Unknown
**Funny Quotes**
1. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with two hearts and a diamond, and then you go about your business, and the next thing you know, you're just trying to find the club."
2. "I love being married. The only thing I was worried about was cooking dinners for my wife, and that's not too bad." - Barack Obama
3. "Wedding: a ceremony at which two people get married, surrounded by friends and family, and then spend the rest of their lives wondering what happened to all the fun."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." (Great for a wedding, where you want to poke fun at your partner's laziness!)
5. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
**Combining Love and Funny**
1. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night, and the love of my life."
2. "I don't know what I want in one or five years, but I do know I want you."
3. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
4. "You're the reason I wake up with a smile on my face and fall asleep with a heart full of love."
5. "I love you more than pizza, and that's a lot."
Remember to keep your quotes personal and meaningful to your relationship. You could also incorporate inside jokes or unique experiences you've shared as a couple.
Here are some short, funny love quotes that might make him laugh:
1. "I love you more than pizza, but let's be real, that's a strong competition."
2. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly... you get the idea."
3. "Why did I fall in love with you? Because you were the only one who didn't run away screaming when I told them I'm a crazy cat lady."
4. "I love you like a fat kid loves cake. Uncontrollably."
5. "You're so hot, you make me forget my own name... which is pretty impressive, considering I have a lot of names to forget."
6. "Why did I fall in love with you? Because you were the only one who didn't think it was weird that I kept singing 'I Will Survive' in the shower."
7. "You're so amazing, I'm starting to think you might be from another planet. Just kidding... or am I?"
8. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. What do you call our love? A real pasta... okay, maybe that's just me."
9. "I love you more than words can express, but if I had to choose between writing a sappy love poem and playing the accordion, I'd choose the latter."
10. "You're so sweet, you make me want to eat you alive. Just kidding! (Or am I?)"
11. "Why did I fall in love with you? Because you were the only one who didn't think it was weird that I collect antique door knobs."
12. "I love you more than my favorite video game... and trust me, that's saying a lot, because I have a lot of time to play video games."
13. "What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band. What do you call our relationship? A moo-ment of truth (get it?)"
14. "I love you more than my favorite TV show... and trust me, that's saying a lot, because I have a lot of binge-watching to do."
15. "Why did I fall in love with you? Because you were the only one who didn't think it was weird that I can recite the entire script of 'The Princess Bride' from memory."
Remember, humor is subjective, so what makes him laugh might not be the same for someone else!
A great way to bring some humor and playfulness into your relationship! Here are some funny love quotes that might make her laugh:
1. "I'm not saying you're perfect, but you're perfect for me." - Unknown
2. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field... just like me when I'm with you!"
3. "You had me at 'hello'... and then you stole my heart."
4. "Love is like pizza – even when it's bad, it's still pretty good." - Unknown
5. "I love you more than words can say, but if I had to choose between speaking and texting, I'd choose texting."
6. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, or in this case, the partner to my sanity."
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on love-fueled energy – and that's exhausting."
8. "Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! And then we fell in love."
9. "You're the only one who makes me feel like I'm home... or at least like I'm not too embarrassed to be seen with my pajamas on."
10. "I love you more than coffee, and that's saying a lot because I really, really love coffee."
11. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all – and also some great memories of laughing at each other's dad jokes."
12. "Love is like a ride at the fair – it's thrilling, unpredictable, and sometimes you might get sick, but it's always worth it."
13. "You're my partner in shenanigans, my accomplice in crime, and my favorite person to share a pizza with (and maybe even a few laughs)."
14. "I love you more than my phone – and that's saying a lot because I really love my phone."
15. "We may not be perfect, but together we're pretty close... like the distance between two pillows on a bed – not exactly scientific, but it works for us!"
Remember, humor is subjective, so pick the ones that best fit your partner's sense of humor and playfulness!
Sweetheart! Here are some short and funny love quotes for her:
1. "You're the Merlot to my pizza night."
2. "I'm not a photographer, I just take pictures of you because you're stunning."
3. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
4. "You're the reason I wake up with a smile on my face and go to bed with a heart full of love."
5. "I'm stuck on you like glue, and I don't want to be unstuck."
6. "You're the cream cheese to my bagel – we're perfect together."
7. "Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own."
8. "We may not have a lot of money, but we've got each other, and that's all that matters."
9. "I love you more than coffee in the morning – and that's a lot!"
10. "You're my favorite adventure, and I'm so grateful to have you by my side."
11. "You make me laugh when I need it most, and that's what makes our love so strong."
12. "I'm not saying you're perfect, but you're mine, and that's all that matters."
13. "We may be imperfect, but we're perfect for each other."
14. "You're the sunshine to my cloudy days, the calm to my stormy nights."
15. "Love is when you choose to spend time with someone even when you'd rather be doing something else."
Remember, these quotes are meant to be light-hearted and playful, so don't worry too much about making them perfect. Just have fun with it!
I've got some awesome ones for you! Here are some love and funny quotes for your husband:
1. "You're not my whole life, but you're a really good chapter."
2. "Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurassic Park."
3. "I'm stuck on you like glue, but I don't mind because it's a sticky situation."
4. "We may not be perfect, but together we're pretty darn close to awesome."
5. "You're the cheese to my grilled cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the Merlot to my pizza night."
6. "I love you more than words can say, which is good because I'm terrible at writing poetry."
7. "We've been married for [X] years, but I still get butterflies when you walk into the room... or when we're in the same room, period."
8. "You're not my type, but I'll settle for you anyway."
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... and you're the battery that keeps me charged."
10. "Love is like a pizza delivery guy – he shows up unexpectedly, brings joy and satisfaction, and sometimes leaves a mess."
11. "You make me laugh when I need it most, which is usually after we've had an argument because let's face it, our arguments are hilarious."
12. "I love you more with every passing day... or at least that's what I keep telling myself to justify the amount of Netflix shows we binge-watch together."
13. "We may not have it all figured out, but we're figuring it out together – and that's pretty awesome."
14. "You're my favorite human being to share a bed with, a couch with, and an entire life with."
15. "I love you more than I love pizza, and that's saying something because I really love pizza."
Remember, the most important thing is to speak from your heart and be genuine in your words. Your husband will appreciate the thought and humor behind these quotes!